Creativity in Unexpected Places
Lucy:
He's a brilliant doctor, and so creative!
Zelda:
A tushy lift is creative?
Lucy:
So, it's a not a sonnet.
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Critique of Unconventional Professions
Zelda:
You should never help a human being who makes his living suctioning thigh fat.
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Marriage Motivations: Love vs. Money
Lucy:
Will you lighten up? You didn't marry Hastings for his money!
Kim:
Of course I did! What else do you get married for? Love? Love last 6, 8 months top. Money is forever.
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Dating Challenges in a Social Context
Kim:
Slim pickings this afternoon. They're married, or they dribble, or they're *otherwise engaged*.
Lucy:
To each other?
Kim:
Right!
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Party Atmosphere Sparks Mixed Reactions
Kim:
Isn't this party absolutely sublime?
Lucy:
Beats a cesspool backup.
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Unexpected Moments of Parenthood
Lucy:
You clean? This is cleaning, right? My son is cleaning? I never thought I'd live to see the day... actually I didn't.
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Potential in a meaningful glance
Kevin:
That look has real possibilities.
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Caught in a Fringed Trojan
Lucy: [''strugling to get into a dress'']
Argh! I feel like I'm caught in a Trojan! A pleated Trojan! With fringe!
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Consequences of a Soul's Transmigration
Zelda:
Are you crazy?
Zelda: [[Beethoven; [Jack Benny]
You just killed a transmigrating soul. I mean that could have been ], Boticelli... ].
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A Playful Take on Love and Companionship
Kevin:
Are you trying to get me to fall in love with the dog... and then with you?
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