30 quotes
Avoiding Moving Metal Objects
Nicky
From now on, I'm just going to try to avoid all moving metal objects.
[''after being killed by a bus'']
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Call for Release
Nicky
Release the ]!
[[evil]
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Historical Consequences of False Reassurances
Grandpa Lucifer
Everything's fine"? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened!
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Nicky's Reflection on Appearance and Identity
Nicky
The Prince of Darkness should have a sort of distinguished look to him, and let's face facts, I'm no ].
[[George Clooney]
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Street Behavior and Social Norms
Beefy
Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but you've got to use a toilet.
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Creation of Hell by Grandpa Lucifer
Grandpa Lucifer
You know, I was the one who created Hell.
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Beefy's Cautionary Advice
Beefy
Easy, don't choke.
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A Son of the Devil's Innocent Concern
Beefy
(Mocking) "But those are my roommates sodas!" Does that sound like a statement the Son of the Devil would make?
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Nicky's Command to Enter the Flask
Nicky
Get in the flask!
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Curiosity About Unusual Noises
Grandpa Lucifer
What's with all those "hoo-hoo" noises?
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Questioning Reality and Consciousness
Nicky
I'm sleeping, or am I?
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Contrasting Passions in Little Nicky
Beefy
You love acting, I love pissing.
[''while peeing on Todd's "I Love Acting" door mat'']
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Mutual Pain in a Shared Experience
Beefy
Now, that hurt the both of us.
[''after firing an arrow at Adrian through his genitals'']
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Nicky's Claim on Roommate's Sodas
Nicky
But those are my roommate's sodas!
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Evil Within: A Character's Observation
Beefy
Kid's got a lot of evil in him just begging to come out!
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Embrace positivity and unleash greatness
Nicky
Release the good. Release the awesome!
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Threat of Heart Consumption
Nicky
I will eat your heart.
[''to a crowd of people, in a high voice'']
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Nicky's Inexperience with Earthly Life
Nicky
I never been to Earth, Dad! I never even slept over some other dude's house!
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Urgent Call for Transportation Assistance
Whitey Duvall/The Referee
He's walking! Get him a bus!
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Crisis Has Emerged, Take Notice
Beefy
The shit has hit the fan, kid! Take a look.
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A Chance for Redemption and Free Pizza
Nicky
I get one more shot. The ref can cover me. If I miss it, the Globetrotters have to forfeit. But if I make it, this guy doesn't ref the second half and we all start conducting ourselves as decent human beings again. And we get free pizza!
[''deleted scene; he grabs the microphone at the stadium''; the crowd is silent; the crowd roars in joy]
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Lack of Respect in Unlikely Places
Grandpa Lucifer
Even in Hell, I get no respect.
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Warning of an imminent evil presence
Blind deacon
The hell beast is above us! And I can smell the evil slut!
[''after sensing Nicky's flying above the city'']
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Technical Foul Decision in Basketball Game
Whitey Duvall/The Referee
Guess what, cornrows? Technical foul! You're out of here!
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Blind Deacon's Warning of Impending Danger
Blind deacon
Though I cannot see with these blind eyes, I know the good Lord still loves me! He loves all of his children—why he loves you, and he loves you… You make the Lord…very nervous! You…I'm burning now! Hellfire is burning me alive! The beast is alive! He's among us! Clear the streets! The devil is here…!
[''smells Nicky's presence'']
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Confronting Darkness and Impending Doom
Blind deacon
Why do you taunt me with your darkness!? You're evil! It's stinking up our streets! The end is near! We are all going to die—…We will meet again, Lucifer…
[''after sensing Nicky's presence again''; ''slams into a lightpost and falls'']
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Nicky's Enthusiasm for Popeyes Chicken
Nicky
Popeyes Chicken is fucking awesome!
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Little Nicky - Blind deacon
Blind deacon
Holy shit, we really are going to die!
["Then he accidentally walks into flames and catches fire"]
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Nicky Explains the Fireball of Hades
Nicky
It was handcrafted in Hell by Satan himself, and its sole purpose is to get the Fireball of Hades burning once again.
[''deleted scene; about the flask'']
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Warning of Unholy Consequences
Blind deacon
He has filled his seed! He's multiplying! Beware the spawn of the unholy union! We're all gonna die!
[alternate ending; noticed Nicky has a son]
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