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Father and Son Discuss Easter Responsibilities
Mr. Bunny
E.B.? E.B.!!!
E.B.
Oh! Hello, Dad! What do you think?
[stops drumming]
Mr. Bunny
Um, uh, what do I... Uh, well, it's great. Really-really, uh, kicking. But, E.B., shouldn't you be rehearsing your speech? You're about to be crowned the Easter Bunny in front of 3,000 of your peers.
E.B.
Um, yeah. About that.
Mr. Bunny
Yes?
E.B.
Look, Dad. Ever since I was yea big, it's always been, "The Easter Bunny wouldn't do that." and "The Easter Bunny has to be perfect.". But I'm not perfect.
[clears his throat]
Mr. Bunny
I know that, son. But you'll get there eventually.
E.B.
Yes. But I'm... Listen, you want me to be this. But maybe I'm not this. Maybe I'm this.
[sighs; picks up an Easter egg; he hands him a sock on the floor]
Mr. Bunny
A sock?
[he grunts in disgust after smelling it]
E.B.
That's right. I might be a metaphorical sock. I might not be a good enough egg, but I might be the best sock ever! I might not cut it, delivering Easter baskets, but I might be great at something else!
[gestures to his drum set]
Mr. Bunny
Oh, the drums! I think that's fine. I think it's really nice that you have a hobby. Everybody should have a hobby.
E.B.
It's not a hobby, Dad! I wanna drum in a band! I wanna see the world!
[he spins his egg-shaped globe]
Mr. Bunny
E.B., the Easter Bunny sees the world. Every country in one night, making people happy.
E.B.
Really, Dad? The whole world? What about China?
[he points to China]
Mr. Bunny
Look, it's candy, woman! Madame, please. Alright. So, we haven't cracked China yet. But for all those that do believe, you will be there.
[cuts back to E.B.'s room]
E.B.
No, Dad! I don't wanna be the Easter Bunny!
Mr. Bunny
Now, you listen to me! 4,000 years of tradition doesn't end just because one selfish bunny doesn't feel like doing it!
[seriously; goes to the door to leave the room]
E.B.
Look, Dad...
Mr. Bunny
No, E.B.! You look! You are going to be the Easter Bunny! Now you need to get it together, get rid of these drums and get your priorities straight! I'll see you out there!
[closes his bedroom door]
E.B.
No. I don't think you will.
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A Daughter's Perspective on Family Dynamics
The O'Hare Family
Sam (daughter)
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Candy, Chicks, and Rock n Roll Theme
Taglines
Candy, Chicks, and Rock n Roll
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Job Interview and Unwanted Company
Fred
Oh man, I'm really late.
[parks the car]
E.B.
Late for what? What are we doing?
Fred
I have a job interview. You're staying here.
E.B.
But here's boring. Lemme come with you. I could be a job reference.
Fred
Thank you, I appreciate it. Look, I really need this job, and I don't think anyone in there is gonna be able to handle you. I'm not sure I can handle you. So just do me a favor, wait in the car.
[gets out of the car]
E.B.
Fred, I don't wanna get your hopes up, but I think you're definitely gonna get this job.
Fred
Be good.
[walks away]
E.B.
Yes, sir. I'll stay here and guard the vehicle.
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Family Dynamics in the O'Hare Household
The O'Hare Family
Bonnie (wife)
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Candy, Chicks, and Rock 'n' Roll Comedy
Taglines
A comedy about candy, chicks and rock n roll.
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Self-Reflection and Friendship in a Crisis
David Hasselhoff
There he is. How's my little guy.
[E.B. turns around]
E.B.
Actually, David Hasselhoff, I've got a problem.
David Hasselhoff
Hmm. Is it the jitters? Believe me, even I used to get them. Now, I find a good way...
[he snaps his fingers and chairs are placed for him and E.B.]
E.B.
No, it's not the jitters, David. I'm starting to realize I might be a really selfish rabbit. Look, I love drumming, but when my friend needed me most, I left him in a house full of highly-trained ninja bunnies. What am I gonna do?
[interrupts the Hoff]
David Hasselhoff
Hmm, a dilemma as old as time itself.
E.B.
I know if I left right now, I'd be giving up fame.
David Hasselhoff
And ].
[[The Pirates! Band of Misfits|untold riches]
E.B.
And untold riches.
David Hasselhoff
And all the bunnies you could ever want.
E.B.
Yes, and all the... You're not really helping much, David, like, at all! And Fred could be in real trouble.
David Hasselhoff
Go to him. Go...to...him.
[pause, referring to Fred; gets up and turns around]
Announcer
Give it up for David Hasselhoff! It's the Hoff! Yeah!
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A Plea to Stay Together
Fred
Goodbye!
E.B.
But I want to stay with you! Fred, please, don’t go.
Fred
I'm already late. So go away.
E.B.
Oh, come on, man. Fred, mate! I'll behave. I'll clean up this mess. I'll do the dishes!
[follows Fred]
Fred
Not your problem. There's no dishes in the wild.
E.B.
No, Fred, but... I'm special!
Fred
Well, we're all special.
E.B.
You're not getting it. I don't mean special as in "everybody's special", like we're different. I mean I'm really special.
[jumps onto Fred's car; crouches and lets some candy out]
Fred
What're you doing?
E.B.
See?
[stands up]
Fred
Jelly beans?
[looks behind E.B.]
E.B.
Mmm-hmm.
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A Fresh Start for Fred
Fred
Alright, look, if it means that much to you, then I'll swing by.
Sam O'Hare
No, Fred. No, you don't swing by, okay? You shower, you shave, and you show up. The 3 "Shh"s! Come on, Fred, you've got to start your life. Think of this as a reboot.
Fred
Right.
Sam
It's time.
Fred
Y'know what, you're right. In a couple of months... In a couple of weeks, you're gonna see a whole new Fred. Yeah. By Easter. Easter's in two weeks. By Easter, I'm gonna get a new job, a new place, a new life.
[pause; Sam squints]
Sam
Great!
Fred
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go sleep in my car.
[picks up his bag]
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Big Game, Big Ears Tagline
Taglines
Big Game, Big Ears.
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Cultural Misunderstandings and Unexpected Connections
E.B.
Fred, what'd she say? Was that about me?
[after Fred talks to a Chinese woman]
Fred O'Hare
She thinks Easter is cool. Talking rabbits freak her out.
[In Chinese; subtitled]
E.B.
You speak Chinese? Just when I think I can't love you anymore.
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David Hasselhoff Expresses His Enthusiasm
David Hasselhoff
Stop, stop, stop, stop! I don't wanna hear it anymore.
[music stops]
Fred
Oh, c'mon, Mr. Hoff, we've been waiting all day. Give the guy a chance.
David Hasselhoff
I gave him a chance. I didn't like it. I loved it!
[drumroll as the camera moves closer to him]
E.B.
WOO-HOO! Yes!
David Hasselhoff
Hoff knows talent, and that rabbit's got talent!
[laughs]
E.B.
Thank you, David Hasselhoff! I will not let you down! This is a golden opportunity and one I intend to realize fully! Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
[jumps down from the drum set; pause]
David Hasselhoff
Little man, ]. Can you make it to a live taping of the show Saturday night? I'll send a limo.
[[Knight Rider|my best friend's a talking car; E.B. looks at Fred who shrugs; E.B. nods]
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Struggles with Parental Expectations and Identity
E.B.
Look, I'm supposed to take over this year, but...I ran away.
Fred
Are you crazy? Who wouldn't wanna be the Easter Bunny? That's, like, the greatest job ever.
E.B.
Yeah, you'd think so, but it's what my dad wants, not me. He expects so much. What's left of me to do but let him down?
Fred
Hmm, sounds familiar. Sometimes fathers just don't get it.
E.B.
H-He told me I only ever think of myself!
[frustrated]
Fred
Other times they hit the nail right on the head.
E.B.
C'mon, Fred. I know we said we'd go our own separate ways, but please, you gotta protect me.
Fred
Look, I'm sorry, but I can't really leave you places, I can't really take you places, and I gotta go to my sister's play tonight.
E.B.
Oh, I like plays.
[looks up with sad eyes]
Fred
We should go see a play that my sister's not in and my family will not be attending.
E.B.
I understand. Just drop me off at the bus station. I'm sure I'll be fine. I could be one of those street drummers...with a bucket!
[pause]
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Comedy About Candy, Chicks, and Rock n Roll
Taglines
From the creators of ] and the director of ] comes a comedy about candy, chicks and rock n roll.
[[w:Despicable Me (film)|Despicable Me; [w:Alvin and the Chipmunks (film)|Alvin and the Chipmunks]
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Embracing family through love and acceptance
The O'Hare Family
Alex (adoptive daughter)
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Playboy Mansion Misunderstanding
Voice at Playboy Mansion
Listen to me, this is the Playboy Mansion, it's not a hotel.
[through an intercom]
E.B.
Yeah, right, but it says here that ever since 1971, the Playboy Mansion has been home to sexy bunnies from around the world.
[looking into a map]
Voice at Playboy Mansion
Friend, I can't see you. Please step forward.
E.B.
Now, I'm telling you that I am both a bunny and incredibly sexy.
[stepping closer, face still in the map]
Voice at Playboy Mansion
I don't have time for this.
[clicks the intercom off]
E.B.
Hello? Hello? Ugh, maybe this is the rags part of my rags-to-riches story.
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From the Creators of a New Adventure
Taglines
From the creators of ].
[[w:Despicable Me (film)|Despicable Me]
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Balancing Family Responsibilities and Creative Aspirations
Mrs. Beck
So, recent employment history... You haven't worked in a year?
Fred
Yeah, my parents have moved in with me. That has sort of been a full-time job.
Fred
It’s fine. It just gets in the way of writing my novel, is all.
Mrs. Beck
You're writing a novel? What's that about?
Fred
It's, uh, it's about a crippled soldier, who in the future goes to another planet, and becomes one of the indigenous people who are, uh, blue and live in a forest.
Mrs. Beck
That's not ]?
[[Avatar (2009 film)|Avatar]
Fred
Not really.
Mrs. Beck
So why don’t we, uh, take a walk and I can tell you a little bit about the company.
Fred
Okay.
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Unexpected Revelations Between Friends
E.B.
Fred, I've just had an idea. When I'm a famous rock star, I'm going to buy a mansion just like this, and make you sleep in the garage in a topsy-turvy switcheroo. What do you think?
Fred
Oh, man. My sister's here!
E.B.
You never told me you had a sister. There's still so much we don't know about each other, Fred.
Fred
Oh, man. If she goes upstairs, I'm dead.
E.B.
Why?
Fred
Why? Let me take you back to this morning when you flooded the bathroom and you trashed the bedroom Remember that?
E.B.
Fred, leave this to me. I'll smooth it out with her. Ow! Hey!
Fred
Look at me. One word out of you, and ]. You got it? Okay, I'm going to run interference. I need you to sneak upstairs and clean up, quietly.
[[Looney Tunes: Back in Action|it's rabbit season]
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Family Dynamics in Hop
The O'Hare Family
Fred (son)
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