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Hocus Pocus Quotes

"It's just a bunch of Hocus Pocus."

PG 1993 · 1h 36m
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Hocus Pocus
The Arrival of a Mysterious Transport
Winnie Well, tell me, friend, what is this contraption?
Bus Driver I call it a bus.
Winnie A bus. And its purpose?
Bus Driver To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most... forbidden desires.
[cracks his knuckle]
Winnie Well, fancy! We desire children.
[laughs]
Bus Driver Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don't think there's gonna be a problem.
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Hocus Pocus
Sibling Negotiation Over a Crush
Dani Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!
[as they plan to go to the Sanderson house]
Max Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.
Dani So, take her to the movies like a normal person.
Max Dani! Look, just do this one thing for me, and I'll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?
Dani Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan...with tights or it's no deal.
[attempts to leave]
Max Okay, okay! Deal, deal.
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Compliments and Confessions in Costumes
Allison I like your costume, Dani.
Dani Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any, what do you call em, Max? Yabbos? Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves em!
[Max, embarrassed, nearly spits out the cider he's drinking]
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Winnie and Binx's Witty Exchange
Winnie Book! Come to Mommy!
Cat Binx Afraid not!
[jumps on the book to prevent it from floating up to Winifred, with a screech]
Winnie Thackary Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?
Cat Binx And waiting for you!
Winnie Oh! Thou hast waited in vain. And thou will fail to save thy friends, just as thou failed to save thy sister!
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Sisters Plot Their Dark Adventure
Winnie Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it's curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?
Mary You explained it beautifully, Winnie. They way in which you started out with the adventure part and slowly.
Sarah Explained what?
Winnie Come, we fly!
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Debate on the consequences of opening the book
Max The witches used it to put the spell on him.
Allison Maybe there's a way in here to take it off.
Max Mmm, I don't know. Binx told us not to open it.
Allison Well, the witches are dead. What harm could it do?
Max Well, just be careful.
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Hocus Pocus
Embracing the Magic of Hocus Pocus
Taglines It's just a bunch of Hocus Pocus!
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A Long Wait for a Candle's Light
Emily Thackary Binx, what took thee so long?
Thackary Sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.
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Three Sisters Discuss Their Evening Plans
Winnie Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies.
Mary Spending a quiet evening at home.
Sarah Sucking the lives out of little children!
[Winnie chokes her]
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Hocus Pocus
Circle of Salt for Protection
Max Well, what does it say?
[looking at the salt can]
Allison Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.
Max And what about new boyfriends?
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Frustration Towards a Cat
Max Oh. Stupid cat!
[Cat Binx attacks him then scurries away]
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Enchanting Invitation to Mischief
Winnie Use thy voice, Sarah! Fill the sky! Bring the little brats to die!
[evil laugh]
Sarah ♪ Come, little children, I'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment. ♪♪ Come, little children, the time's come to play, here in my garden of magic. ♪
[singing]
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Witches Chanting for Transformation
Winnie Twist the bones and bend the back.
Sarah and Mary Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.
Winnie Trim him of his baby fat.
Sarah and Mary Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.
Winnie Give him fur black as black, just...
Mary like...
Sarah ...this!
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A Witch's Frustration with Her Sisters
Sarah I am alive!
Winnie Damn that boy, he's tricked us again.
Mary Oh, you're right, you're always right.
Winnie It's my curse. That, and you two! Get off me, you thundering oafs!
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A Clash of Wits and Insults
Billy Wench! Trollop! You buck toothed, mop riding firefly from hell! I've waited centuries to say that.
[to Winnie, after finally freeing his mouth; happily, to Max]
Max Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!
Winnie Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang on to your heads!
Billy Go to hell!
Winnie Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
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Sibling Rivalry and Unfortunate Circumstances
Winnie Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
Sarah Just lucky, I guess.
[swinging a string of toilet paper up and down]
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Aging and Trick-or-Treating Perspectives
Master's Wife Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating?
Winnie We'll be younger in the morning.
Master's Wife Yeah, sure, me too.
[takes a swig of whatever's in her glass and walks away]
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The Power of Knowledge Over Magic
Max Prepare to die...again.
Winnie You! You have no powers here, you fool!
Max Maybe not. But there's a power greater than your magic; and that's knowledge! And there's one thing I know that you don't!
Winnie And what is that, dude?
Max Daylight Savings Time.
Mary Daylight Savings Time".
[mockingly]
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