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Happiness Quotes

NC-17 1998 · 2h 20m 74 Audience
16 quotes
Misunderstanding in a Moment of Humor
Helen I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.
Joy But I'm not laughing.
A Desire for Authenticity Through Trauma
Helen Jordan If only I had been raped as a child! Then I would know authenticity!
Contrasting Happiness and Reality in Life
Bill Maplewood I wake up happy, feeling good... but then I get very depressed, because I'm living in reality.
Desire and Longing for Connection
Allen Pussy...need pussy...
Intensity and Aggression in Personal Confrontation
Allen I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you'll be coming out of your ears. Fuck you...
Self-Assertion Against Misjudgment
Andy You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fatso? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, cause I'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit!
Embracing Irony in Everyday Life
Helen Jordan Y'know, people are always putting ] down. None of my friends can believe I live here. But that's because they don't get it: I'm living in a state of irony.
[[New Jersey]
Struggles with Self-Perception and Daily Life
Allen I don't know I could ever really begin to talk to her. I mean what can I talk about? I have nothing to talk about, I'm boring. And I know, I've been told before so don't tell me it's not true, cause it's a fact. I bore people. People look at me and they get bored, people listen to me and they zone out... bored. Who is that boring person?', they think. I've never before met anyone so boring'. And I'm for her to see how boring I am.
Bill Maplewood Gallon of skim milk. Dozen eggs. One of those disposable cameras for this weekend. I gotta stop at the 7-11 on the way home. I gotta get the dry cleaning for Trish. I gotta check Billy's homework, and call Mrs. Mitchell about her appointment on Tuesday. I gotta reschedule the dentist, get the dog cleaned...
[to self, while pretending to listen]
Desire for Love in Parenting
Diane I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother.
Questioning the appropriateness of early experiences
Joe What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know...?
Bill A professional...?
Joe Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach him things... first-timers, you know... break him in.
Bill But Joe, he's 11.
Joe Yeah, you're right, you're right. It's too late.
[sighs]
Baggies and Shared Experiences in Crime
Helen Jordan Anyway, so the police came and looked in her freezer and found baggies filled with the doorman's genitals.
Mona Jordan I use baggies.
Joy Jordan Me too.
Helen Jordan Everyone uses baggies, that's why we can all relate to this crime. Don't you see?
A Conversation About Past Actions
Billy Dad, did you, um... with Johnny Grasso and Ronald Farber?
Bill Yes.
[long, pained pause]
Billy What did you do?
Bill I touched them.
Billy What do you mean, "touched"?
Bill I fondled them.
Billy What for?
Bill I couldn't help myself.
Billy What...what else?
Bill I unzipped myself.
Billy You mean, masturbated?
Bill No.
Billy Then, what?
Bill I... made love...
Billy What do you mean?
Bill I... fucked them.
Billy What was it like?
Bill It was... it was great.
Billy Would you... would you do it again?
Bill Yes.
[choking up]
Billy Would you ever fuck me?
[fighting tears]
Bill No. I'd jerk off instead.
The Burden of Constant Admiration
Helen Jordan It's just I'm... I'm so tired of being admired all the time. All these men I mean... they're all beautiful, artistic minds, great sex, the whole package, but hollow, you know what I mean? I feel nobody's really honest with me. Nobody wants me for me.
Unconditional Love Despite Mistreatment
Trish Jordan How come no matter how much you treat me like shit, I can't help loving you even more?
Conflicted Feelings About Home and Identity
Vlad I love New Jersey.
Joy Don't you miss Russia?
Vlad Fuck the cunt of Russia.
Joy Well, I guess it's best to feel that way.
Questioning Past Hurts and Denials
Detective Berman Johnny, was there anyone in the last day or two who..."hurt" you?
Johnny Grasso No. I... I... I don't think so.
Detective Berman But someone did hurt you... no, Johnny?
Johnny Grasso No. No one hurt me.
Joe What do ya mean no? You've been FUCKING RAPED! ... Sorry.