16 quotes
Misunderstanding in a Moment of Humor
Helen
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.
Joy
But I'm not laughing.
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A Desire for Authenticity Through Trauma
Helen Jordan
If only I had been raped as a child! Then I would know authenticity!
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Contrasting Happiness and Reality in Life
Bill Maplewood
I wake up happy, feeling good... but then I get very depressed, because I'm living in reality.
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Desire and Longing for Connection
Allen
Pussy...need pussy...
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Intensity and Aggression in Personal Confrontation
Allen
I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you'll be coming out of your ears. Fuck you...
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Self-Assertion Against Misjudgment
Andy
You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fatso? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, cause I'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit!
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Embracing Irony in Everyday Life
Helen Jordan
Y'know, people are always putting ] down. None of my friends can believe I live here. But that's because they don't get it: I'm living in a state of irony.
[[New Jersey]
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Struggles with Self-Perception and Daily Life
Allen
I don't know I could ever really begin to talk to her. I mean what can I talk about? I have nothing to talk about, I'm boring. And I know, I've been told before so don't tell me it's not true, cause it's a fact. I bore people. People look at me and they get bored, people listen to me and they zone out... bored. Who is that boring person?', they think. I've never before met anyone so boring'. And I'm for her to see how boring I am.
Bill Maplewood
Gallon of skim milk. Dozen eggs. One of those disposable cameras for this weekend. I gotta stop at the 7-11 on the way home. I gotta get the dry cleaning for Trish. I gotta check Billy's homework, and call Mrs. Mitchell about her appointment on Tuesday. I gotta reschedule the dentist, get the dog cleaned...
[to self, while pretending to listen]
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Desire for Love in Parenting
Diane
I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother.
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Questioning the appropriateness of early experiences
Joe
What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know...?
Bill
A professional...?
Joe
Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach him things... first-timers, you know... break him in.
Bill
But Joe, he's 11.
Joe
Yeah, you're right, you're right. It's too late.
[sighs]
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Baggies and Shared Experiences in Crime
Helen Jordan
Anyway, so the police came and looked in her freezer and found baggies filled with the doorman's genitals.
Mona Jordan
I use baggies.
Joy Jordan
Me too.
Helen Jordan
Everyone uses baggies, that's why we can all relate to this crime. Don't you see?
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A Conversation About Past Actions
Billy
Dad, did you, um... with Johnny Grasso and Ronald Farber?
Bill
Yes.
[long, pained pause]
Billy
What did you do?
Bill
I touched them.
Billy
What do you mean, "touched"?
Bill
I fondled them.
Billy
What for?
Bill
I couldn't help myself.
Billy
What...what else?
Bill
I unzipped myself.
Billy
You mean, masturbated?
Bill
No.
Billy
Then, what?
Bill
I... made love...
Billy
What do you mean?
Bill
I... fucked them.
Billy
What was it like?
Bill
It was... it was great.
Billy
Would you... would you do it again?
Bill
Yes.
[choking up]
Billy
Would you ever fuck me?
[fighting tears]
Bill
No. I'd jerk off instead.
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The Burden of Constant Admiration
Helen Jordan
It's just I'm... I'm so tired of being admired all the time. All these men I mean... they're all beautiful, artistic minds, great sex, the whole package, but hollow, you know what I mean? I feel nobody's really honest with me. Nobody wants me for me.
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Unconditional Love Despite Mistreatment
Trish Jordan
How come no matter how much you treat me like shit, I can't help loving you even more?
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Conflicted Feelings About Home and Identity
Vlad
I love New Jersey.
Joy
Don't you miss Russia?
Vlad
Fuck the cunt of Russia.
Joy
Well, I guess it's best to feel that way.
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Questioning Past Hurts and Denials
Detective Berman
Johnny, was there anyone in the last day or two who..."hurt" you?
Johnny Grasso
No. I... I... I don't think so.
Detective Berman
But someone did hurt you... no, Johnny?
Johnny Grasso
No. No one hurt me.
Joe
What do ya mean no? You've been FUCKING RAPED! ... Sorry.
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