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About
Failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher Dana Marschz rallies his Tucson students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Theatrical
Jan 21, 2008
Box Office
$4.9M
Budget
$9.0M
Return
0.5x
DVD / Blu-ray
Dec 21, 2008
Theaters
1
Quotes
See all →Provocative Comments on Theater and Controversy
Cricket Feldstein
Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.
Dana Marschz
Uh... yeah.
Cricket Feldstein
Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Cultural Perspectives on Talent and Opportunity
Dana Marschz
You can't let your ethnic narrow-mindedness stop your son from thriving in our culture.
Mr. Marquez
I have to take exception to that characterization.
Dana Marschz
Heywood's a bad boy. He's a gang banger. A deadbeat. But he also has a gift.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Cast
Full credits →S
Steve Coogan
Dana Marschz
Catherine Keener
Brie Marschz
J
J. J. Soria
Octavio
S
Skylar Astin
Rand Posin
P
Phoebe Strole
Epiphany Sellars
M
Melonie Díaz
Ivonne
A
Arnie Pantoja
Vitamin J
M
Michael Esparza
Chuy
N
Natalie Amenula
Yolanda
M
Marshall Bell
Principal Rocker
D
David Arquette
Gary
E
Elisabeth Shue
Elisabeth Shue
Amy Poehler
Cricket Feldstein
M
Marco Rodríguez
Mr. Marquez
D
Deborah Chavez
Mrs. Marquez
E
Evan Adrian
Danny the Waiter
N
Nat Faxon
Glenn from Copy Shop
J
Johnnie Hector
Policeman
A
Arron Shiver
Virgil
J
Josh Berry
Mr. Mann
