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The Art of Teasing in Performance
Taglines
THEY ALWAYS AIM TO TEASE
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Attraction and Preferences in Relationships
Joanna
I don't normally like blondes, I know, but she's really cute.
Mike
Yeah, but she's not going to be like you know, our type. You know what I'm saying?
Joanna
So, you're not into her?
Mike
No,no, that's not what I'm saying, she's like, she's a little uptight.
Joanna
OK, well we're fucking her, not taking her to dinner.
Mike
That's not going to happen. She's a dinner type is what I'm trying to say, if you get me.
Joanna
Oh, OK, um, if you decide you want to share... If you change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. And besides you know how much I love to eat.
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Introduction Between Mike and Kim
Mike
Good evening. You live here?
[dressed as a police officer]
Kim
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah? What's your name?
Kim
Kim.
Mike
Kim, can you move back for me, please? We keep getting complaints about noise and underage drinking. Everybody sit down, we're gonna be here for a while! You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?
[enters house full of women]
Kim
No.
Mike
Good. Cause I do!
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Teaching Dance Skills to the Young and Attractive
Dallas
He's young, good looking...
[about The Kid]
Mike
He can't dance for sure.
Dallas
He can't dance for shit, but that is teachable.
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Unfulfilled Dreams and Idealized Expectations
Dallas
You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!
[to The Kid]
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Stay Warm with Magic Mike This Winter
Taglines
LET MAGIC MIKE KEEP YOU WARM THIS WINTER
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Life of Hard Work and Dedication
Taglines
WORK ALL DAY. WORK IT ALL NIGHT.
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Law and Breakers in the Night
Dallas
Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight...
[smiles]
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A Question About Last Night's Encounter
Mike Lane
How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?
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Channing Tatum Portrays Mike in Magic Mike
Taglines
CHANNING TATUM is MIKE
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Counting Savings in Ones and Fives
Mike
I have, like, $13,000 saved.
Paige
Wow. That's a lot of ones.
Mike
There are some fives in there.
Paige
Oh, ok. No twenties?
Mike
Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.
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Introduction of Magic Mike on stage
Dallas
Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!
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