Hook (1991) - Quotes

Mr. Smee: [''Ringing bell''] If there's anybody not fighting, get here quick!

Mr. Smee: Smee, Smee. What about Smee? Smee! Smee! Smee. Smee. What about Smee? Smee's me. What about me?

Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling: [''Peter remembers the last time he came for Wendy''] Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Ever so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago.

Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling: [''Maggie says that Jack told her Wendy is not the "real" Wendy''] Ahh. Well, do you see where Jack is? That is the same window and this is the same room where we made up bedtime stories telling about Peter, Neverland, and scary old Captain Hook. But did you know that Mr. Barrie... well, Sir James, our neighbor, he loved our stories so much that he wrote them all down in a book... oh dear me... eighty years ago.

Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling: So, Peter... you've become a pirate.

Captain James Hook: [''Last words''] I want my mommy!

Captain James Hook: [''Corners Peter and prepares to impale him with his hook''] Fools, James Hook is Neverland! Whenever children read, it will say "Thus perished Peter Pan.

Captain James Hook: What would the world be like without Captain Hook?

Captain James Hook: You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, is obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children.

Captain James Hook: Are you ready for me, Peter? Come on. Humor the Hook!

Captain James Hook: [''The pirates are [[w:baseball|playing baseball; ''To the lady next to him''] ], and the catcher shoots the runner stealing second] No- no- no! Now stop it! We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form! Sit down, now. Let's resume the game. Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?

Captain James Hook: Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate, I hate, I hate Peter Pan!

Captain James Hook: He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die.

Captain James Hook: Revenge is Mine.

Captain James Hook: And you'd better deliver, Miss Bell, or no amount of clapping will bring you back from where I will send you.

Captain James Hook: Hello children. Comfy? Cozy?

Moira: Your children love you, they want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts? Soon Jack might not even want you to come to his games. We have a few special years with our children, when they're the ones that want us around. After that you're going to be running after them for a bit of attention. It's so fast Peter. Just a few years, and it's over. And you are not being careful. And you are missing it.

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: Here comes Pan! Hook, no...!

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: [''Voiceover] Thank you for believing.

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: [''Seeing Tinkerbell defeating the pirates''; [Mighty Mouse] Are you related to ]?

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: [''Unearthing his cell phone in snow before [[w:the statue of Peter Pan|the statue of Peter Pan; [w:Kensington Gardens|Kensington Gardens park; ''Opens it and holds it to his ear''; ''Hangs up''] ] in Wow. Brad! Hi! ...you been holding this long? ...Uh, huh. ...Neverland. Lost Boys. Jim Hook, duel to the death, I'll tell you about it later. Listen, I'd love to chat... but I gotta climb a drain pipe right now. "Why?" Because I ran out of fairy dust, if not I would've flown up. Pssh, "Why?

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: It's Hook or me this time.

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: [''To Jack, while fighting the pirates''; ''He flies towards Jack, smiling lovingly''] Jack, you won't believe this: I found my happy thought. It took me three days, then guess what happened when I did? Up I went! You know what my happy thought was? It was you!

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: Oh, “Rufio?”, Why don't you go suck on a dead dog's nose!

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: [''After Rufio draws his sword] Okay, Mister. All right. Show's over. You put that thing away! Now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out!

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: Hook, you let those kids out of that net in less than one minute or you better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me.

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: [''To a pirate who admires his boots''; [w:Armani|Armani] I think you can get them at ].

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: [''Trying to rationalize why he can see Tinkerbell''; [w:Sigmund Freud|a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother] You're a... you're ] and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying? I don't know who my mother was. I'm an orphan and I've never taken drugs because I missed the sixties; I was an accountant.

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: [''While trying to swat Tinkerbell''] Fire fly from hell! Big damn bug!

Peter Banning/Peter Pan: [''To his son Jack, thwarting him banging on airplane window on on flight''] What the hell's the matter with you? When are you gonna stop acting like a child?