7 quotes
A Life of Freedom and Its Ironies
Doyle
If I'd gotten married, I wouldn't be where I am now.
Spats
In a tavern?
Doyle
Free! Living like a king!
Spats
You live at the Y.
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Compliments and Critiques on a Dress
Rose
Oh, that's a lovely dress you wearing.
Danny
Isn't it?
Theresa
Oh, thank you!
Rose
Even though it is a little big on top.
Danny
Ma!
Rose
Well, it is, you said so yourself.
Danny
Ma!
Theresa
No, no that's a problem I have, I'm not really that endowed on top.
Danny
No, no, no, no, no.
Rose
You're built like a thirteen year old boy.
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Awkward Confessions in a Social Setting
Danny
Yeah! Oh... sorry... but I just got lucky in there with a girl. Not in that way... she does everybody in there... not in that way. But she probably did that guy there... I gotta go.
[Danny has just scored a date with Theresa and runs into some funeral attendees; funeral attendees look shocked]
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Meeting Plans and Family Dynamics
Danny
I'll pick you up at seven. Where do you live?
Theresa
Here.
Danny
With the stiffs?
Theresa
Um, my father and I have an apartment upstairs.
Danny
Oh! Yeah, sure! That's uh... convenient.
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Cultural Differences in Romantic Pursuit
Nick Acropolis
Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers?
Rose
I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks.
Nick Acropolis
You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers.
Rose
And Greek men never bathe.
Nick Acropolis
I bathe twice a day! Three times! When I do my sit-ups. Feel that stomach. Hard like an eighteen-year-old's. Come on, feel it!
Rose
I'm not feeling anything of yours.
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The Benefits of Being a Cop
Daniel "Danny" Muldoon
Sometimes it's good to be a cop.
[repeated line]
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A Memorable Anecdote About Beliefs and Friendship
Rose
I had a ] friend once. She was incredibly stupid...
[[w:Polack|Polack]
Danny
Don't do this, Ma.
Rose
...Julie Kapowski. She was the stupidest woman that I ever knew. She believed that black cows... ...black cows squirted chocolate milk!
[laughs]
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