Look Who's Talking Too (1990) - Quotes

Humorous Reflection on Unusual Situations

Julie: Don't you just hate it when you get your head stuck in your placenta?

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Children's Innocence and Parental Humor

Mollie Ubriacco: Mommy is a girl, so I don't have a penis.

James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls.

Mollie Ubriacco: But Daddy is a big...

James Ubriacco: Penis!

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Remember to Breathe During a Crisis

Joey: Jump up and down. And don't forget to breathe! That's what they say when they have a heart attack, "Oh, I forgot to breathe!

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Debating Baby Gym vs. Park Outing

Mollie Ubriacco: He has to go to bed early tonight because I'm taking him to baby gym tomorrow.

James Ubriacco: Oh, not baby gym!

Mollie Ubriacco: He needs to socialize with other kids.

James Ubriacco: Well, take him to the park.

Mollie Ubriacco: I'm not taking him to the park anymore! Do you know what he did today? He picked up a crack pipe!

James Ubriacco: Well, throw it out.

Mollie Ubriacco: Do you have any idea how many disease he could get that from?

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A Character Expresses Discomfort in Conversation

Julie: [falls down trying to walk] Oh, my tush hurts.

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Mikey's Defiant Stance on Family Loyalty

Mikey: [Mollie's boss is yelling at her, Mikey under the desk pours white-out on his shoes] Here, shoes, have a drink. You mess with my mother, you mess with me.

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Expressions of Missing and Disdain

James Ubriacco: [to Mikey and Julie] I miss you guys so much.

Julie: Ieuw... male bonding makes me sick.

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A Moment of Shared Discomfort

Julie: [when she is getting an injection, looking at the needle] What's that?

Mikey: Oh, God, I can't watch this part.

Julie: [cries hysterically] Oh my God!

Mikey: Smarts, doesn't it? Hm? Hurts just a little?

Julie: Will this pain *ever* go away?

Mikey: [smiles] Maybe it will... or maybe it won't.

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Mikey's Playful Interaction with Shoes

Mikey: [pouring white-out on his mother's supervisor's shoes] La la la la la. Here, shoes, have a drink.

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The Challenges of Potty Training

Mikey: [thinking; jumping and singing; realizes he's wet himself] Hmm, Eddie gets all the girls, he's not wearing a diaper, maybe I oughta give this potty thing a try. When you have to pee, you jump up and down, but sometimes nothing comes out. So you jump up and down a little more. I don't have to pee... I don't have to pee... I do have to pee and I better go somewhere, here I go... That stuff really sneaks up on you!

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Childhood Humor in Parenting Moments

James Ubriacco: When you wanna take a pee-pee okay, you do it in here and you just do this, you take it out.

Mollie Ubriacco: Oh, come on.

James Ubriacco: What?

Mikey: Dad, who's kidding who, huh?

James Ubriacco: And the same token, when you wanna take a dump.

Mollie Ubriacco: Poo-poo.

Mikey: This is a joke, right?

James Ubriacco: I know it sounds disgusting, Mike, but you know you gotta trust me on this, okay?

Mikey: Let me get this straight, you want me to take a dump outside my diaper?

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Discussion About Apple Juice and Training Pants

Mikey: Eddie, what ya say we go and get an apple juice?

Eddie: Nah, Mike, I'm into my little training thing.

Mikey: What kinda training thing?

Eddie: You know, I'm wearing the trainin pants, man.

Mikey: Oh, man, don't tell me you're goin along with this potty business too.

Eddie: We have to, Mike, cos the Toilet Man says so.

Mikey: Who?

Eddie: Mr. Toilet man, he likes to eat your doody and your pee-pee. So I say give it to him.

Mikey: Eat your doody and your pee-pee? Who told you that?

Eddie: My mother, why? You callin her a liar?

Mikey: No.

Eddie: She told me diapers are for babies.

Mikey: But eat your doody and your pee-pee? Eddie, the thought is too hideous to comprehend.

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Mikey's Stance on Potty Standards

Mikey: I don't care what you say, I'm not pooping in that thing. I've got my standards.

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Sibling Milestones in Childhood Development

Mollie Ubriacco: Isn't that great, honey?! Your brother went pee-pee.

Julie: Big deal. I made a doody!

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Gun Culture and Double Standards in New York

James Ubriacco: [[Travis Bickle] Why is it that every time drink out of the milk carton, I get a lecture, but ] moves in with a semi-automatic weapon, and it's okay?

Mollie Ubriacco: A little unloaded gun makes him feel better.

James Ubriacco: Makes him feel better? Why doesn't he go to the top of the Empire State Building and shoot student nurses? Maybe that'll make him feel better.

Mollie Ubriacco: This is New York. Women carry unloaded guns in their purses.

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Children's Curiosity About Anatomy

Mollie: Here we go, What's that?

Mikey: [is shown a picture of [[Sylvester Stallone] A Penis.

Mollie: This one?.

Mikey: No penis.

Mollie: That's good, he understands, What's this?

Mikey: [thinking] Hmm, tough call.

Gender Differences in a Lighthearted Conversation

Mollie Ubriacco: See, it's like Mommy, Mommy is a girl so she doesn't have a penis.

James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls!

A Humorous Take on Unplanned Circumstances

Julie: Well, here I am, all conceived and nowhere to go.

Determination to Overcome Adversity

Julie: As God is my witness, I'm going to learn to walk, and get the hell out of here.

Mikey's Thoughts on Daddy's Friends

Mikey: Poor Daddy, hanging out with buttholes all day long.

A Gift for Coming into the World

Mikey: [offers her a stuffed cow; Julie begins to bawl] Got you a gift for coming into the world, here it is. Have a cow, honey. Alright, don't have a cow.

Survival Preparedness and Human Nature

Stuart: [9mm pistol] You guys make me laugh. You're really funny. You stock up your cabinets with bottled water and flashlights, well, what do you think is going to happen when the shit really hits the fan? You know like earthquakes and flash floods just a lot of chaos and horror, people dying in the streets and you're sitting here nice and pretty with your bottled water. Now the guy next store has got one of these Who's gonna go thirsty? Him or you?