Lincoln (2012) - Quotes

Assurance of Safety for a Soldier

Abraham Lincoln: He'll be fine, Molly. City Point's away back from the front lines, and fighting, he'll be an adjutant running messages for General Grant.

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Debate on Equality and the Amendment's Purpose

Fernando Wood: I've asked you a question, Mr. Stevens, and you must answer me. Do you or do you not hold that the precept that "all men are created equal" is meant literally? Is that the true purpose of the amendment? To promote your ultimate and ardent dream to elevate—

Thaddeus Stevens: The true purpose of the amendment, Mr. Wood, you perfectly named, brainless, obstructive object?

Fernando Wood: You have always insisted, Mr. Stevens, that Negroes are the same as white men are.

Thaddeus Stevens: The true purpose of the amendment... I don't hold with equality in all things, only with equality before the law and nothing more.

Fernando Wood: That's not true! You believe that Negroes are entirely equal to white men. You've said it a thousand times—

George Pendleton: For shame! For shame! Stop prevaricating and answer Representative Wood!

Thaddeus Stevens: I don't hold with equality in all things, only with equality before the law and nothing more.

George Pendleton: After the decades fervent advocacy on behalf of the colored race—

James Ashley: He's answered your questions! This amendment has naught to do with race equality!

George Pendleton: You have long insisted, have you not that the dusk-colored race is no different from the white one?

Thaddeus Stevens: I don't hold with equality before in all things, only with equality before the law and nothing more.

George Pendleton: Your frantic attempt to delude us now is unworthy of a representative. It is, in fact, unworthy of a white man!

Thaddeus Stevens: How can I hold that all men are created equal, when here before me stands, stinking, the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio? Proof that some men are inferior, endowed by their Maker with dim wits, impermeable to reason, with cold, pallid slime in their veins instead of hot red blood! You are more reptile than man, George! So low and flat, that the foot of man is incapable of crushing you!

George Pendleton: How dare you!

Thaddeus Stevens: Yet even you, Pendleton, who should have been gibbeted for treason long before today, even worthless unworthy you ought to be treated equally before the law! And so again, sir, and again and again and again I say: I do not hold with equality in all things. Only with equality before the law.

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Negotiating Peace Proposals with Lincoln's Advisors

Ulysses S. Grant: Gentlemen, I suggest you work some changes to your proposal before you give it to the President.

R.M.T. Hunter: We're eager to be on our way to Washington.

Alexander H. Stephens: Did Mr. Lincoln tell you to tell us this?

Ulysses S. Grant: It says, securing peace for our two countries'. And it goes on like that.

Alexander H. Stephens: I don't know what you–

Ulysses S. Grant: There's just one country. You and I, we're citizens of that country. I'm fighting to protect it from armed rebels. From you.

Alexander H. Stephens: But Mr. Blair told us, he, he told President Jefferson Davis we were–

Ulysses S. Grant: A private citizen like Preston Blair can say what he pleases, since he has no authority over anything. If you want to discuss peace with President Lincoln, consider revisions.

Alexander H. Stephens: If we're not to discuss a truce between warring nations, what in heaven's name can we discuss?

Ulysses S. Grant: Terms of surrender.

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Discussion on Fort Fisher's defenses and challenges

Edwin Stanton: They cannot possibly maintain under this kind of an assault! Terry's got ten thousand men surrounding the Goddamned fort! Why doesn't he answer my cables?

Gideon Welles: Fort Fisher is a mountain of a building, Edwin.

Thomas Thompson Eckert: It's the largest fort they have, sir.

Gideon Welles: Twenty-two big seacoast guns on each rampart...

Thomas Thompson Eckert: They've been reinforcing it for the last two years...

Edwin Stanton: They've taken 17,000 shells since yesterday!

Thomas Thompson Eckert: They said...

Gideon Welles: The commander is an old goat.

Edwin Stanton: I want to hear that Fort Fisher is ours and Wilmington has fallen! Send another damn cable! The problem's their commander, Whiting. He engineered the fortress himself. The damned thing's his child; he'll defend it till his every last man is gone. He is not thinking rationally...

Abraham Lincoln: [the room goes silent] Come on out, you old rat! That's what...that's what Ethan Allen called out to the commander of Fort Ticonderoga in 1776. Come on out, you old rat! Ah, course there were only forty odd redcoats at Ticonderoga. But...but there is one Ethan Allen story that I'm very partial to...

Edwin Stanton: [Stanton storms out, shouting to himself] No! No, you're, you're going to tell a story! I don't believe that I can bear to listen to another one of your stories right now! I need the B&O sideyard schedules for Alexandria! I asked for them this morning! I don't care how long it takes!

Abraham Lincoln: [pours himself another cup of coffee; slight laughter; mocking British accent; louder laughter] It was right after the Revolution, right after peace had been concluded. And Ethan Allen went to London to help our new country conduct its business with the king. The English sneered at how rough we are and rude and simple-minded and on like that, everywhere he went, till one day he was invited to the townhouse of a great English lord. Dinner was served, beverages imbibed, time passed as happens and Mr. Allen found he needed the privy. He was grateful to be directed to this. Relieved, you might say. Mr. Allen discovered on entering the water closet that the only decoration therein was a portrait of George Washington. Ethan Allen done what he came to do and returned to the drawing room. His host and the others were disappointed when he didn't mention Washington's portrait. And finally his lordship couldn't resist and asked Mr. Allen had he noticed it. The picture of Washington. He had. Well what did he think of its placement? Did it seem appropriately located to Mr. Allen? And Mr. Allen said it did. The host was astounded. "Appropriate? George Washington's likeness in a water closet?" "Yes," said Mr. Allen, "where it will do good service. The whole world knows nothing will make an Englishman shit quicker than the sight of George Washington." I love that story.

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Debate on Reconstruction and Equality in Congress

Abraham Lincoln: Since we have the floor next in the debate, I thought I'd suggest you might... temper your contributions so as not to frighten our conservative friends?

Thaddeus Stevens: Ashley insists you're ensuring approval by dispensing patronage to otherwise undeserving Democrats.

Abraham Lincoln: I can't ensure a single damn thing if you scare the whole House with talk of land appropriations and revolutionary tribunals and punitive thisses and that's—

Thaddeus Stevens: When the war ends, I intend to push for full equality, the Negro vote and much more. Congress shall mandate the seizure of every foot of rebel land and every dollar of their property. We'll use their confiscated wealth to establish hundreds of thousands of free Negro farmers, and at their side soldiers armed to occupy and transform the heritage of traitors. We'll build up a land down there of free men and free women and free children and freedom. The nation needs to know that we have such plans.

Abraham Lincoln: That's the untempered version of reconstruction. It's not... It's not exactly what I intend, but we shall oppose one another in the course of time. Now we're working together, and I'm asking you—

Thaddeus Stevens: For patience, I expect.

Abraham Lincoln: When the people disagree, bringing them together requires going slow till they're ready to make up—

Thaddeus Stevens: Ah, shit on the people and what they want and what they're ready for! I don't give a goddamn about the people and what they want! This is the face of someone who has fought long and hard for the good of the people without caring much for any of em. And I look a lot worse without the wig. The people elected me! To represent them! To lead them! And I lead! You ought to try it.

Abraham Lincoln: I admire your zeal, Mr. Stevens, and I have tried to profit from the example of it. But if I'd listened to you, I'd have declared every slave free the minute the first shell struck Fort Sumter; then the border states would've gone over to the Confederacy, the war would've been lost and the Union along with it, and instead of abolishing slavery, as we hope to do in two weeks, we'd be watching helpless as infants as it spread from the American South into South America.

Thaddeus Stevens: Oh, how you have longed to say that to me. You claim you trust them—but you know what the people are. You know that the inner compass that should direct the soul toward justice has ossified in white men and women, North and South, unto utter uselessness through tolerating the evil of slavery. White people cannot bear the thought of sharing this country's infinite abundance with Negroes.

Abraham Lincoln: A compass, I learnt when I was surveying, it'll point you True North from where you are standing, but it's got no advice about the swamps and deserts and chasms you'll encounter along the way. If in pursuit of your destination you plunge ahead, heedless of obstacles, and achieve nothing more than to sink in a swamp, what's the use of knowing True North?

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Tension Over Peace Negotiations and Political Strategy

William Seward: Why wasn't I consulted?! I'm Secretary of State! You, you, you informally send a reactionary dotard, to— What will happen, when these peace commissioners arrive?

Abraham Lincoln: We'll hear em out.

William Seward: Oh, splendid! And next the Democrats will invite them up to hearings on the Hill, and the newspapers — well, the newspapers — the newspapers will ask why risk enraging the Confederacy over the issue of slavery when they're here to make peace? We'll lose every Democrat we've got, more than likely conservative Republicans will join them, and all our work, all our preparing the ground for the vote, laid waste, naught for naught.

Abraham Lincoln: The Blairs have promised support for the amendment if we listen to these people—

William Seward: Oh, the Blairs promise, do they? You think they'll keep their promise once we have heard these delegates and refused them? Which we will have to do, since their proposal most certainly will be predicated on keeping their slaves!

Abraham Lincoln: What hope for any Democratic votes, William, if word gets out that I've refused a chance to end the war? You think word won't get out? In Washington?

William Seward: It's either the amendment or this Confederate peace, you cannot have both.

Abraham Lincoln: If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then to me...

William Seward: Oh, disaster. This is a disaster.

Abraham Lincoln: Time is a great thickener of things, William.

William Seward: Yes, I suppose it is — Actually, I have no idea what you mean by that.

Abraham Lincoln: [in thick Kentucky accent] Get me thirteen votes. Them fellers from Richmond ain't here yet.

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Debating the Anti-Slavery Amendment in Congress

Abraham Lincoln: Well, Mr. Representative Ashley! Tell us the news from the Hill.

James Ashley: Ah! Well, news...

Abraham Lincoln: Why for instance is this thus, and what is the reason for this thusness?

William Seward: James, we want you to bring the anti-slavery amendment to the floor for debate...

James Ashley: Excuse me? What?

William Seward: ...immediately, and... you are the amendment's manager, are you not?

James Ashley: I am, of course, but... immediately?

William Seward: And we're counting on robust radical support, so tell Mr. Stevens we expect him to put his back into it, it's not going to be easy, but we trust...

James Ashley: It's impossible. No, I am sorry, no, we can't organize anything immediately in the House. I have been canvassing the Democrats since the election, in case any of them softened after they got walloped. But they have stiffened if anything, Mr. Secretary. There aren't nearly enough votes—

Abraham Lincoln: We're whalers, Mr. Ashley!

James Ashley: Whalers? As in, uh, whales?

Abraham Lincoln: [slaps Ashley's shoulder] We've been chasing this whale for a long time. We've finally placed a harpoon in the monster's back. It's in, James, it's in! We finish the deed now, we can't wait! Or with one flop of his tail, he'll smash the boat and send us all to eternity!

William Seward: On the 31st of this month, of this year, put the amendment up for a vote.

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Official Map and Military Strategy Discussion

Abraham Lincoln: Thunder forth, God of War.

Edwin Stanton: We'll commence our assault on Wilmington from the sea... Why is is this burned? Was the boy playing with it?

Abraham Lincoln: It got took by a breeze several nights back.

Edwin Stanton: This is an official War Department map!

William Seward: And the entire cabinet's waiting to hear what it portends.

Gideon Welles: A bombardment. From the largest fleet the Navy's ever assembled.

Abraham Lincoln: Old Neptune, shake thy hoary locks.

Gideon Welles: Fifty-eight ships are underway, of every tonnage and firing range.

Edwin Stanton: We'll keep up a steady barrage. Our first target is Fort Fisher. It defends Wilmington port.

James Speed: A steady barrage?

Edwin Stanton: A hundred shells a minute. Till they surrender.

William Fessenden: Dear God.

Abraham Lincoln: Wilmington's their last open seaport. Therefore...

Edwin Stanton: Wilmington falls, Richmond falls after.

William Seward: And the war... is done.

John Usher: Then why, if I may ask are we not concentrating the nation's attention on Wilmington? Why, instead, are we reading in the Herald that the anti-slavery amendment is being precipitated on the House floor for debate—because your eagerness, in what seems an unwarranted intrusion of the Executive into Legislative prerogatives, is compelling it to its... to what's likely to be it's premature demise? You signed the Emancipation Proclamation, you've done all that can be expected—

James Speed: The Emancipation Proclamation's merely a war measure. After the war the courts will make a meal out of it.

John Usher: When Edward Bates was Attorney General, he felt confident in it enough to allow you to sign—

James Speed: Different lawyers, different opinions. It frees slaves as a military exigent, not in any other—

Abraham Lincoln: I don't recall Bates being any too certain about the legality of my Proclamation, just it wasn't downright criminal. Somewhere's in in between. Back when I rode the legal circuit in Illinois, I defended a woman from Metamora named Melissa Goings, 77 years-old. They said she murdered her husband, he was 83. He was choking her and she grabbed a-hold of a stick of firewood and fractured his skull and he died. In his will he wrote: I suspect she has killed me. If I get over it, I will have revenge. No one was keen to see her convicted, he was that kind of husband. I asked the prosecuting attorney if I might have a short conference with my client. And she and I went into a room in the courthouse, but I alone emerged. The window in the room was found to be wide open. It was believed the old lady may have climbed out of it. I told the bailiff right before. I left her in the room she asked me where she could get a good drink of water, and I told her Tennessee. Mrs. Goings was seen no more in Metamora. Enough justice had been done; they even forgave the bondsman her bail.

John Usher: I'm afraid I don't see—

Abraham Lincoln: I decided that the Constitution gives me war powers, but no one knows just exactly what those powers are. Some say they don't exist. I don't know. I decided I needed them to exist to uphold my oath to protect the Constitution, which I decided meant that I could take the rebel's slaves from them as property confiscated in war. That might recommend to suspicion that I agree with the Rebs that their slaves are property in the first place. Of course I don't, never have, I'm glad to see any man free, and if calling a man property, or war contraband, does the trick... Why I caught at the opportunity. Now here's where it gets truly slippery. I use the law allowing for the seizure of property in a war knowing it applies only to the property of governments and citizens of belligerent nations. But the South ain't a nation, that's why I can't negotiate with'em. If in fact the Negroes are property according to law, have I the right to take the rebels property from em, if I insist they're rebels only, and not citizens of a belligerent country? And slipperier still: I maintain it ain't our actual Southern states in rebellion but only the rebels living in those states, the laws of which states remain in force. The laws of which states remain in force. That means, that since it's states laws that determine whether Negroes can be sold as slaves, as property - the Federal government doesn't have a say in that, least not yet then Negroes in those states are slaves, hence property, hence my war powers allow me to confiscate'em as such. So I confiscated em. But if I'm a respecter of states laws, how then can I legally free em with my Proclamation, as I done, unless I'm cancelling states laws? I felt the war demanded it; my oath demanded it; I felt right with myself; and I hoped it was legal to do it, I'm hoping still. Two years ago I proclaimed these people emancipated - "then, hence forward and forever free." But let's say the courts decide I had no authority to do it. They might well decide that. Say there's no amendment abolishing slavery. Say it's after the war, and I can no longer use my war powers to just ignore the courts decisions, like I sometimes felt I had to do. Might those people I freed be ordered back into slavery? That's why I'd like to get the Thirteenth Amendment through the House, and on its way to ratification by the states, wrap the whole slavery thing up, forever and aye. As soon as I'm able. Now. End of this month. And I'd like you to stand behind me. Like my cabinet's most always done. As the preacher once said, I could write shorter sermons but once I start I get too lazy to stop.

John Usher: It seems to me, sir, you're describing precisely the sort of dictator the Democrats have been howling about.

James Speed: Dictators aren't susceptible to law.

John Usher: Neither is he! He just said as much! Ignoring the courts? Twisting meanings? What reins him in from, from...

Abraham Lincoln: Well, the people do that, I suppose. I signed the Emancipation Proclamation a year and a half before my second election. I felt I was within my power to do it; however I felt that I might be wrong to do it; I knew the people would tell me. I gave em a year and a half to think about it. And they re-elected me. And come February the first, I intend to sign the Thirteenth Amendment.

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Finding Votes for Abolishing Slavery

William Seward: Even if every Republican in the House votes yes, far from guaranteed, since when has our party unanimously supported anything? But say all our fellow Republicans vote for it, we'd still be twenty votes short.

Abraham Lincoln: Only twenty? We can find twenty votes.

William Seward: Twenty House Democrats who will vote to abolish slavery? In my opinion...

Abraham Lincoln: To which I always listen.

William Seward: Or pretend to.

Abraham Lincoln: With all three of my ears.

William Seward: We'll win the war, sir. It's inevitable, isn't it?

Abraham Lincoln: Well, it ain't won yet.

William Seward: You'll begin your second term, with semi-divine stature. Imagine the possibilities peace will bring. Why tarnish your invaluable luster with a battle in the House? It's a rats nest in there. The same gang of talentless hicks and hacks who rejected the amendment ten months ago; we'll lose.

Abraham Lincoln: I like our chances now.

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Dreams and Despair Amidst War's Toll

Abraham Lincoln: [describing a dream] It's nighttime. The ship's moved by some terrible power, at a terrific speed. Though it's imperceptible in the darkness, I have an intuition that we're headed towards a shore. No one else seems to be aboard the vessel. I'm very keenly aware of my aloneness. I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams. I reckon it's the speed that's strange to me. I'm used to going a deliberate pace. I should spare you, Molly. I shouldn't tell you my dreams.

Mary Todd Lincoln: I don't want to be spared if you aren't. And you spare me nothing. Perhaps it's the assault on Wilmington Port. You dream about the ship before a battle, usually.

Abraham Lincoln: [rapping lightly on his forehead] How's the coconut?

Mary Todd Lincoln: Beyond description. Almost two years, nothing mends. Another casualty of the war. Who wants to listen to a useless woman grouse about her carriage accident?

Abraham Lincoln: I do.

Mary Todd Lincoln: Stuff! You tell me dreams, that's all, I'm your soothsayer, that's all I am anymore, I'm not to be trusted with — Even if it was not a carriage accident, even if it was an attempted assassination.

Abraham Lincoln: It was most probably an accident—

Mary Todd Lincoln: It was an assassin. Whose intended target was you.

Abraham Lincoln: How are the plans coming along for the big shindy?

Mary Todd Lincoln: I don't want to talk about parties. You don't care about parties.

Abraham Lincoln: Not much, but they're a necessary hindrance.

Mary Todd Lincoln: I know... I know what it's about. The ship, it's not Wilmington Port, it's not a military campaign! It's the amendment to abolish slavery! Why else would you force me to invite demented radicals into my home? You're going to try to get the amendment passed in the House of Representatives before the term ends? Before the inauguration?

Abraham Lincoln: [standing] Don't spend too much money on the flubdubs.

Mary Todd Lincoln: [she turns away, walking to an open window.; Lincoln nods] No one's loved as much as you, no one's ever been loved so much, by the people. You might do anything now. Don't, don't waste that power on an amendment bill that's sure of defeat. Did you remember Robert's coming home for the reception? I knew you'd forget. That's the ship you're sailing on. The Thirteenth Amendment. You needn't tell me I'm right. I know I am.

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Soldiers Share Their Experiences in War

Pvt. Harold Green: Some of us was in the 2nd Kansas Colored. We fought the rebs at Jenkins Ferry last April, just after they'd killed every Negro soldier they captured at Poison Springs. So at Jenkins Ferry, we decided weren't taking no reb prisoners. And we didn't leave a one of em alive. The ones of us that didn't die that day, we joined up with the 116th U.S. Colored, sir. From Camp Nelson Kentucky.

Abraham Lincoln: What's your name, soldier?

Pvt. Harold Green: Private Harold Green, sir.

Cpl. Ira Clark: I'm Corporal Ira Clark, sir. Fifth Massachusetts Cavalry. We're waiting over there. We're leaving our horses behind, and shipping out with the 24th Infantry for the assault next week on Wilmington.

Abraham Lincoln: How long have you been a soldier?

Cpl. Ira Clark: Two year, sir.

Abraham Lincoln: Second Kansas Colored Infantry, they fought bravely at Jenkins Ferry.

Pvt. Harold Green: That's right, sir.

Cpl. Ira Clark: They killed a thousand rebel soldiers, sir. They were very brave. And making three dollars less each month than white soldiers.

Pvt. Harold Green: Us 2nd Kansas boys, whenever we fight now we-

Cpl. Ira Clark: Another three dollars subtracted from our pay for our uniforms.

Pvt. Harold Green: That was true, yessir, but that's changed-

Cpl. Ira Clark: Equal pay now. Still no commissioned Negro officers.

Abraham Lincoln: I am aware of it, Corporal Clark.

Cpl. Ira Clark: Yes, sir, that's good you're aware, sir. It's only that-

Pvt. Harold Green: You think the Wilmington attack is gonna be-

Cpl. Ira Clark: Now that white people have accustomed themselves to seeing Negro men with guns, fighting on their behalf, and now that they can tolerate Negro soldiers getting the same pay - in a few years perhaps they can abide the idea of Negro lieutenants and captains. In fifty years, maybe a Negro colonel. In a hundred years...the vote.

Abraham Lincoln: [short pause] What will you do after the war, Corporal Clark?

Cpl. Ira Clark: Work, sir. Perhaps you'll hire me.

Abraham Lincoln: Perhaps I will.

Cpl. Ira Clark: But you should know, sir, that I get sick at the smell of boot-black, and I cannot cut hair.

Abraham Lincoln: I've yet to find a man who could cut mine so's it'd make any difference.

Pvt. Harold Green: You've got springy hair for a white man.

Abraham Lincoln: [chuckling; Green laughs] I do. My last barber hanged himself. And the one before that. Left me his scissors in his will.

Opposition from Democratic Party Members Stated

Fernando Wood: Every member of the House loyal to the Democratic Party and the constituents it serves shall oppose!

Resistance to the Thirteenth Amendment

Fernando Wood: We are once again asked - nay, commanded - to consider a proposed thirteenth amendment which, if passed, shall set at immediate liberty four million coloreds while manacling the limbs of the white race in America. If it is passed - but it shall not pass!

Critique of Constitutional Changes and Miscegenation

Fernando Wood: But all that was not enough for this dictator, who now seeks to insinuate his miscegenist pollution into the Constitution itself!

Mary Todd Lincoln's Defiance and Insight

Mary Todd Lincoln: [to Abraham Lincoln] You think I'm ignorant of what you're up to because you haven't discussed this scheme with me as you ought to have done? When have I ever been so easily bamboozled? I believe you when you insist that amending the Constitution and abolishing slavery will end this war. And since you're sending my son into the war, woe to you if you fail to pass the amendment.

Love and Power in Leadership Decisions

Mary Todd Lincoln: [to Abraham Lincoln] No one's loved as much as you, no one's ever been loved so much, by the people. You might do anything now. Don't, don't waste that power on an amendment bill that's sure of defeat.

Corruption and Integrity in Legislative History

Thaddeus Stevens: The greatest measure of the 19th century was passed by corruption, aided and abetted by the purest man in America.

Advocating for Constitutional Amendment Against Slavery

Thaddeus Stevens: I want the amendment to pass, so that the Constitution's first and only mention of slavery is its absolute prohibition. For this amendment, for which I have worked all my life and for which countless colored men and women have fought and died and now hundreds of thousands of soldiers... No, sir, no, it seems there's very nearly nothing I won't say.

A Critique of Human Equality and Inferiority

Thaddeus Stevens: [[w:George H. Pendleton|George] How can I hold that all men are created equal, when here before me stands, stinking, the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio, proof that some men are inferior, endowed by their Maker with dim wits, impermeable to reason, with cold, pallid slime in their veins instead of hot red blood! You are more reptile than man, ]! So low and flat, that the foot of man is incapable of crushing you!

A Call to Action Against Slavery

Thaddeus Stevens: Lincoln the inveterate dawdler, Lincoln the Southerner, Lincoln the capitulating compromiser, our adversary, and leader of the Godforsaken Republican Party - our party - Abraham Lincoln has asked for our help in accomplishing the death of slavery in America. Retain, even in opposition, your capacity for astonishment.

Critique of Political Predictability

Thaddeus Stevens: Nothing surprises you, Asa, therefore nothing about you is surprising. Perhaps that is why your constituents did not re-elect you to the coming term?

Skepticism in Politics and Leadership

Thaddeus Stevens: Trust? Oh. I'm sorry, I was under the misapprehension your chosen profession was politics. I never trusted the President, never trusted anyone, but hasn't he surprised you?

Hope for Peace and Healing After War

Abraham Lincoln: [last lines, from Second Inaugural speech] Fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away. Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said "the judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether." With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.

The Solitude of Leadership in Crisis

Abraham Lincoln: In times like this, I'm best alone.

The Nature of Our Birth and Times

Abraham Lincoln: Do you think we choose the times into which we are born? Or do we fit the times we are born into?

A Call to End Slavery and War

Abraham Lincoln: [pounds his hand on a table as his cabinet squabbles] I can't listen to this anymore. I can't accomplish a goddamn thing of any human meaning or worth until we cure ourselves of slavery and end this pestilential war, and whether any of you or anyone else knows it, I know I need this! This amendment is that cure! We're stepped out upon the world stage now, now, with the fate of human dignity in our hands. Blood's been spilled to afford us this moment! Now! Now! Now! And you grouse so and heckle and dodge about like pettifogging Tammany Hall hucksters!

The Foundation of Equality and Justice

Abraham Lincoln: [[Euclid] ]'s first common notion is this: "Things which are equal to the same thing are equal to each other." That's a rule of mathematical reasoning. It's true because it works; has done and will always will do. In his book, Euclid says this is "self-evident." You see, there it is, even in that two-thousand year old book of mechanical law: it is a self-evident truth of things which are equal to the same thing, are equal to each other. We begin with equality. That's the origin, isn't it? That balance—that's fairness, that's justice.

The Humor of Historical Perspectives

Abraham Lincoln: [[Ethan Allen; [George Washington; mocking British accent] It was right after the Revolution, right after peace had been concluded. And ] went to London to help our new country conduct its business with the king. The English sneered at how rough we are and rude and simple-minded and on like that, everywhere he went. Til one day he was invited to the townhouse of a great English lord. Dinner was served, beverages imbibed, time passed as happens and Mr. Allen found he needed the privy. He was grateful to be directed thence. Relieved, you might say. Mr. Allen discovered on entering the water closet that the only decoration therein was a portrait of ]. Ethan Allen done what he came to do and returned to the drawing room. His host and the others were disappointed when he didn't mention Washington's portrait. And finally his lordship couldn't resist and asked Mr. Allen had he noticed it - the picture of Washington - he had. Well what did he think of its placement? Did it seem appropriately located to Mr. Allen? And Mr. Allen said it did. The host was astounded. "Appropriate? George Washington's likeness in a water closet?" "Yes," said Mr. Allen, "where it will do good service. The whole world knows nothing will make an Englishman shit quicker than the sight of George Washington." I love that story.

On the Challenge of Brevity in Speech

Abraham Lincoln: [to Cabinet members] As the preacher said; "I could write shorter sermons, but once I start I get too lazy to stop.

A Parable on Prophecy and Silence

Abraham Lincoln: I heard tell once of a Jeff City lawyer who had a parrot that'd wake him each morning crying out, "Today is the day the world shall end, as scripture has foretold." And one day the lawyer shot him for the sake of peace and quiet, I presume. Thus fulfilling, for the bird at least, his prophecy!

Duty and Responsibility in Leadership

Abraham Lincoln: The part assigned to me is to raise the flag, which, if there be no fault in the machinery, I will do, and when up, it'll be for the people to keep it up. That's my speech.