Introducing Marmaduke and the Gang
Marmaduke:
I'm Marmaduke, by the way.
Mazie:
Yikes. Immediately moving on... Meet the gang. The egghead here is Raisin.
Raisin:
Marmaduke". A unique synthesis of Marma, the scientific name for the jumping spider family...
Giuseppe:
Oh, oh! I hate spiders!
Raisin:
...and the Duke of Marlborough, a seventeenth-century English statesman.
Mazie:
And the ultra-confident Chinese Crested over here is Giuseppe.
Giuseppe:
Before you ask, yes, I'm a real dog. No, I'm not a chew dog. And I just get a little nervous sometimes because we live in California. This is the land of the Puma!
Raisin:
There are no pumas in Southern California.
Giuseppe: [whispering]
Pumas! They come out of nowhere.
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Marmaduke's Unexpected Encounter with a Bee
Marmaduke:
Now that is a pretty good-- BEE!!!! AHH!!! A BEE! GET OFF OF ME NOW!!!!!
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Claiming Ownership in a Dispute
Barbara:
It's mine!
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Friendship Between a Dog and a Cat
Carlos: [with Spanish accent]
Take it easy, man! A waffles to be savored, not inhaled!
Marmaduke:
Hey this is my step-bro, Carlos by the way. Say hey, Carlos.
Carlos:
Hey, Carlos.
Marmaduke:
He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's basically my only friend.
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Phil's Exclamation About Marmaduke
Phil: [repeated line]
Marmaduke!
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Debbie's Frustration with Phil
Debbie:
Phil, stop it!
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Claiming Ownership and Defiance
Barbara:
It's mine! Whoa! You can't have it!
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Bosco's Observation About Marmaduke's Identity
Bosco:
Look at the tail. Turns out he lives here with Marmaduke. Or is it Marmafake?
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Bosco Addresses Others with Dismissive Greeting
Bosco:
Hello, losers.
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Bosco's Warning to Marmaduke
Bosco:
See you later when there's not enough girls around to save you, mutt.
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Bosco's Humorous Observation of Size and Energy
Bosco:
What a gargantuan spaz!
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Bosco's Threat of Sweet Revenge
Bosco: [latest words]
Fine, have it your way, losers. I remember this. Payback's going to be a... BEE! BEE!! Ahhhh!!!!
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A Suggestion for a Wild Adventure
Guiseppe:
Or, we can just go to the zoo and jump into the puma cage!
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A Playful Take on Rainy Weather
Guiseppe:
It's raining cats and us!
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Unexpected Pumas Appear Suddenly
Guiseppe:
PUMAS! They come out of nowhere.
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Carlos expresses strong disapproval
Carlos:
No, no, no!
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Unexpected Reaction to a Shocking Event
Carlos:
I was so shocked, I hacked that thing up!
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A Playful Request from Carlos
Carlos:
Ladies, please. Meow!
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Carlos' Recommendation for Guacamole
Carlos:
Hola. I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite.
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Challenges of Fitting In and Breaking Barriers
Carlos:
Breaking into new cliques is tough, and breaking into birdcages is even tougher.
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Seeking Freedom and Identity
Carlos: [[The Elephant Man (film)#John Merrick|I am ''NOT'' an animal; beat]
Hey, let me out of here! ]! Oh, yeah, I am.
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A Character's Expression of Self-Recognition
Marmaduke:
Oh, Marmaduke.
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Marmaduke's Reaction to the Stereo
Marmaduke:
No, not the stereo!
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Marmaduke's Seaweed Dilemma
Marmaduke:
Get this seaweed off me! It burns!
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Marmaduke's Thoughts on Grass and Privacy
Marmaduke:
This grass is so green! And this by far, the nicest bathroom I've ever had. Speaking of which, little privacy, please.
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Marmaduke's Lullaby for Sleeping Humans
Marmaduke:
♪ Lullaby, lullaby. All the humans are sleeping. ♪
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Ejector Seat: A Reliable Solution
Marmaduke:
Ejector seat. Never fails.
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Challenges of Being a Large Teenage Dog
Marmaduke:
Try being a 200 pound teenage dog with a radar dish wrapped around your neck. Oh yeah. That will make me real popular.
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Marmaduke's Enthusiasm for Hot Cheese
Marmaduke:
Hot cheese!
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Marmaduke's Frustration with a Bee
Marmaduke:
BEE! I can't see! BEE!!
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