Inquiry about the dog's presence
Taglines:
Who let the dogs in?
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Inclusivity for All Stray Animals
Taglines:
No stray gets turned away.
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Debating the Consequences of Their Actions
Andi: [the police see them where a store was broken into, the thieves just got away]
We can't get in trouble again!
Bruce:
We didn't do anything.
Andi:
You want to tell them that?
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Complaint About a Howling Dog
Woman on cell phone: [talking to police]
Yes, I'd like to call in a complaint about a howling dog.
Woman on cell phone:
Um...never mind.
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Unexpected Situation for Carl and Lois
Lois:
Where are we?
Carl:
We're in deep doo-doo.
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Discovery of Missing Equipment and Shared Frustration
Carl:
Hey, there's my wah-wah pedal! No wonder my sound's been off.
Lois: [in disbelief]
Yeah, that's why.
Carl: [he looks around the hotel]
This crap is amazing.
Lois:
Yeah, cause it's our crap! They've been robbing us blind!
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Understanding Dogs' Basic Needs
Bruce:
If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's-- that's eating, sleeping, and peeing and pooping.
Andi:
That's four.
Bruce:
No, I think peeing and pooping is one.
Heather:
Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.
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Feeling Overwhelmed by the Situation
Andi:
You know, I think we might be in a little over our heads.
Dave:
It's four-six; we're out dogged.
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Litigation Against Everyone and Everything
Lois Scudder:
I'm suing you, I'm suing the state, I'm suing those kids, I'm suing the guy who invented shrink wrap, I'm suing everyone!
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Whitening Strips Inquiry in Hotel for Dogs
Carl Scudder: [runs into the kids' bedroom while brushing his teeth]
Did I leave my whitening strips in here?
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Questioning a Pricey Purchase
Bernie Wilkins:
You sold a guy a rock in a box for $20.
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Husky Kid in a Hoodie Observation
Mark: [has Friday the dog under his jacket]
What's the matter? You've never seen a husky kid in a hoodie before?
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