Stephen Merchant Biography
Stephen Merchant is a British writer, director, radio presenter, stand-up comedian, and actor, best known for his work on The Office, Extras, and The Ricky Gervais Show.
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Celebrating New Beginnings and Connections
Derek Thompson:
Why are you here?
Tracy: [shows a permit showing he's now a tooth fairy in-training]
Lily gave me this. Obviously, it's just a permit but the main thing is I am on the way.
Derek Thompson: [[Open Season 2|Okay well, you should be on your way out of my place. I am going to bed.]
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Tracy:
No, this is all thanks to you. We got to go out and celebrate. I know a place where all the hot fairy godmothers hang out.
Derek Thompson:
Are you out of your mind?! I just lost everything that's important to me! My girlfriend, those kids. And I will probably just hang out my skates for good. All because like an idiot I bought into your tooth fairy garbage. And look where it's gotten me!
Tracy:
What? You make one effort after all these years and it doesn't work out and suddenly you're just gonna give up? It's not suppose to be that easy. And you know it.
Derek Thompson:
I will tell you what I do know. I know that you don't have wings. So that means you can't fly. That also means that you can never ever ever be a tooth fairy. And what happens if you try to escape out of a 10-storey building? I will tell you what happens. Splat! Just like that.
Tracy: [unfazed by Derek's words]
You know what's really sad? The person you hurt the most with all your dream killing is not Randy or Carly or even me. It's you.
Derek Thompson:
Get out.
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