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Nacho Libre Quotes

"He's nacho average hero."

PG 2006 · 1h 32m
65
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65
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30 quotes
A Moment of Strength and Recognition
Ignacio/Nacho Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?
Embracing Personal Destiny and Future Triumph
Ignacio/Nacho I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.
Feeling Down in the Moment
Ignacio/Nacho It sucks to be me right now!
Borrowing Sweat for a Cause
Ignacio/Nacho Pssssst Chancho... I need to borrow some sweatssss. Chancho: are you leaving us? Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweatssss.
The Aroma of Cookies
Ignacio/Nacho I smell cookies.
[robe catches fire]
A humorous expression of disapproval
Ignacio/Nacho You are crasssssy!
Nacho's Enthusiastic Exclamation
Ignacio/Nacho Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Reflection on a Life Well Lived
Ignacio/Nacho This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden,...and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.
Getting to the Point
Ignacio/Nacho So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty
Wrestling Ethics According to the Bible
Ignacio/Nacho I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.
Commentary on Cowardice Among Peers
Ignacio/Nacho Those guys were a couple a woosies eh.
[While taking a dump]
Struggles of Love and Sacrifice
Ignacio/Nacho When the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone. Something good inside of me, helps me to carry on. I ate somes bugs, I ate some grass. I used my hand, to wipe my tears. To kiss your mouth, I'd break my vow. No, no, no, no, no, no, way Jose. Unless you want to then, we break our vows together! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn!
[singing; diddle-diddle-dee, diddle-diddle-dee]
Faith and Determination in the Ring
Ignacio/Nacho Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.
Seeking Guidance from the Best Wrestler
Ignacio/Nacho I need professional help. I need Ramses!. He's the baist. I must learn his hwaaaays.
Corn Removal Request
Ignacio/Nacho Get that corn outta my face!
Appreciating the Delight of Today
Ignacio/Nacho Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.
[To a boy who doesn't want to eat his food]
Ignacio's Confidence in His Knowledge of Faith
Ignacio/Nacho They don't think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I dooo. Okay?
Embracing Fun with Stretchy Pants
Ignacio/Nacho Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun.
The Essence of Identity and Humanity
Ignacio/Nacho Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus.
Regret and Frustration in Nacho Libre
Ignacio/Nacho I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?
Questioning Personal Responsibilities and Duties
Ignacio/Nacho Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy... duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!
Desire for Glory and Recognition
Ignacio/Nacho Don't you want a little taste of the glory! See what it tastes like!
Embracing Solitude and Independence
Ignacio/Nacho I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It's fantastic.
Nacho's Request to Release His Blouse
Ignacio/Nacho Eh. Let go my blouse.
[To a security guard, when he grabs Nacho's new shirt, at a party]
The Power of Anaconda Squeeze
Ignacio/Nacho Anaconda Squeeze!
Honesty from Ignacio in Nacho Libre
Ignacio/Nacho Well to tell you the truth.
Attending a Lucha Libre Wrestling Match
Ignacio/Nacho I went to a wrestling match. Lucha Libre.
Saving Corn for Later
Ignacio/Nacho Save me a piece of that corn for later.
[To some spectators at his first wrestling match]
A Simple Affirmation of Life's Goodness
Ignacio/Nacho My life is good. Really good.
Appreciation for a Cow
Ignacio/Nacho I like your cow.