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Marmaduke's Thoughts on Grass and Privacy
Marmaduke
This grass is so green! And this by far, the nicest bathroom I've ever had. Speaking of which, little privacy, please.
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A Playful Take on Rainy Weather
Guiseppe
It's raining cats and us!
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Carlos' Recommendation for Guacamole
Carlos
Hola. I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite.
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Marmaduke's Unexpected Encounter with a Bee
Marmaduke
Now that is a pretty good-- BEE!!!! AHH!!! A BEE! GET OFF OF ME NOW!!!!!
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Marmaduke's Enthusiasm for Hot Cheese
Marmaduke
Hot cheese!
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A Character's Expression of Self-Recognition
Marmaduke
Oh, Marmaduke.
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Marmaduke's Lullaby for Sleeping Humans
Marmaduke
♪ Lullaby, lullaby. All the humans are sleeping. ♪
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Carlos expresses strong disapproval
Carlos
No, no, no!
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A Playful Request from Carlos
Carlos
Ladies, please. Meow!
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Marmaduke's Reaction to the Stereo
Marmaduke
No, not the stereo!
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Introducing Marmaduke and the Gang
Marmaduke
I'm Marmaduke, by the way.
Mazie
Yikes. Immediately moving on... Meet the gang. The egghead here is Raisin.
Raisin
Marmaduke". A unique synthesis of Marma, the scientific name for the jumping spider family...
Giuseppe
Oh, oh! I hate spiders!
Raisin
...and the Duke of Marlborough, a seventeenth-century English statesman.
Mazie
And the ultra-confident Chinese Crested over here is Giuseppe.
Giuseppe
Before you ask, yes, I'm a real dog. No, I'm not a chew dog. And I just get a little nervous sometimes because we live in California. This is the land of the Puma!
Raisin
There are no pumas in Southern California.
Giuseppe
Pumas! They come out of nowhere.
[whispering]
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A Suggestion for a Wild Adventure
Guiseppe
Or, we can just go to the zoo and jump into the puma cage!
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Unexpected Pumas Appear Suddenly
Guiseppe
PUMAS! They come out of nowhere.
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Unexpected Reaction to a Shocking Event
Carlos
I was so shocked, I hacked that thing up!
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Bosco Addresses Others with Dismissive Greeting
Bosco
Hello, losers.
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Challenges of Fitting In and Breaking Barriers
Carlos
Breaking into new cliques is tough, and breaking into birdcages is even tougher.
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Claiming Ownership and Defiance
Barbara
It's mine! Whoa! You can't have it!
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Debbie's Frustration with Phil
Debbie
Phil, stop it!
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Seeking Freedom and Identity
Carlos
Hey, let me out of here! ]! Oh, yeah, I am.
[[The Elephant Man (film)#John Merrick|I am ''NOT'' an animal; beat]
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Marmaduke's Seaweed Dilemma
Marmaduke
Get this seaweed off me! It burns!
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Bosco's Humorous Observation of Size and Energy
Bosco
What a gargantuan spaz!
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Bosco's Threat of Sweet Revenge
Bosco
Fine, have it your way, losers. I remember this. Payback's going to be a... BEE! BEE!! Ahhhh!!!!
[latest words]
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Phil's Exclamation About Marmaduke
Phil
Marmaduke!
[repeated line]
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Ejector Seat: A Reliable Solution
Marmaduke
Ejector seat. Never fails.
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Challenges of Being a Large Teenage Dog
Marmaduke
Try being a 200 pound teenage dog with a radar dish wrapped around your neck. Oh yeah. That will make me real popular.
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Marmaduke's Frustration with a Bee
Marmaduke
BEE! I can't see! BEE!!
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Bosco's Warning to Marmaduke
Bosco
See you later when there's not enough girls around to save you, mutt.
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Friendship Between a Dog and a Cat
Carlos
Take it easy, man! A waffles to be savored, not inhaled!
[with Spanish accent]
Marmaduke
Hey this is my step-bro, Carlos by the way. Say hey, Carlos.
Carlos
Hey, Carlos.
Marmaduke
He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's basically my only friend.
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Claiming Ownership in a Dispute
Barbara
It's mine!
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Bosco's Observation About Marmaduke's Identity
Bosco
Look at the tail. Turns out he lives here with Marmaduke. Or is it Marmafake?
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