Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) - Quotes

Judy Neutron: [burps, short pause, laughs] James Isaac Neutron...

King Goobot: To the ships!

Ooblar: And could someone bring me a bucket?

Jimmy: [finds out his parents were abducted on his computer] Jumping Jupiter! The Earth's been visited by aliens!

Oleander: [Wendall puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it; clears throat; Wendall does the "peace" sign next to Oleander; the cameraman moves the camera away from him; pops out; chuckles] We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. Hey, knock it off, Arnie! "Trouble in Paradise." That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. Here's Courtney Tyler.

Courtney Tyler: What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.

Johnny: [runs past] Help us!

Nathan DeCarlo: [runs past] I don't know how to make lunch!

Tina Sue: [offscreen] I want my parents!

Johnny: [runs up to the camera] Somebody hold me!

Nissa: I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, and my knee...huuuurt!

Courtney Tyler: [clears throat; A little boy named Zachary.] Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down.

Zachary Jones: [camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated; cries; He burps as his shirt rips] And-and so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy. AND I WON! I WANT MY MOMMY!

Sheen: [falls back in the popcorn pile; his hand rises out; desperate] What a battle. Are there any survivors? Help me.

Sheen: [later] I'm still doin it! Go, go, go!

Jimmy: [takes a note from the Neutron's fridge in the kitchen; reading; outside; reading] Dear son/daughter..." "We ha've gone to Florida for an extended vacation.

Carl: [reads] Love, your parents.

Sheen: Yeah. My parents went to Florida too.

Jimmy: That's weird. From the look of it...

Jimmy: [seeing that all the kids are looking for their parents holding the same note] I'd say a lot of parents are gone.

Carl: Did they all go to Florida?

Sheen: Maybe they went to get juice or something?

Carl: I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty.

Jimmy Neutron: Goddard, scan for adult life-forms.

Jimmy Neutron: Just as I thought; there are absolutely no adults anywhere within radar. They're gone. The whole city. No parents.

Carl Wheezer: No parents.

Sheen Estevez: Hmmmm....

Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen: NO PARENTS!

Hugh: Jimmy's a big boy now. Don't you worry, sugar.

Judy: I suppose you're right.

Hugh: [picks up the shrink ray, mistaking it for a TV remote and shrinks the TV] Yeah, sure. I was a kid once. I remembered being grounded for a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party.

Judy: Well, what did you do?

Hugh: [enlarges the TV and shrinks Judy's head] Well, actually, I snuck out.

Judy: [high-pitched voice] You don't think that Jimmy...

Hugh: [enlarges her head normal-sized again] Oh, no, no. Besides, how's he gonna sneak out? It's not like he can just walk right out the front door.

Judy: That's true.

Jimmy: [sighs sadly as he lies down on his bed while he's being grounded; sits up] What good is it to be a genius if you can't even go out on a school night? Goddard, options.

Goddard on Computer: Apologize. Your parents love you.

Jimmy: Next.

Goddard on Computer: Create a time capsule, escape to the future.

Jimmy: Oh, take too long. Next.

Goddard on Computer: Build Goddard a female poodle.

Jimmy: Goddard, this is serious!

Goddard on Computer: Sneak out.

Jimmy: [remembers; calls Carl's number] That's it! Barbaric problems call for barbaric solutions! Phone, please. Carl? It's me! You get permission? Me neither. Turns out, parents don't understand psychology. Tell Sheen to meet us in at Retroland in one hour. We're sneaking out.

King Goobot: Tell me. When did it come unacceptable to approach my royal throne unannounced?!

Yokian Guard: Oh yes. Of course, my King.

King Goobot: SPACE HIM!

Yokian Guard: [gets spaced out, and flies out of the ship] But, hey...

Ooblar: [slams face-first into the window] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! Oh! Oh, I missed it...Can I-can I space another?

King Goobot: No.

Ooblar: Oh, please, brother?

King Goobot: I said "No", Ooblar.

Ooblar: [sing-song] Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please...

King Goobot: I would love for that to stop.

Ooblar: [continuing; spots the toaster; clears throat] Oh please, Oh please, Oh pleeeeaaassse? Oh, what have we here? As the king's royal assistant, I am the official checker of the new things to be checked.

King Goobot: Ohh.

Ooblar: [plays with the toaster until the toast pops out; starts to interact with the toast; silence; yelling loudly] It's all right, it's all right! I'll handle this. Hello! WHAT GALAXY ARE YOU FROM?!

King Goobot: Ooblar.

Ooblar: WHERE IS YOUR LEADER?!

King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.

Ooblar: [takes the toast] Oh. Hello, toast! I greatly admire your ship!

Judy: [calls from downstairs] Jimmy!

Jimmy: [comes out of the fireplace] Hi, Mom.

Judy: [startled] Oh! Oh, Jimmy, you scared the bajeebers out of me.

Jimmy: Oh, sorry about your bejeebers, Mom. And might I add how lovely you look today?

Judy: Jimmy, I'm covered in transmission fluid.

Jimmy: Exactly! And might I say filth never looked so good.

Judy: Yes. Well, how was show and tell today?

Jimmy: [pulls out bouquet of flowers] Was okay. But first, happy birthday, Mom!

Judy: [takes bouquet] Jimmy, these are beautiful! But sweetie, it's...not my birthday.

Jimmy: [pulls out a pearl necklace and earrings] Oh, it's not? Well, then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings?

Judy: [takes necklace and earrings] These can't be real.

Jimmy: [snaps fingers and Goddard grows a speaker, disco ball, and spotlights with 40s style music playing] Oh, but they can, and they are! And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question: Please may I go to Retroland tonight?

Judy: [gives Jimmy bouquet] No. It's a school night.

Jimmy: [music slows, stops] Thank you so much mother! And might I say... Did you just say no?

Judy: Yes.

Jimmy: Yes!

Judy: No.

Jimmy: No?

Judy: Yes.

Jimmy: YES!

Judy: Jimmy?

Jimmy: But all my friends are going, and anybody who matters is gonna be there, Mom!

Judy: I matter, your father matters, and you matter. But, you're not going. Maybe we can all go next weekend.

Sheen: [notices a poster for Retroland theme park; takes poster off the pole] Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! "Meet Ultra-Lord! Live!

Jimmy: [takes the poster from Sheen] Oh, look! It's the state of the arts bone-warping gravity rides!

Sheen: [takes back the poster] I could hang out with Ultra-Lord!

Carl: [takes poster] And there's a petting zoo.

Jimmy: [takes poster] But look at this!

Sheen: [takes poster] No! "Meet Ultra-Lord live!

Carl: [takes poster] Llamas and capybaras.

Sheen: Who cares? "Meet Ultra-Lord live!

Carl: [dances in excitement] But I'm going to touch a llama!

Carl: [takes out inhaler; accidentally sprays into his eyes] This is my inhaler. It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. One touch of the button and- AAH! OH! I CAN'T SEE!

Sheen: [he's up for show and tell at school] This is Ultra-Lord!

Miss Fowl: Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra-Lord in class.

Sheen: Miss Fowl, this one is different. This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-before-seen condition; making it highly collectible!

Cindy: Never-before-seen", huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there?

Sheen: [takes Ultra Lord action figure out of open the box and mockingly waves it in front; Cindy smug grin shakes her head and gives him a smirk; suddenly shocked, realizing what he has done] Hmm... Nyah-nyah. NO!

Carl: [whispering; shows him a crude drawing of a smiling frog] Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog?

Jimmy: Oh, that looks great, Carl.

Carl: [notices Jimmy's more precise drawings] Thanks. Um, what are you drawing?

Jimmy: Flycycle modifications for Goddard. Second prototype.

Carl: Prototype", huh?

Jimmy: Uh-huh.

Carl: Well, you know, that looks good, too.

Jimmy: Thanks, Carl.

Judy Neutron: James Isaac Neutron! I see you up there. How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof?

Jimmy Neutron: Probably 9. Exactly 9. They say repetition is good for a developing brain.

Judy Neutron: Then what do you think you're doing?

Jimmy Neutron: Last night I got a message from space, but it was garbled in the ionosphere, so I had to launch a communications toaster...I mean, satellite. And then when I tried...

Hugh Neutron: Well, message from space. Wow.

Judy Neutron: Don't encourage him, Hugh. Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you not to talk to strangers.

Jimmy Neutron: But, Mom, I'm on the verge of contact with an advanced alien civilization.

Judy Neutron: I don't care how advanced they say they are, Jimmy. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Right, Hugh?

Hugh Neutron: [Jimmy and Goddard looks at each other, Goddard uses his ears as 'helicopter' to get Jimmy down from the roof; Judy glares at Hugh sternly; gives a thumbs up as Judy rolls her eyes and shakes her head] Well, except for policemen. They're there to help you. Oh, you've got to admit that is pretty neat. But very unsafe, honey. That's bad.

Judy Neutron: [puts a plate in front of Hugh] Sorry about the toast, dear. I had to make it in the oven because I could not find our toaster anywhere.

Hugh Neutron: [gasps when he reads the box] Oh, looky. Well, this oven toast is brilliant, sugar booger. And the yolks are perfect, too. Run away with me, my love.

Judy Neutron: Okay. But we have to take my car because your transmitter needs a new compression cup.

Hugh Neutron: [peeks inside the box to take out a prize toy duck; chuckles] Whatever. Oh, this is a good one. Quack quack quack.

Judy Neutron: Will you try calling Jimmy? He is going to miss the bus again.

Hugh Neutron: [sing-song with his toy duck] Jimmy! Breakfast! Time to come down! Down down down down down quack. Down down down down down quack quack.