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Frustration Expressed Through Strong Language
Patrick Chandler
Fuck my fucking ass.
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Confronting Past Words and Emotions
Randi
I said a lot of terrible things to you.
Lee
No...
Randi
But I... I know you never... Maybe you don't wanna talk to me.
Lee
It's not that...
Randi
Let... let me finish. However... My heart was broken - cause it's always gonna be broken, and I know yours is broken, too - but I don't have to carry it. I said things that... I should fuckin burn in hell for what I said to you.
Lee
No. No-no. No, no, no-no-no. Randi, no.
Randi
I'm just sorry.
Lee
It's... it's... I... I can't expl... I can't...
Randi
I love you! Maybe I shouldn't say that.
Lee
No, you can say that. I'm sorry, I've gotta go.
Randi
I just... We couldn't have lunch?
Lee
I'm really sorry, I don't think so, but thank you for saying everything. It's just said...
Randi
You can't just die!
Lee
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. And I'm... I... I want you to be happy, and I'm...
Randi
Honey... I see you walking around here, and I just wanna tell you...
Lee
I would want to talk... I would want to talk to you, Randi. Please, I-I-I... I'm... I'm...
Randi
Lee, Lee, you've gotta... gotta know what... Okay, I don't wanna torture you.
Lee
This is not... You're not... You're not torturing me.
Randi
I just wanna tell you... that I was wrong.
Lee
No. No. Nope. You don't understand, there's nothin'... there's nothin there. There's nothin there.
Randi
That's not true. That's not true.
Lee
You don't understand.
Randi
Yes, I do.
Lee
You don't see it. And I don't know what to s... I know you understand me. I-I-I gotta go. Sorry.
Randi
I'm sorry.
[after he walks away]
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Sharks and Distractions in a Conversation
Lee
You know, I've seen a school of sharks tear a boat to pieces like it was made of cardboard because some kid threw a band-aid in the water.
Patrick
Oh, yeah...
Lee
Yeah, he did! Sometimes the only way to keep them off is to throw the kid directly in the ocean to distract them!
Patrick
Shut up. Sharks don't even swim in schools!
Lee
Huh? He says sharks don't swim in schools. Smart kid.
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Confrontation Over Parenting Choices
Manchester Pedestrian
Great parenting.
Lee
Fuck you! Mind your fucking business, fucking asshole!
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Confrontation and Choice in Crisis
Patrick Chandler
Who you gonna shoot, you or me?
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Teenage Relationships and Boundaries Explored
Lee
Do you actually have sex with these girls?
Patrick
Well, we don't just play computer games.
Lee
With both of them?
Patrick
Well with Sandy's mom here it's sort of strictly just basement business.
Lee
What does that mean?
Patrick
It means I'm workin on it.
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Struggles with Communication in Relationships
Patrick
You were a tremendous help.
Lee
I didn't ask to sit down there.
Patrick
You can't make small talk like every other grown-up in the world?
Lee
No.
Patrick
You can't talk about boring bullshit for half an hour? "Hey, how about those interest rates?" "Hey, I lost my Triple A card." Like everybody else?
Lee
No, sorry.
Patrick
You're a fucking asshole.
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Questioning Uncle Lee's Stability
Patrick Chandler
Uncle Lee, are you fundamentally unsound?
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Exploring Shared Beliefs in Conversations
Lee
What was that guy like?
Patrick
He was very Christian?
Lee
You know we're Christian too. Right?
Patrick
Yes, I know that.
Patrick
Yes, I am aware of that.
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Injured Hand Sparks Curious Conversation
Patrick
What happened to your hand?
Lee
I cut it.
Patrick
Oh, thanks. For a minute there, I didn't know what happened.
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Facing Unfamiliar Triggers in Everyday Life
Lee Chandler
And if you're gonna freak out every time that you see a frozen chicken, I think we should go to the hospital. I don't know anything about this.
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Perception of reality in a crisis moment
Suzy
Daddy?
Lee
Yes, honey.
Suzy
Can't you see we're burning?
Lee
No, honey. You're not burning.
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The Nature of Diseases Discussed
Dr. Bethany
But it's not a good disease.
Joe
What is a good disease?
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