31 quotes
Johnny's Playful Backpack Awakening
Johnny
Okay, I'll go wake my backpack.
[to Mavis]
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Embracing Change and Sweet Alternatives
Wayne
You know I haven't done this in years. We don't need to kill anymore. We have Pop-Tarts.
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Fear of Loneliness
Dracula
But then I'll be all alone.
[from trailer]
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Johnny's Excitement About Fatherhood
Johnny
AND I'M GONNA BE A DAD!!
[shouting out the hotel to Drac]
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The Hidden Danger of Diabetes
Kakie
The scariest monster of all is diabetes!
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A Warning to Stay Away from Family
Vlad
Don't ever come near me or my family again.
[freezing Bela from harming Johnny; shrinks Bela]
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Controversial Statement About 9/11 in Context
Frank
I told him he can cause the planes to hit the tower and cause 9/11
[to Drac about Blobby]
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A Playful Exchange of Affection Among Friends
Winnie
Dennis, I love you! Zing!
[tackling Dennis to the ground]
Dennis
Hi, Winnie.
[gets to his feet]
Winnie
I just love your yummy strawberry locks! Zing-zing!
[climbs onto Dennis’ head; glomps him; Dennis laughs as she licks him.]
Wanda
Winnie, give him his space, hon. I'm sorry, Mavis.
[spraying water at her daughter]
Mavis
It's okay, Aunt Wanda. They're just playing.
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Johnny's Challenge to the Old Man
Johnny
You wanna throw down, old man?! Certified yellow belt since 1997!
[to Vlad]
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Dennis Speaks His First Word
Mavis
Johnny, come quick!
Drac
What's up? He’s okay?
Mavis
Dennis said his first word!
Dracula
He did?
Mavis
Come on, honey. Say it again!
[to Dennis]
Dennis
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Drac
I don't say "bleh, bleh-bleh".
[frowns in annoyance]
Mavis
We didn't say you did.
Drac
Then where did he get that?
Dennis
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Mavis
Well, maybe sometimes you say it.
Drac
I only say it when I say I don't say it!
Dennis
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Drac
Okay, kid, we get it. You can talk. Denisovich...
[softening; checks Dennis' mouth for fangs]
Mavis
Dad...
Drac
Just checking for cavities.
[hastily leaves the room]
Mavis
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Dennis
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Drac
It was you!
[pops back down from the ceiling]
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Wayne's Tips for Tennis Technique
Wayne
Okay, so, what you wanna do is lift the racket right on impact, so you get that nice top spin. Try and hit one.
[teaching a man how to play tennis]
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Johnny's Summer Adventure Attitude
Johnny
Check it out. Oh, yeah. This is how I rolled every summer!
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Excitement Over New Family Additions
Dracula
Honey? Are you okay?
Mavis
Yes. It's just a little harder to catch my breath since… I'm pregnant.
Drac
Yes, well, I guess that would make it more-- What?! I'M GONNA BE A GRANDPA!!!
[Mavis removes her wing to reveal her bloated tummy from pregnancy;'' ''Drac'' ''soars into the air with delight.]
Johnny
AND I'M GONNA BE A DAD!!
[from below]
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Murray Reflects on the Sandstorm Experience
Murray
Sandstorm? It's been awhile!
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Humorous Observation on Unusual Headwear
Vlad
What's that thing on your head? Looks like my grandmother's boobies!
[observing Johnny's costume, based on the 1992 film of [[w:Bram Stoker's Dracula|Dracula]
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Dracula's Apology to Blobby
Dracula
Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man!
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Concerns About Kids Yoga Classes
Drac
What's wrong with the classes here, like the kids yoga?
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Dracula's Concern Over Protectiveness
Dracula
Someone's overprotective.
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Johnny's Surprising Discovery About Dads
Johnny
You have a dad? That's funny.
[to Drac about Vlad]
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Invisible Dates and Their Appeal
Murray
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, how hot is my date?
[to Griffin]
Griffin
So hot. How about how hot mine is?
Murray
You've... got a date?
Griffin
Yeah. She's invisible. That's why you can't see her.
Frankenstein's Monster
Oh, yeah. Is this the one from "Canada"?
Griffin
Shh… Wedding's starting.
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Dracula's Excitement About Becoming a Grandfather
Dracula
Woo-hoo! I'M GONNA BE A GRANDPA!!!
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Acknowledging My Lack of Skill
Wayne
I said I was rusty.
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The Importance of Sharing Among Monsters
Kakie
A monster always shares.
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Confrontation of Strength and Weakness
Bela
You know why you don't know? "Cebause" you're just a weak, little BOY!
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Questioning Identity in Hotel Transylvania 2
Dennis / Denisovich
Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?
[to Drac; after a burning Frank destroyed the camp house]
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Dennis's Bold Declaration and Playful Spirit
Dennis / Denisovich
You are lucky we do not call the authorities! "Let is go, my hero!" Cebause I am ]! "Yes, to the Batmobile!
[imitating Dracula; normal voice; [w:Batman|Batman; imitating Drac]
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Dracula's Distaste for a Common Phrase
Dracula
I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"!
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Debate Over Lullabies in Family Dynamics
Mavis
Twinkle twinkle, little star.How I wonder who you are.
[to Dennis; singing]
Dennis
Mommy, I'm too old for lullabies.
Drac
What? That's not how that one goes.
[interrupts Mavis]
Mavis
This is the way most people sing it.
Drac
Most people? What's wrong with "Suffer, suffer, scream in pain. Blood is spilling from your brain"?
Mavis
Daddy...
Drac
Come on. You know how I sang it to you.
Mavis and Drac
Zombies gnaw you like a plumPiercing cries and you succumb
[singing]
Drac
Suffer, suffer, scream in painYou will never breathe again Still works.
[singing softly; sees that his lullaby caused his grandson and daughter to fall asleep]
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Wayne's Determination Over His Frisbee
Wayne
No! It's my Frisbee! I fetched it!
[fighting with Drac, who is trying to pull a Frisbee out of his mouth]
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Mavis Addresses Her Father's Expression
Mavis
Dad, do not give me the pouty bat face.
[from trailer]
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Dennis's Playful Expression of Discontent
Dennis / Denisovich
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
[his first words]
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