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Misunderstanding Among Friends in Madagascar
Melman
Cannibals!
[gasps]
King Julien
Cannibals?! Where?!
Marty
Julien!
King Julien
It's just the freaks.
[groans]
Maurice
Oy vey.
King Julien
Maurice, I thought they left already. I hope we're still charging them rent. Mort, stop drumming already!
Mort
Sorry.
[giggles]
King Julien
False alarm, everyone! Back into hiding. It was just a cruel hoax.
[to the Lemurs]
Alex
Hoax?! What kind of sick joke is this, huh?!
Maurice
Sorry. We thought you were the Marauding Red Night Goblin.
[clicks his teeth]
Alex
The Marauding Red What-ing?
King Julien
Maurice. Every year on the 24th of Julianuary...
[snaps his fingers]
Alex
Julianuary?
Maurice
It's a festive holiday named after His Majesty.
King Julien
It starts with a red glow, then the air fills with the Goblin's horrible, mocking laughter, then he pelts us with hundreds of BLACK ROCKS!
Willie
Red Night Goblin! The Red Night Goblin's coming!
King Julien
Okay, I get it. It's picking-on-the-King day. Very funny. You can stop now, Mort. I know it's you back there. Red Night Goblin!
[Santa Claus laughter echoes from the sky but Mort gasps with his heart pounding and he points at Santa Claus; laughs; screams]
Alex
He's real!
[Gloria screams]
Melman
What's happening?
[Alex, Marty, and Gloria hides on trenches]
King Julien
Here, Julien. Hide the women and precious metals! Load the shooting thingies! Fire on the Goblin! Lemurs down. You, you... Take their places.
[the Lemurs pulls the palm trees at Santa Claus but they got hit by coal; to the Lemurs]
Lemurs
Aye, aye!
[saluting; they got hit by coal]
King Julien
THAT'S IT! I SURRENDER!
Melman
We're gonna die!
Gloria
Alex, do something!
Alex
All right, all right, all right. You're going down, RED NIGHT MARAUDING GOBLIN GUY!
[sees the lemur pulls off the peg and knocked out by coal and he needs to be brave and runs to the peg and jumps but he sees Mort flying; the rocks flies to Santa Claus and hits him]
King Julien
I did it, everybody! I did it!
[laughs; the Lemurs cheers]
King Julien
Everyone after the Goblin. Don't let him get away.
[to the Lemurs]
Marty
Candy canes?
Gloria
Presents?
Melman
These rocks taste like coal.
[He licks a coal and spits]
Alex
Hang on a minute.
Marty
Alex, I think you just shot down...
King Julien
Who's laughing now, Red Night Goblin? I am, that's who.
[laughs]
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