31 quotes
Camera and Eye Interaction in Dialogue Scene
Kelly Robinson
I put this in my eye?
Alexander Scott
I got the camera in my eye.
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Betrayal and Distrust in Team Dynamics
Alexander Scott
It's like you're a double-agent! It's like you're working against me!
[''To Kelly'']
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National Secret Announcement
Alexander Scott
What you're about to hear is a national secret.
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Identifying Arnold Gundars and the switchblade
Alexander Scott
This man is Arnold Gundars, premiere arms dealer. We believe he has the switchblade.
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Seeing Multiple Perspectives in the Moment
Kelly Robinson
Hey, I can see you, and me, and you, and... oh, I like this!
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Unexpected Reactions to an Experience
Kelly Robinson
Hey! That wasn't so bad!
[''After jumping from a building onto a catering tent to escape from bad guys'']
Alexander Scott
Yeah! Are your legs numb?
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Mission Activities Overview
Alexander Scott
That's the type of thing we're gonna be doing on the mission.
[''To Kelly'']
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Confrontation of Authority and Identity
Kelly Robinson
What you doing hanging from the ceiling like that? What you doing?
Alexander Scott
No, don't walk in here.
Kelly Robinson
Let me tell you something man, you ain't gonna be telling me what to do all the time. I'm Kelly Robinson, don't talk to me like that. Oh, shit.
[''Walks into a infra red security system'']
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B.N.S. and its Playful Interpretation
Rachel
I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson
Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
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A Request for Discretion
Rachel
Don't tell anyone.
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Confidence in Undefeated Record
Kelly Robinson
I'm 57 and 0 baby.
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Semi-Psychic Insights and Unforeseen Consequences
Kelly Robinson
You know, I was born semi-pyschic, and I had a bad hunch something was gonna happen in that room.
[they're running away after a mission gone wrong because of Kelly]
Alexander Scott
Then, why did you go into the room?
Kelly Robinson
I'm only semi-pyschic! I ain't Miss Cleo!
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International Bad Boys Club Revealed
Alexander Scott
This is a who's who of the international bad boys club.
[''Looking over list'']
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Request for Jelly and Parachutes
Alexander Scott
I'm going to need a couple of jars of jelly on the plane and two parachutes.
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Third Person Reference in Conversation
Kelly Robinson
Kelly Robinson.
Alexander Scott
Are you going to be referring to yourself in the third person, the whole time? Because that can get a little irritating.
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Espionage Meets Attitude in I Spy
Taglines
Espionage with attitude.
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Unexpected Pain with a Positive Twist
Alexander Scott
Oh! I think you broke my spine. But in a good way.
[''In a sexually aggressive way, Rachel slams Alex against a wall and then down on a cot''; ''Rachel laughs'']
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Curiosity About Contents of a Bag
Kelly Robinson
Hey, what's in that bag.
Alexander Scott
Spy stuff.
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Undetectable Switchblade's Stealthy Features Explained
Rachel
The switchblade is undetectable through radar, infra red, even the human eye.
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Uncertainty in Identifying the Villain
Kelly Robinson
He's a bad guy, right?
Alexander Scott
I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.
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Casual exchange between friends
Alexander Scott
Oh, my gosh.
Kelly Robinson
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
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Unexpected Explosion Surprises Characters
Alexander Scott
Did you see that? That was a big explosion.
Kelly Robinson
Damn!
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Casual Exchange Between Friends
Carlos
You called, Edna? You are a vision as always. Ah, Hello, Alex.
Alexander Scott
Hi, Carlos. How was Cuba?
Carlos
Es... adequate.
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A Bold Demonstration in Kelly Robinson Style
Kelly Robinson
Let me show you something a little Kelly Robinson style. Hold on, here we go!
[''To Alex'']
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Equipment Mix-Up in I Spy Scene
Alexander Scott
Is this my stuff?
BNS Equipment Technician
Oh, easy. This is Carlos stuff. This is yours.
Alexander Scott
Where's my monofilament phone descender? And I didn't get one of these exploding pagers. I don't see one of those.
BNS Equipment Technician
You got the micro GPS.
Alexander Scott
Micro?
BNS Equipment Technician
This is your spy-cam.
Alexander Scott
This is Carlos spy-cam, and this is my spy-cam? Look at the size of this thing! Size matters. But in the spy world, it's reversed. You want people to say, "Look how small and sexy and sleek this is." Not "How huge this is! Look at what he pulled out of his pants. It's huge!
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Misunderstanding a Spy Gadget for a Sock
Kelly Robinson
Hey, what's this? It looks like a sock.
Alexander Scott
It's a secret spy mask, put it on.
Kelly Robinson
Hey man, this is a sock!
[''He puts it on'']
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Request for a glimpse of something valuable
Kelly Robinson
Hey, come on now. Hey, come on now. Let me at least see the goods.
[''To Alex'']
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Misunderstanding Leads to Unjust Arrest
Hungarian Cop
Hands up! What's going on here?
[''In Hungarian'']
Alexander Scott
The black guy! The black guy mugged me!
[''In Hungurian about Kelly'']
Kelly Robinson
I'd like to file a complaint! Wait! Why am I being arrested? Why am I the only one getting arrested? This is bullshit! He kicked me, too! He kicked me in my nuts! Why am I getting arrested if I got kicked in my nuts! ] My nuts was kicked!
[''Being put into handcuffs''; ''Being put into police van''; [w:racial profiling|How come you just arresting the black man?!]
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Introduction of the Champion Kelly Robinson
Vegas Ring Announcer
Introducing the undisputed champion of the world: Kelly Robinson.
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The Art of Provocation in Conversation
Rachel
There's one thing that will always make a man talk.
Alexander Scott
Cutting... my belt?
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Equipment Confusion Among Agents
Alexander Scott
Is this my stuff?
BNS Equipment Technician
Oh, easy. This is Carlos stuff. This is yours.
Alexander Scott
Where's my monofilament phone descender? And I didn't get one of these exploding pagers. I don't see one of those.
BNS Equipment Technician
You got the micro GPS.
Alexander Scott
Micro?
BNS Equipment Technician
This is your spy-cam.
Alexander Scott
This is Carlos spy-cam, and this is my spy-cam? Look at the size of this thing! Size matters. But in the spy world, it's reversed. You want people to say, "Look how small and sexy and sleek this is." Not "How huge this is! Look at what he pulled out of his pants. It's huge!
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