K-9 Quotes

Taglines One's just a little smarter than the other.

Dooley Well, it's not the Eyewitness News Team. I think somebody is mad at me. DEFINITELY somebody is mad at me.

Lyman Dooley, what is it about me that makes you so passionate?

Dooley Well, it's not your looks, Lyman. I guess it's your job.

Lyman And knowing your methods of law enforcement, I don't suppose that you have a search warrant?

Dooley Dog ate it. You can hang around his tail for an hour.

Dooley I want you to know that I'm the officer in charge here, Michael Dooley not Jerry Lee.

Dooley Don't you ever... *ever* pull anything like that again, without talking to me first.

Dooley You lost it in there you know that, you lost control, we could be killed. : I needed you back here.

Dooley What if they ran out? You could've got them here. You understand?

Brannigan There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana.

Dooley Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog.

Brannigan Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care.

Dooley Don't worry about the dog.

Brannigan It's not the dog I'm worried about.

Dooley Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass, you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetery! You remember the movie ]? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!

Tracy Do you know you have an animal growing out of your pants?

Dooley Thanks, hon. I also have a dog here.

Taglines Meet the two toughest cops in town.