House of Wax Quotes

Dalton You're just gonna let em leave like that? That guy's a freak, he throws dead animals in a pit for a living.

Nick You clean shit for a living, Mr. Septic Tank Man. What's the difference?

Dalton Well, um... I don't walk through it. That's one difference.

Taglines There's a reason they look so real.

Bo Sinclair Hey, town's looking real good. We almost finished what Ma started. Those two are good, they'll fit perfectly. What I tell ya, huh? Ain't your work more real now? Ma would be proud, yeah, she'd be real proud. She always said your talent would make up for what God took away from you. There's two more, we've still got a lot of work to do.

Nick Ugh, Dalton, did you crap your pants again?

Dalton What? No! I don't know, maybe. I am wearing my work clothes.

Carly Doesn't closed mean I don't want you in here?

Wade Relax. No one'll care

Carly What if's someone's here?

Wade Hello? Anyone in here? See? Fine. Look how cool this is. Everything in here is wax, the floors, the walls, look at this! This is wax.

Carly Yeah, cool, awesome.

Wade Who are these people supposed to be? Aren't there supposed to be famous people in a wax museum? I don't recognize this guy.

Taglines The flesh is weak. Wax is forever.

Taglines Prey. Slay. Display.

Wade I'm sorry, we just needed a fan belt.

Bo A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt?

Carly Wade, wake up. Wade! I heard something.

Wade Yeah, it's probably the serial killers or something.

Dave Sheriff?

Sheriff Yeah, Dave?

Dave Ran the Sinclair family through CDIC. Trudy and the doctor didn't have two sons. They had three.

Nick Jones You're saying that that's a real person... underneath?

Carly I don't believe this. You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops fault...

Nick One of em took a swing at me.

Carly You get kicked out of the house, it's Mom and Dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks because it's every manager's fault!

Nick I'm surrounded by idiots.

Carly So then why did you come, to piss me off?

Nick Why don't you get it? You're the good twin, I'm the evil one.

Carly Grow up. You are so afraid to take things seriously.