Name: Highway
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Action
Released: 2002-03-26
Duration: 97 min
Rating: 5.5
Cast: Jared Leto, Selma Blair, Jake Gyllenhaal, John C. McGinley, Jeremy Piven

Highway

Embrace Your True Self

Taglines Come as you are

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The Impact of Desmond the Alligator Boy

Pilot He was amazing, wasn't he? Wasn't he amazing, Jack?

Jack Amazing.

Pilot Desmond the Alligator Boy is a major happener. Isn't he?

Jack Whatever you say, Pilot.

Pilot Would you want to be him?

Jack What are you doing?

Pilot What?

Jack What are you doing, you fuck? What is with all these stupid questions?

Pilot What? Why wouldn't you wanna be him?

Jack Why? Because he's green... because his skin is disgusting... because he's brain damaged... because his head is misshapen. You want me to go on?

Pilot No. You think he's happy?

Jack Pilot!

Pilot What? One question. Just answer me that. Do you think he's happy?

Jack I don't know, Pilot. But maybe we can ask the old lady... when we go and say good-bye.

Pilot What? You don't want to say good-bye?

Jack I didn't say that.

Pilot Yes, you did, dude! I heard you.

Jack Cassandra, did you hear?

Cassie I did.

Pilot When we go and say good-bye," like it was the stupidest fucking thing you ever heard. And it was my idea.

Jack I did not say that. But it was the stupidest fucking thing... I ever heard, by the way.

Pilot Why?

Cassie Are you guys, by any chance, in love?

Pilot Why?

Jack Bro, why do we have to go and say good-bye tomorrow? I mean, couldn't we just have... said good-bye today?

Cassie I'm gonna go take a shower. I'll meet you all at the bar.

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Desire for Freedom and Space

Johnny the Fox A field... I need a field... A field in which to frolic!

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Exploring Sexual Confusion in Highway

Pilot Kelson Sexual confusion... I mean, you don't think I have sexual confusion, do you?

[''Telling Jack that the whore thought Pilot was sexually confused'']

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A Moment of Fun Amidst Misery

Jack Hayes Can we just have 15 minutes of fun in our fucking miserable lives?

Pilot Kelson Famous last words...

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A Conversation on a Hot Day

Jill Miranda ] when he's cleaning pool] Ice tea, Jack?

[''Hands him glass of [[w:iced tea|iced tea]

Jack Sure, Mrs. Miranda.

Jill Miranda Sure is hot, isn't it, Jack?

Jack It sure is, Mrs. Miranda.

Jill Miranda Please, call me Jilly.

Jack Sure, Mrs. Miranda. Um, Jilly.

Jill Miranda I like that... the way my name sounds... coming off your lips. ].

[''Starts caressing his torso''; [w:Jack and Jill|Jack and Jilly. Jack and Jilly went up the hilly]

Jack What are you doing?!

Jill Miranda Relax, Jack.

Jack Mrs. Miranda, where is Mr. Miranda?

Jill Miranda Wait, Jack!

[''Jumps off from Jack passionately kissing her'']

Jack What?!

Jill Miranda What are you doing?!

Jack What?!

Jill Miranda It was too quick! It was too fucking quick!

Jack What are you talking about?!

Jill Miranda ]. It was just like the last time... and the time before.

[[w:dominatrix|Quiver, quake, tremble a little. I didn't feel any nervousness]

Jack Just like last time and the time before? "Jack and Jilly"?! "Jack and Jilly went up the hilly"?! How many times are you going to use... !Jack and Jilly went up the hilly"?!

Jill Miranda I like Jack and Jilly went up the hilly.

Jack Yeah, I know you do.

Jill Miranda Well, listen, pal... this is my fucking fantasy. When you get your own pool... you can orchestrate your own fantasies!

Jack Fine.

Jill Miranda Two words for you, little man. ]. ]!

[[w:Jackie Collins|Jackie Fucking Collins; [w:erection|Bone up; ''Turns and walks into house'']

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The Story of Aesop's Tales

Mrs. Murray ]... ]. A slave of wealthy Greek noblemen. He was horribly deformed. And all day long... this monstrous-looking man... would spin wondrous tales of heroic animals. Great tales, but they tended to show... the weaknesses of men. So, the storyteller was killed by a crazed mob... who were insulted... that his stories showed animals as brave and smart... and people as weak and stupid.

[[w:600s BC|In around 600 B.C.; [w:Aesop|there was a slave]

Jack Really? Wow.

Pilot Amazing.

Mrs. Murray Oh, wait. The punch line is: the storyteller's name was Aesop.

Jack Really? Wow.

Pilot Amazing.

Cassie As in ]?

[[w:Aesop's Fables|''Aesop's Fables'']

Jack Yes.

Pilot Really?

Jack Wow!

Pilot Amazing!

Jack I didn't know that. I didn't know that Aesop was a freak.

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Questioning Love Among Friends

Cassie Are you guys by any chance, in love?

[''To Jack and Pilot'']

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Desmond the Alligator Boy's Impact

Pilot Kelson Desmond the alligator boy is a major happener

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Expression of Pain and Sorrow

Pilot Kelson That be a cry laden with pain and sorrow

[''After the alligator boy screams'']

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The Feeling of Departure and Adventure

Pre-ending credits quote- Jack Kerouac - On the Road (1957) What is that feeling when you're driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? ...it's the too-huge world vaulting us, and it's good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies...

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Fetching Water in the Hills

Jack Hayes Jack and Jilly went up the hilly to fetch a pale of water!

[''As he has raw sex with Jilly Miranda'']

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Unexpected Tensions During a Simple Task

Jack Jack and Jilly went up the hilly... to get a pail of water.

[''Making love to Jill on bed'']

Jill Miranda Give it to me!

Burt Miranda What in fuck's sake is going on here?!

[''Enters house'']

Jill Miranda Burt! I can explain.

Burt Miranda You see what I just did there? I was beginning to suspect things. You see, Jack?

Jack I see.

Jill Miranda He raped me, Burt! He raped me!

Burt Miranda Jilly, Jilly... shut up! You want to do something about ]?

[[w:human penis|that thing; ''Holds out pistol aimed at Jack'']

Jill Miranda Burt! No, Burt!

Jack Mr. Miranda...

Burt Miranda The pool guy. The pool guy. You know what upsets me most... hand to god... is that you are a great pool guy, Jack. When Salvatore was our pool guy... I could never open my eyes underwater. ], they burned for a week. But with you, my eyes are always open. I can play that game. You know, the one where I toss a penny... in the deep end... and then go hunt for it. With Salvatore... I could never play that game. You weren't-

[[w:chlorine|There was too much chlorine]

Jill Miranda No, Burt!

[''Jack smashes a plant pot on Burt's head'']

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Miscommunication and Chaos in Travel Plans

Pilot I can't believe that you told him... "We're thinking Seattle." What kind of total void are you, Jack?

Jack Pilot, relax, man. He thinks we're going to Detroit.

Pilot Yeah? Man, tomorrow morning... that freak wakes up... his nipple ring's been torn off... he's got a brand-new monkey in his closet... and a 14-year-old Asian boy... lying next to him is in a diabetic coma... he won't remember a fucking thing about last night... except that we're taking our trick asses to Seattle! Give me the keys.

[''Jack throws him keys and he opens the trunk'']

Jack So we don't go to Seattle. We'll just go someplace else.

Pilot Someplace else?

Jack Yeah, like I said... I've got an aunt in ]. I got a cousin... in ], ], ]. Oh, bro! There's a black belt convention in ]! Come on!

Pilot No. It's cool. You're right. I mean, Scawldy thinks we're going to Detroit... let's go to Seattle.

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A Quick Pop Quiz Exchange

Pilot Kelson Pop Quiz.

Jack Hayes No.

Pilot Kelson Come on. It's a quick one.

Jack Hayes Go.

Pilot Kelson What is 1,056 dicks?

Jack Hayes A lot of dicks.

Pilot Kelson Beep. Perfect Score. Gold star. We haven't begun calculating ] yet. Oh!

[[w:fellatio|blowjobs]

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Exploring Sexual Confusion and Identity

Pilot Kelson So, it was cool, you know? I told her about my troubles and she was like, sexual confusion's a tricky thing'. Sexual confusion? I mean, easy on the sexual confusion tip, baby. You make me sound like a guy in a raincoat with a fistful of vaseline, you know? Sexual confusion... I mean, you don't think I have sexual confusion, do you...?

[''Laughs'']

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A Discourse on Morality and Value

Cassie That's pretty pathetic in my book.

Pilot Kelson In your book? And what's the title of that book? Is it called Give Me A Hundred Bucks And I'll Suck Your Dick'? Cause I think I read that one, and it was... ooh... lurid.

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Embracing Freedom and Chance Encounters

Pilot Kelson I like it... Hit the road, flee for your life, meet a doll who's got "once and a lifetime girl of my dreams and reason to believe" written all over her like so much graffiti. It could only happen to the god of fuck.

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Unexpected Revelations Among Friends

Scawldy Boys! What up! What's up, Jack? Jack! The God of Fuck, bro! Bro, Jilly Miranda.

[''Jack and Pilot enter Scawldy's bar, and he comes up to Jack and hugs him'']

Jack Oh, no.

Scawldy Hello? Hello? Bad dick! Very bad dick! Bad dick! Well, since I'm down here, I might as well just for a little bit-

[''Bends down to Jack's crotch'']

Jack How does everybody on Planet Fricking Earth... know this shit already? You guys never know anything. You don't even know... ].

[[w:Assassination of John F. Kennedy|that Kennedy was assassinated]

Scawldy Wait, George Kennedy was assassinated? Bro, Jilly Miranda is a deviant, okay? She's a major deve. She gets off on causing trouble, okay? But did she at least... make you bust a little coo-coo-coo? Did you? 11 years... he hasn't busted a nut, right?

Jack Hey, five.

Scawldy goon Taking it off over here, boss.

Scawldy Hey, Pilot, you little fuck, did you sell that boom?

Pilot Yeah. ] starts barking at Pilot]

[''Mayhem [[w:Pitbull dog|the Pitbull dog]

Scawldy Hey, shut up! Mayhem, shut the fuck up! All right. The hound has some major trust issues... with our boy Pilot here.

Scawldy goon Yo, wiping it off over here, boss.

Scawldy Listen, I tell you, putting you down at that water park... was an entrepreneurial milestone. Speaking of which... there's a rave over by ].

[[w:Whiskey Pete|Whiskey Pete's]

Scawldy goon Yo, sip of water over here, boss.

Scawldy Will you shut the fuck up for a blink of an eye! I want you over there... with ] and ], all right?

[''To dog''; [w:Gamma-hydroxybutyrate|some GHB; [w:LSD|some window pane]

Pilot Yo, I can't.

Scawldy What?

Pilot I can't, man. I'm going with Jack.

Scawldy Going with Jack where?

Pilot Scawldy! Scawldy!

[''Mayhem ferociously pulls on Pilot's sleeve'']

Jack I've got to bail!

Scawldy Of course, right. Burt Miranda. Of course, of course. All right, man, that's cool. Where you guys headed?

Jack We're thinking Seattle, you know?

Scawldy Jilly Miranda, man... I'd like to take a ride on her. Little sweet ass pooper, you know what I mean? ] on table] Wahoo! Let's go.

[''Serves two [[w:Colt 45 (malt liquor)|Colt 45s]

Jack No, Scawldy, look... I've got to get out of here, all right?

Scawldy What is your rush, boys? Come on, you've got the world... by a fucking string right here!

[''Sits down'']

Jack Scawldy! I've got to go!

Pilot Yo, man, can I have my cut?

Jack They're after my fucking toes, man!

Scawldy FUCK! Well, otay. Where you guys going? Detroit? Dee-troit?

[''Screams'']

Pilot Yeah, Detroit. Detroit's cool.

Scawldy Right on. Detroit's got that old school shit... you know what I'm saying? Like ], man. I got you in a stranglehold, baby

[[w:Ted Nugent|Motor City Madman, Ted Fucking Nugent]

Pilot You know, Scawld... we're thinking about getting a stake. Sell as we go, finance the trip. The Detroit trip.

Scawldy What are you boys thinking about? What do you need?

Pilot Well, what do you got?

Scawldy What have I got? Dude, what have I got? I got it all, man! I got- I'm the fucking- Dude, I'm the fucking thing... ]?!

[[w:cornucopia|what is that thing at Thanksgiving... the horn thing, the fucking horn thing... overflowing with goodies]

Scawldy goon The fucking horn thing... with all the fucking goodies coming out!

Scawldy Nice working with you, fuckface! What do you call that thing?

Pilot A cornucopia.

Scawldy Aha, there you go! Pilot, my man, knows everything! He's a regular goddamn ]! I got it all! I got the kind, daffy fucking bud, man... the hydro nuggety-nugs... red fiber... herbal medications sweep upon the nation! The red, red, red, red fiber, you know what I'm saying! I've got an amino acid concoction... marinating in the back right now, man! It creates a totally profound excursion! It opens up all your fucking pleasure glands... you know what I'm saying?! You're like in a field of snow... but you're really in sand... and you're making a goddamn little angel! Good God almighty, you're creating symphonies, you had no idea! You'll be a genius, my friend! I got rock soaked in the wine cooler. I've got wine cooler that's been soaked in rock! I got these new ]! You snort it up! Your head flies open! The bats fly in, they shoot out! I fucking snapped out of it... I chomped about four of them, right?! And I was fucking the Coke machine... in ]!

[''Points at him''; [w:Pat Sajak|Pat Sajak; ''mimics taking a toke''; [w:Methaqualone|'ludes in powdered form; [w:Motel 6|the Motel 6]

Scawldy goon She was coming Fresca, man, like crazy.

Scawldy I got some mushroom tea. I got some ecstasy. I got some ]. And I think I hear the police coming after me. I hear the police coming, I hear the police coming, I hear the police coming after me. What's it going to be, boys?

[[w:opium|opium; ''Screams into Colt 45 bottle at head, imagining it as a phone'']

Pilot How about you give us ], ], and a page of blotter?

[[w:Benzodiazepine|two Z's of endo; [w:ecstasy|100 hits of E]

Scawldy That's my man, pots and pans. I have it ready. I'll fill your order.

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A Lighthearted Exchange on Gratitude

Jack Hayes Pop quiz.

Pilot Kelson Go.

Jack Hayes How much I owe you for helping me out?

Pilot Kelson A gazillion.

Jack Hayes Who's the major old-school happener?

Pilot Kelson Pi... lot.

[''Slurred'']

Jack Hayes How much longer we a team?

Pilot Kelson Forever.

Jack Hayes Beep... perfect score, gold star.

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Perception of Quality in Unusual Contexts

Pool kid This smells like shit.

Pilot It's because they're grown in shit. You look at them? They're blue, means they're good.

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Divisions in the World: Pandas and Alligator Boys

Pilot Kelson When you think about it, the world is divided into 2 groups... pandas and alligator boys

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A Shift in Power Dynamics

Johnny the Fox Congratulations you just became ] of assholes. You climbed ], Pilot. There's five big ones.

[[w:Edmund Hillary|the Sir Edmund Hillary; [w:Mount Everest|the highest mountain]

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Unexpected Questions About Relationships and Preferences

Shanks You the boyfriend? You like alligator dick? Like to suck it?

[''Walks up to Pilot''; ''Touches Pilot's lips'']

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A Provocative Exchange Between Characters

Pilot Kelson This is Jack Hayes, the God of Fuck!

Shanks Is that what they call you? The God of Fuck? Tell me something... do you like to get fucked?

[''Turns to Jack'']

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Navigating Relationships and Miscommunication

Jack How did she take it?

Pilot She took it fine, you know, I mean... shit, all she's going to be without... are my clever observations.

Jack You bang her yet?

Pilot Not even close, man. If "bang her"... is an island off ]... me and Lucy are stuck in traffic in ].

[[w:Caribbean|the Caribbean; [w:New jersey|Jersey]

Jack Whatever. The point is... you haven't been to ].

[[w:List of brothels in Nevada|the Dan D]

Pilot Of course not, have you?

Jack Clark brought me there when I was 12. Good old Clark!

Pilot Who needs ]?

[[w:Disneyland|Disneyland]

Jack It's on the way, maybe we could stop by.

Pilot What for?

Jack If there's something wrong with your pipe... the Dan D. Fine will clean it out.

Pilot There's nothing wrong with me. Well, I mean, maybe... look, man, we've got to put miles... between us and the Veg, you know? And plus, you know, there are bound to be... other places like the Dan D. Fine... further along down the road.

Jack What did you say?

Pilot I mean, I think it's better... if we just skip it.

Jack Bro, there is nothing... nothing like the Dan D. Fine. So get in the fucking car. Let's go, you pussy. Make a woman out of you yet.

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A Unique Perspective on Individuality

Pilot Kelson You are one daffy invididual!

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Introduction of Characters and Their Names

Jack What's your name?

Cassie Cassie.

Jack As in Cassandra?

Cassie Yeah, as in Cassandra. What's your name?

Pilot Pilot. This is Jack.

Cassie Yeah? Why Pilot?

Pilot I don't like to talk about it.

Jack His mother picked up... an airline pilot one night-

Pilot But Jack loves to.

Jack At a bar ].

[[w:Dallas Fort Worth International airport|near DFW]

Pilot That's Dallas-Fort Worth.

Jack They fucked, the pilot left... she got pregnant...only she never caught the pilot's name.

Cassie Mom's a peach. She named you Pilot.

Jack Exactly, Cassandra.

Cassie Wow. Zowie. What?

Jack You did a good thing.

Cassie Huh?

Jack Most people when told the story... will inevitably say... "Good thing he wasn't ]. Good thing... he wasn't a ]. Good thing he wasn't ].

[[w:fisherman|a fisherman; [w:proctologist|proctologist; [w:Pest control|an exterminator]

Cassie Okay, I see, because if the guy... had been like a proctologist... then Pilot's name might be like, um...

Jack ].

[[w:Sphincter|Sphincter]

Pilot Exactly.

Jack Or ]. Or ]. Or ].

[[w:Anus|Anus; [w:Hemorrhoid|Hemorrhoid; [w:Dingleberry|Dingleberry]

Pilot All right, all right. Can we stop?

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