6 quotes
Misunderstandings About Sleep and Consent
Pete
He put his dick in your mouth while you were asleep!
Assjuice
I wasn't asleep.
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Character's Perception of Appearance
Jimmy Blevins
He looks like ]. He look good. He looks okay.
[after Assjuice puts the glasses on; [J.J. Abrams]
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Family and Fraternity Clash in Neighbors
Taglines
Family vs. frat
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Perspectives on Family Dynamics and Humor
Pete
Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy
My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
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Priorities in Friendship and Relationships
Pete
Bros before hoes.
Pete
Junk before trunk.
Teddy
Balls before dolls.
Pete
Padres before I sleep with two madres.
Teddy
] before Grab Glit.
[[Brad Pitt]
Pete
These nuts before skinny sluts.
Teddy
Masturbate before ask her to date.
Pete
Beef stew before watching The View.
Teddy
Male erection before ].
[[One Direction]
Pete
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie.
Teddy
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Pete
Man purses before regular purses.
Teddy
Sports before genital warts.
Pete
John Madden before Jasmine from ].
[[Aladdin (1992 Disney film)|Aladdin]
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Neighborhood Conflict Unfolds
Taglines
The battle for the street begins.
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