Human Traffic Quotes

Moff See ya later Pete, no one gives a fuck about ya.

Jip How many times have I told ya, get your own fucking flat. Get your own flat man, you need your own flat. It's a piece of piss, you can get it on the social.

Moff Where am I gonna go for fuck's sake?

Jip I dunno. What the fuck do you care? As long as it's got a fucking phone line you're all right ain't ya?

Moff Fuck off you cunt.

Koop This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Boy!

Lulu Why would I want a man? They're all emotionally retarded, egotistical pricks who fuck with your head. They try to control you and make you feel like the whore of Babylon if you wear a mini skirt. I'm an independent girl who wears lipstick because she wants to, not because men find it more attractive. I'm fine being single. I am! Peachy fuckin creamy.

Nina I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at any time.

Jeremy Faxman Whats your name? What have you had? Reach for the lasers. Safe as fuck.

Lulu Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!

Nina Yeah! 2 orgasms!

Moff The Emperor... wants to conquer outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space, and that is the fundamental difference between the good and the bad side of the force.

Moff I'm having sex with music, man. And believe me, I can go all night.