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Effort Acknowledged in Display Creation
Troy McGinty
Keeble, I worked really hard on that display.
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Countdown to Superintendent Knebworth's Visit
Principal Jindrake
And let me just remind the citizens of Curtis Junior High that we are now T-minus...several hours until the Superintendent Knebworth visit. That is all. Thank you.
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Invitation to Connect in Chicago
Max Keeble
If you're ever in the windy city, look me up.
[To Ms. Dingman; Kisses her hand]
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Anticipating a Challenging Year Ahead
Troy McGinty
It's gonna be a long year for you, slim. I'm gonna pound you every day, and all thanks to your good friend, Keeble. Catch ya round, huh?
[''To Robe'']
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Principal Jindrake's Decision on the Shelter
Principal Jindrake
I'm closing down the shelter, silly boy!
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Megan Asks About Max's Bassoon
Megan
Max...where's your Bassoon?
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Principal's Firm Stance on Goat Incident
Principal Jindrake
I don't care what you want me to do. The smelly goat will never get my car! Ever!
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Principal Jindrake Announces Extracurricular Suspension
Principal Jindrake
Because of yesterday's crimes against the school, instigated by your former classmate, Max Keeble, the following extracurricular activities are now suspended: Art! Music! P.E.! FUN!! Suspended! Discontinued!! DEFUNCT!!
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Standing Up Against Bullying and Injustice
Robe
No more being pushed around! No more being stepped on on! No more...Mr. Not...Nice guy!
[''To McGinty and Dobbs'']
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Empowerment Through Courage and Defiance
Max Keeble
If you rise up and show that you're not afraid...those people...will no longer have control over your lives.
[To his father]
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Megan's Dilemma About Money and Control
Megan
Dobbs says I have to give him all my money... forever.
[''To Robe in class''; ''Irritable sigh'']
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Greeting a Unique Individual
Troy McGinty
Hello, freak!
[''To Robe'']
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Facing Relentless Threats at School
Robe
McGinty says he's gonna pound me every day for the rest of my life.
[''To Megan in class'']
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Excitement Over a Can
Robe
Sweet! A can!
[''Sees a Coca Cola can rolling on the bus floor'']
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Principal Jindrake's Policy Upgrade Announcement
Principal Jindrake
This Thursday, Superintendent Knebworth will be here to inspect the school. And so I am upgrading my policy of zero tolerance to one of...sub-zero tolerance, which is more than zero.
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Principal Jindrake's Mandatory Assembly Announcement
Principal Jindrake
And now, an announcement from your principal. This is Principal Jindrake. All students will report to the assembly hall during third period for a special presentation. Attendance is mandatory. All must attend. Not attending is prohibited. That is all. Thank you.
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Loss of Sensation in Fingers
Robe
I can't feel my fingers.
[''Looks at his fingers'']
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Principal Jindrake's Warning to Max Keeble
Principal Jindrake
I've got my eye on you, Max Keeble. You're on my list.
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Critique of Junior High Experience
Megan
This is a bad Junior High! I can't believed McGinty did that to you!
[''To garbage covered Max'']
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Principal's Warning of Consequences
Principal Jindrake
Who?! WHO STARTED THIS?! If the culprit does not step forward THIS INSTANT, SWIFT and HORRIBLE RETRIBUTION awaits EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!
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Max Keeble Takes a Stand for Friends
Max Keeble
Attention, students, this is Max Keeble speaking. First, I'd like to say to my friends, Megan and Robe, that I, I know that I acted like a jerk, and I'm sorry for ever getting you involved in this. I screwed up, but you guys are my best friends, and that's forever. I don't know what else to say, but I'm sorry. Probably doesn't matter to you anymore, but I'm not moving. KEEBLE!] And McGinty and Dobbs. It's me you want, so leave my friends alone. I may have run before, but I am all through running now. You want me, I'll be at the parking lot, 3:00.
[On the School TV; Jindrake is walking through the halls; Jindrake stops and backs up to see the TV; '''Jindrake:''' [Notices Max on the TV and runs to the office]
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Questioning Plausible Deniability in Conversation
Robe
Plausable Deniability...yeah, did you just make that up?
[''To Max'']
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Intelligence Recognized in a School Setting
Principal Jindrake
You're a smart little boy... but so am I.
[''To Max''; ''leans forward'']
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Defining Criminality in Max Keeble's Perspective
Max Keeble
I'm not a criminal. People who do crimes are criminals, like you.
['''Jindrake:''' You've acted like a criminal, so I'm going to treat you like a criminal.; Jindrake points model cannon at Max]
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Anticipating the Inevitable Consequence
Troy McGinty
Told you it was gonna happen sooner or later, didn't I? Yes, I did! Yes, I did!
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Principal Jindrake's Lesson on Mischief
Principal Jindrake
You may be under the impression that I encourage horseplay and malarky. I don't encourage it. I ex-courage it. It means the opposite of encourage. Look it up. And so, young man, remember, study rhymes with buddy. Scram.
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Introducing the New Football Stadium
Principal Jindrake
And now, without any further ado...what's that I hear? The pitter-patter of little feet? Allow me to introduce to you the newest addition to the Curtis Junior High School Cottontails! Three foreign exchange students from Eastern Europe and their names are...unimportant because they're here to lead us to gridiron glory! Why, all they need is a place to play! Students, I give you your new football stadium!
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Principal Jindrake's Enthusiastic Entrance
Principal Jindrake
Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Jinny!
[''like Jack Torrance'']
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Severe Punishment Named After Max Keeble
Principal Jindrake
I'm going to come up with a punishment to you that is so severe that future generations will refer to it as...The Keeble.
[''To Max'']
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Principal Jindrake's Warning Against Happiness
Principal Jindrake
Oh, stop smiling! This isn't a Happy Place!
[''To a young boy in the hallway''; ''Knocks the boy's books to the ground'']
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