Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) - Quotes

Drac: What's wrong with the classes here, like the kids yoga?

Winnie: [tackling Dennis to the ground] Dennis, I love you! Zing!

Dennis: [gets to his feet] Hi, Winnie.

Winnie: [climbs onto Dennis’ head; glomps him; Dennis laughs as she licks him.] I just love your yummy strawberry locks! Zing-zing!

Wanda: [spraying water at her daughter] Winnie, give him his space, hon. I'm sorry, Mavis.

Mavis: It's okay, Aunt Wanda. They're just playing.

Mavis: [to Dennis; singing] Twinkle twinkle, little star.How I wonder who you are.

Dennis: Mommy, I'm too old for lullabies.

Drac: [interrupts Mavis] What? That's not how that one goes.

Mavis: This is the way most people sing it.

Drac: Most people? What's wrong with "Suffer, suffer, scream in pain. Blood is spilling from your brain"?

Mavis: Daddy...

Drac: Come on. You know how I sang it to you.

Mavis and Drac: [singing] Zombies gnaw you like a plumPiercing cries and you succumb

Drac: [singing softly; sees that his lullaby caused his grandson and daughter to fall asleep] Suffer, suffer, scream in painYou will never breathe again Still works.

Mavis: Johnny, come quick!

Drac: What's up? He’s okay?

Mavis: Dennis said his first word!

Dracula: He did?

Mavis: [to Dennis] Come on, honey. Say it again!

Dennis: Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Drac: [frowns in annoyance] I don't say "bleh, bleh-bleh".

Mavis: We didn't say you did.

Drac: Then where did he get that?

Dennis: Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Mavis: Well, maybe sometimes you say it.

Drac: I only say it when I say I don't say it!

Dennis: Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Drac: [softening; checks Dennis' mouth for fangs] Okay, kid, we get it. You can talk. Denisovich...

Mavis: Dad...

Drac: [hastily leaves the room] Just checking for cavities.

Mavis: Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Dennis: Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Drac: [pops back down from the ceiling] It was you!

Dracula: Honey? Are you okay?

Mavis: Yes. It's just a little harder to catch my breath since… I'm pregnant.

Drac: [Mavis removes her wing to reveal her bloated tummy from pregnancy;'' ''Drac'' ''soars into the air with delight.] Yes, well, I guess that would make it more-- What?! I'M GONNA BE A GRANDPA!!!

Johnny: [from below] AND I'M GONNA BE A DAD!!

Murray: [to Griffin] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, how hot is my date?

Griffin: So hot. How about how hot mine is?

Murray: You've... got a date?

Griffin: Yeah. She's invisible. That's why you can't see her.

Frankenstein's Monster: Oh, yeah. Is this the one from "Canada"?

Griffin: Shh… Wedding's starting.

Bela: You know why you don't know? "Cebause" you're just a weak, little BOY!

Kakie: The scariest monster of all is diabetes!

Kakie: A monster always shares.

Vlad: [freezing Bela from harming Johnny; shrinks Bela] Don't ever come near me or my family again.

Vlad: [observing Johnny's costume, based on the 1992 film of [[w:Bram Stoker's Dracula|Dracula] What's that thing on your head? Looks like my grandmother's boobies!

Dennis / Denisovich: [to Drac; after a burning Frank destroyed the camp house] Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?

Dennis / Denisovich: [imitating Dracula; normal voice; [w:Batman|Batman; imitating Drac] You are lucky we do not call the authorities! "Let is go, my hero!" Cebause I am ]! "Yes, to the Batmobile!

Dennis / Denisovich: [his first words] Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Mavis: [from trailer] Dad, do not give me the pouty bat face.

Johnny: [to Vlad] You wanna throw down, old man?! Certified yellow belt since 1997!

Johnny: Check it out. Oh, yeah. This is how I rolled every summer!

Johnny: [shouting out the hotel to Drac] AND I'M GONNA BE A DAD!!

Johnny: [to Mavis] Okay, I'll go wake my backpack.

Johnny: [to Drac about Vlad] You have a dad? That's funny.

Wayne: [fighting with Drac, who is trying to pull a Frisbee out of his mouth] No! It's my Frisbee! I fetched it!

Wayne: I said I was rusty.

Wayne: You know I haven't done this in years. We don't need to kill anymore. We have Pop-Tarts.

Wayne: [teaching a man how to play tennis] Okay, so, what you wanna do is lift the racket right on impact, so you get that nice top spin. Try and hit one.

Murray: Sandstorm? It's been awhile!

Frank: [to Drac about Blobby] I told him he can cause the planes to hit the tower and cause 9/11

Dracula: Someone's overprotective.

Dracula: Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man!

Dracula: I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"!

Dracula: Woo-hoo! I'M GONNA BE A GRANDPA!!!

Dracula: [from trailer] But then I'll be all alone.