Land of the Dead (2005) - Quotes

Riley: The fences are still hot. We can't cut the juice from here.

Soldier: We've been trying to call the power station. There's no one left over there.

Soldier 2: [''sees zombies advancing''] We got to get the fuck out of here!

Soldier: [''hangs up and runs''] There's no one left here, either.

Mike: It's like a bad dream.

Charlie: I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams.

Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.

Slack: I can take care of myself, okay?

Riley: Fine. Charlie, make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else.

Riley: [''Slack shoots open the door, startling him''] What the fuck are you doing?!

Slack: I'm making myself useful!

Cholo: [''a shot is fired''] What the hell's that?

Brubaker: Oh, that's just target practice.

Marksman: Y'see that? right between the eyes!

Veteran Soldier: Let me take a shot.

Veteran Soldier: Stop scratchin my ass! You're gonna mess up my shot.

Marksman: Dude, that ain't me.

Veteran Soldier: There's nothing there, man.

Cholo: Okay, so what the hell's that, screaming practice?

Riley: [''about the fireworks''] Put some flowers in the graveyard.

Charlie: Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in Heaven.

Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie; cause you still believe in Heaven.

Arena Policeman: What the hell is going on here?

Riley: Someone shot the little fat man.

Arena Policeman: Yes. I can see that.

Sutherland: What's in the bags?

Kaufman: Money.

Sutherland: Whose money?

Kaufman: Watch out, Get down! Quick!

Kaufman: Ours.

Kaufman: It's just – I've done something I wouldn't have done otherwise...

Kaufman: [''Kaufman gets in his private underground limo, while his driver opens the garage door''] All right, we're going to the boat. Careful when you open that door.

Knipp: Should I call the crew, sir?

Kaufman: No, I'll call them. Goddamn it. What the fuck?

Knipp: Goodbye, Mr. K!

Kaufman: Get back here, son of bitch! You've got the fucking keys!

Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your rifle?

Charlie: Catches the light.

Slack: What light? How can you see anything?

Charlie: Good eye.

Pillsbury: Yellow to red!

Motown: What the fuck does a Samoan know about hot-wiring a fucking car?

Pillsbury: 50,000 cars stolen in Samoa every year.

Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.

Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.

Charlie: [Near End] Sky flowers don't work no more.

Charlie: Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven...

Kaufman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!!!

Kaufman: [''shoots Cholo who gets back up and continues toward Kaufman''; ''sees that Cholo has turned into a zombie''] Nah, you're dead! Oh my god, you really are dead.

Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.

Kaufman: Zombies, man. They creep me out.

Cholo: [Cholo has been bitten and Foxy asks him if he'd rather be shot] Nah, I've always wanted to see how the other half lives.

Cholo: There's only three things a man should do when he's alone, be born, die, and we all know the other thing...

Cholo: [Cholo notices a Zombie Gardener outside of Dead Reckoning] I know for a fact that if it wasn't for this truck I wouldn't be any different to that poor Mexican bastard out there.

Riley: [Last Line] Take us North.