Neighborhood Conflict Unfolds
Taglines:
The battle for the street begins.
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Family and Fraternity Clash in Neighbors
Taglines:
Family vs. frat
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Perspectives on Family Dynamics and Humor
Pete:
Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy:
My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
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Priorities in Friendship and Relationships
Pete:
Bros before hoes.
Pete:
Junk before trunk.
Teddy:
Balls before dolls.
Pete:
Padres before I sleep with two madres.
Teddy: [[Brad Pitt]
] before Grab Glit.
Pete:
These nuts before skinny sluts.
Teddy:
Masturbate before ask her to date.
Pete:
Beef stew before watching The View.
Teddy: [[One Direction]
Male erection before ].
Pete:
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie.
Teddy:
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Pete:
Man purses before regular purses.
Teddy:
Sports before genital warts.
Pete: [[Aladdin (1992 Disney film)|Aladdin]
John Madden before Jasmine from ].
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Misunderstandings About Sleep and Consent
Pete:
He put his dick in your mouth while you were asleep!
Assjuice:
I wasn't asleep.
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Character's Perception of Appearance
Jimmy Blevins: [after Assjuice puts the glasses on; [J.J. Abrams]
He looks like ]. He look good. He looks okay.
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