Logan (2017) - Quotes

Logan: Careful, you're speaking to a man who ran a school... for a lot of years. Right, Charles?

Logan: [seeing Laura read an X-Men comic book; [Reality|the real world] You read these in your spare time? Oh yeah, Charles, we got ourselves an X-Men fan. You do know they're all bullshit right? Maybe a quarter of it happened – but not like this. In ], people die! And no self-promoting asshole in a fucking leotard can stop it!

Charles Xavier: Logan.

Logan: This is ice cream for bed-wetters!

Charles Xavier: Logan–

Logan: That nurse has been feeding her some grade-A bullshit.

Charles Xavier: I don’t think Laura needs reminding of life's impermanence.

Caliban: I'm not helping you.

Donald Pierce: Of course you would say that. But I got a theory that people don't really change.

Donald Pierce: Jesus, Wolverine, seeing you like this just breaks my damn heart.

Logan: Soon as I rip it outta your chest, fuckf--

Caliban: [Logan looks bewildered then takes the bottle to try and read it; In a fit of anger, Logan slaps Caliban's drink from his hand, shattering the cup] A year ago– you asked me to help you, and– God knows, I've tried– But I can't help you, Logan, not really– if you're not gonna talk to me. I hear you at night; you're not sleeping; you don't wanna talk about that– Or the booze you're drinking– Or the pus you're wiping away from your knuckles. Or the blood I wash from your clothes. Or the– fresh wounds in your chest; the ones that aren't healing– And I'm pretty sure you don't wanna talk about the fact that you can't read the label on that bottle– It says Ibuprofen'. That was my favourite mug.

Logan: Stay outta my shit.

Charles Xavier: Fuck off, Logan.

Logan: See, you know who I am.

Charles Xavier: I always know who you are, It's just sometimes I don't recognize you.

Gabriela Lopez: [to Logan, in a posthumous recording] They thought we were too poor and stupid to understand. We are poor, yes, but not stupid.

Gabriela Lopez: [to Logan, in a posthumous recording, about Laura] She is not my child, but I love her. You may not love her, but she is your child.

Will Munson: [regarding harvesters] Look like dinosaurs with their twenty-ton bodies and tiny little brains.

Laura Kinney / X-23: A man has to be what he is. Joey. Can't break the mold. There's no living with the killing. There's no going back. Right or wrong. It's a brand. A brand that sticks. Now you run on home to your mother. You tell her everything's alright. There are no more guns in the valley.

Zander Rice: The goal was not to end mutantkind, but to control it. I realized, we needn't stop perfecting what we eat and drink. That we could use those products to perfect ourselves. To distribute gene therapy discreetly through everything, from sweet drinks to breakfast cereals. And it worked. Random mutantcy went the way of polio.

Zander Rice: [to one of the surviving nurses in a deleted scene] Connect the fucking dots, dear.

Zander Rice: [to X-24] You're a newborn, by any measure.

Zander Rice: We struggled with the X-23s. We assumed, because they were children, we could raise them without a conscience. But you can't nurture rage. You must simply design it from scratch.

Zander Rice: A degenerative brain disease in the world's most dangerous brain... What a combo.

Zander Rice: Birthday? No birth. María. We do not dress them up for Halloween. We do not call them "baby" or kiss boo-boos. Don't think of them as children. Think of them as things... with patents and copyrights. Comprende?

Caliban: [last words, echoing what Pierce said earlier] Beware the light.

Caliban: I'm a glorified truffle pig, not a clairvoyant.

Caliban: [to Logan] If you are planning to blow your brains out, could you wait til you're out on the high seas? I've just mopped these floors.

Donald Pierce: We can't have things with patents running around hurting people, can we?

Donald Pierce: Now, let's not bring out the worst in each other. The girl's not worth it, trust me.

Donald Pierce: Beware the light". Caliban, I bet that's what your mama told you every day when you was a kid. "Beware the light"...

Donald Pierce: Last night, some friends of mine in Texas HP called... and told me they found three dead cholos in a pullout on 54. Not unusual, I know. Except one was missing a hand, another one a leg. So they was thinking it was either an escaped tiger or Freddy Krueger. But neither one of them can drive, one being fictional, the other one extinct. And since the wheel lugs they found belonged to a 24 Chrysler... and, well... this is a 24 Chrysler.

Charles Xavier / Professor X: [Last words] Our boat...the Sunseeker.

Charles Xavier / Professor X: You know, Logan...This was, without a doubt, the most perfect night I've had in a very long time. And I don't deserve it, do I? I did s-- something...Something unspeakable. I've remembered what happened in Westchester. This is not the first time I've hurt people. Until today, I didn't know. You wouldn't tell me. So we just...kept on running away from...I think I finally understand you.

Charles Xavier / Professor X: Two days on the road, only one meal, and hardly any sleep. She's 11, I'm fucking 90.

Charles Xavier / Professor X: I told you, Logan, she's a mutant like you...very much like you.

Charles Xavier / Professor X: [to Logan] What a disappointment you are...

Logan / Wolverine: [To Laura] Hey, I never asked for this! Alright, Charles never asked for this, Caliban never asked for this– And they are six feet under the ground! Now, I don't know what Charles put in your head, but I am not whatever it is you think I am, okay? I only met you, like, a week ago. Now you got your Rebecca, your Delilah, your blah blah blah, whatever– everything you asked for, you've got it! And it is better this way... because I suck at this. Bad shit happens to people I care about. You understand me?

Logan / Wolverine: [regarding the Adimantium bullet] I got this a long time ago, and... I kept it as a reminder of what I am. Now I keep it to, uh... Actually, I, uh... I was thinking of shooting myself with it, like Charles said.

Logan / Wolverine: [Regarding Laura] Oh, what, she can gut a man with her feet, she can't hear a few naughty words?

Logan / Wolverine: [To Laura] Last ride. You're welcome.

Logan / Wolverine: [To Charles] You always thought we were part of God's plan. But maybe... Maybe we were God's mistake.

Logan / Wolverine: Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long.