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A Dog's Attempt to Save Its Owner
Verushka
Oh, look! Your doggy's trying to save you!
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Confrontation Over a Basket of Goodies
Moss
So You think you can deliver that basket of goodies across my bridge, do you?
Red
Uh-huh.
Moss
Oh, no, no, no, you did not just say that. I did not hear that. There ain't no way my bridge is being crossed by some muffin-delivered red-haired cliched little girl. Get on up out of here.
Red
Bring it.
[backflips]
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Conflict in Hoodwinked Too!
Wolf
You swine!
[After being kicked in the balls by one of the hench pigs]
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The Value of Books vs. Movies
Boingo
Why are you reading that book? Nobody reads books anymore! Movies are always better, especially sequels.
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A Playful Twist on Deception
Gretel
You've been Hoodvinked! Too!
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Wolf Reflects on His Past Adventures
Granny
Wolf, think you can handle a bike like this?
Wolf
Sure, I think I could if I had to, I went through my bad boy phase. Rode a bike, greased my hair back, lived over Richie Cunningham's garage, water skied over a shark tank. Those were some Happy Days.
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Tension in a Scary Situation
Wolf
Where's the old lady?
Gretel
In the room at the end of the hallway. The witch is always shouting at her. It is so scary here. If I stay another minute, I may scream. SCREAM, I TELL YOU!!!
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Unlikely Heroes and Their New Adventure
Nicky Flippers
Once upon a time, there were four unlikely heroes. Red Riding Hood, her granny, the not so Big Bad Wolf and an over-caffeinated squirrel called Twitchy. Together, they defeated the evil plans of a very bad little bunny, and came to work for me. My name is Nicky, and I run the Happily Ever After Agency, an organization dedicated to making happy endings for everyone. As we say in the HEA, "It's not just a fairy tale, it's an adventure Recently, Red took a leave of absence to train at a secret location with the legendary Sisters of the Hood. This left the team in a bit of disarray, just as we were about to meet a terrible threat, not only to the HEA, but to happy endings everywhere. It started one night when we received an anonymous tip that two children were being held in a gingerbread house by a witch with a wicked appetite.
[narrating]
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