Night Shift Quotes

Belinda Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?

Bill I caught an updraft.

Chuck Are you OK?

Bill Yeah, I'm alright, don't worry, I'm alright, fortunately the ground broke my fall.

Bill Blazejowski I wash my hands and my feet of you!

Bill Blazejowski Wanna know why I carry this tape recorder? To tape things. See, I'm an idea man, Chuck. I got ideas coming at me all day... I couldn't even fight em off if I wanted. Wait a second... hold the phone! Hold the phone! Idea to eliminate garbage. Edible paper. You eat it, it's gone! You eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!

Bill Blazejowski We'll call ourselves Love Brokers.

Bill Blazejowski What if you mix...mayonnaise right in the can with the tuna fish? Hold it! Hold it! Wait a minute! Chuck! Take live tuna fish...and feed them mayonnaise. Oh this is good. Call StarKist.

Bill Blazejowski What's our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are supposed to do?

Bill Blazejowski What are we really talking about here? Huh? What's the essence of what we're talking about? Spell it out for you if I have to. PROSTITUTION! Prostitution. Yeah, we can say it. We're big kids now, right? You know a lot of times it'll help you to understand a word if you break it down, so let’s do that now, shall we? PROS... it doesn't mean anything. Forget about that... TIT, I think we all know what that means. TU, kay two tit and TION, of course, from the Latin to shun... to say no, uh-uh, thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really, so let's get rid of that.

Bill Chuck, come on - it looks bad in front of the other guys!

Chuck So what am I running for, cell president?

Bill No!... they have that?

Taglines Together they are going to make the day pay off... all night long!

Bill You tellin me to shut up?

Chuck I'm telling you to shut up! I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget!

Chuck Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!

Chuck Oh my God. Did you fall down? Did somebody hit you?

Belinda Other way round. Somebody hit me and then I fell down.

Taglines Ever since two enterprising young men turned the City Morgue into a swinging business, people have been dying to get in.

Chuck As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.

Bill Is this a great country, or what?

Bill Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?

Chuck Fiancée.

Bill Nice frame!

Taglines The oldest profession in a new-look comedy.

Chuck Lumley Name of the deceased... something Polish?

Leonard Oh, that ]. What an actor.

Chuck I used to be an investment counselor.

Bill Yeah? What's that?

Chuck It's like a stockbroker.

Bill So what're you doing babysitting stiffs? What were you... drinker? Big drinker?

Chuck No!

Bill Doper! Toothead! Nose candy! Coke!

Taglines It makes the day seem dead.

Bill Blazejowski So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash n dries... did I tell you I had the idea for them first?