Little Nicky (2000) - Quotes

Technical Foul Decision in Basketball Game

Whitey Duvall/The Referee: Guess what, cornrows? Technical foul! You're out of here!

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Urgent Call for Transportation Assistance

Whitey Duvall/The Referee: He's walking! Get him a bus!

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Warning of Unholy Consequences

Blind deacon: [alternate ending; noticed Nicky has a son] He has filled his seed! He's multiplying! Beware the spawn of the unholy union! We're all gonna die!

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Little Nicky - Blind deacon

Blind deacon: ["Then he accidentally walks into flames and catches fire"] Holy shit, we really are going to die!

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Warning of an imminent evil presence

Blind deacon: [''after sensing Nicky's flying above the city''] The hell beast is above us! And I can smell the evil slut!

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Confronting Darkness and Impending Doom

Blind deacon: [''after sensing Nicky's presence again''; ''slams into a lightpost and falls''] Why do you taunt me with your darkness!? You're evil! It's stinking up our streets! The end is near! We are all going to die—…We will meet again, Lucifer…

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Blind Deacon's Warning of Impending Danger

Blind deacon: [''smells Nicky's presence''] Though I cannot see with these blind eyes, I know the good Lord still loves me! He loves all of his children—why he loves you, and he loves you… You make the Lord…very nervous! You…I'm burning now! Hellfire is burning me alive! The beast is alive! He's among us! Clear the streets! The devil is here…!

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Historical Consequences of False Reassurances

Grandpa Lucifer: Everything's fine"? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened!

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Curiosity About Unusual Noises

Grandpa Lucifer: What's with all those "hoo-hoo" noises?

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Creation of Hell by Grandpa Lucifer

Grandpa Lucifer: You know, I was the one who created Hell.

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Lack of Respect in Unlikely Places

Grandpa Lucifer: Even in Hell, I get no respect.

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Beefy's Cautionary Advice

Beefy: Easy, don't choke.

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Crisis Has Emerged, Take Notice

Beefy: The shit has hit the fan, kid! Take a look.

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Street Behavior and Social Norms

Beefy: Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but you've got to use a toilet.

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Mutual Pain in a Shared Experience

Beefy: [''after firing an arrow at Adrian through his genitals'']   Now, that hurt the both of us.

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Contrasting Passions in Little Nicky

Beefy: [''while peeing on Todd's "I Love Acting" door mat'']   You love acting, I love pissing.

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Evil Within: A Character's Observation

Beefy: Kid's got a lot of evil in him just begging to come out!

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A Son of the Devil's Innocent Concern

Beefy: (Mocking) "But those are my roommates sodas!" Does that sound like a statement the Son of the Devil would make?

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A Chance for Redemption and Free Pizza

Nicky: [''deleted scene; he grabs the microphone at the stadium''; the crowd is silent; the crowd roars in joy]   I get one more shot. The ref can cover me. If I miss it, the Globetrotters have to forfeit. But if I make it, this guy doesn't ref the second half and we all start conducting ourselves as decent human beings again. And we get free pizza!

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Nicky Explains the Fireball of Hades

Nicky: [''deleted scene; about the flask'']   It was handcrafted in Hell by Satan himself, and its sole purpose is to get the Fireball of Hades burning once again.

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