K-9 (1989) - Quotes

Taglines: One's just a little smarter than the other.

Taglines: Meet the two toughest cops in town.

Tracy: Do you know you have an animal growing out of your pants?

Dooley: Thanks, hon. I also have a dog here.

Dooley: I want you to know that I'm the officer in charge here, Michael Dooley not Jerry Lee.

Dooley: [pause] Don't you ever... *ever* pull anything like that again, without talking to me first.

Dooley: [pause] You lost it in there you know that, you lost control, we could be killed. : I needed you back here.

Dooley: [pause] What if they ran out? You could've got them here. You understand?

Brannigan: There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana.

Dooley: Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog.

Brannigan: Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care.

Dooley: Don't worry about the dog.

Brannigan: It's not the dog I'm worried about.

Lyman: Dooley, what is it about me that makes you so passionate?

Dooley: Well, it's not your looks, Lyman. I guess it's your job.

Lyman: And knowing your methods of law enforcement, I don't suppose that you have a search warrant?

Dooley: Dog ate it. You can hang around his tail for an hour.

Dooley: [helicopter pilots are shooting up Dooley's car; flames erupt underneath Dooley's car; Dooley's car explodes] Well, it's not the Eyewitness News Team. I think somebody is mad at me. DEFINITELY somebody is mad at me.

Dooley: [[Old Yeller] Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass, you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetery! You remember the movie ]? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!