12 quotes
Discovery of Missing Equipment and Shared Frustration
Carl
Hey, there's my wah-wah pedal! No wonder my sound's been off.
Lois
Yeah, that's why.
[in disbelief]
Carl
This crap is amazing.
[he looks around the hotel]
Lois
Yeah, cause it's our crap! They've been robbing us blind!
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Debating the Consequences of Their Actions
Andi
We can't get in trouble again!
[the police see them where a store was broken into, the thieves just got away]
Bruce
We didn't do anything.
Andi
You want to tell them that?
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Whitening Strips Inquiry in Hotel for Dogs
Carl Scudder
Did I leave my whitening strips in here?
[runs into the kids' bedroom while brushing his teeth]
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Husky Kid in a Hoodie Observation
Mark
What's the matter? You've never seen a husky kid in a hoodie before?
[has Friday the dog under his jacket]
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Questioning a Pricey Purchase
Bernie Wilkins
You sold a guy a rock in a box for $20.
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Complaint About a Howling Dog
Woman on cell phone
Yes, I'd like to call in a complaint about a howling dog.
[talking to police]
Woman on cell phone
Um...never mind.
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Feeling Overwhelmed by the Situation
Andi
You know, I think we might be in a little over our heads.
Dave
It's four-six; we're out dogged.
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Unexpected Situation for Carl and Lois
Lois
Where are we?
Carl
We're in deep doo-doo.
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Understanding Dogs' Basic Needs
Bruce
If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's-- that's eating, sleeping, and peeing and pooping.
Andi
That's four.
Bruce
No, I think peeing and pooping is one.
Heather
Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.
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Inquiry about the dog's presence
Taglines
Who let the dogs in?
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Litigation Against Everyone and Everything
Lois Scudder
I'm suing you, I'm suing the state, I'm suing those kids, I'm suing the guy who invented shrink wrap, I'm suing everyone!
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Inclusivity for All Stray Animals
Taglines
No stray gets turned away.
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