Over the Hedge Quotes

Hammy Scary clown.

Ozzie and Heather No! Ring-tailed charlatan!

Hammy Take us home! TAKE US TO THE LOG!

Hammy But I like the cookie.

Vincent You don't have a family.

RJ You feel that buzz in the back of your skull? That's called sugar rush. It's what keeps the humans going. It's why they don't hibernate.

Verne Okay, this is great. Granted, it takes some time to chew. But that... That was very satisfying. And, by the way, lots of fiber in there too. Mmm! Lots.

Hammy A weed hacker, Verne! A WEED HACKER!

Hammy I found my nuts!

RJ Hey, Vincent! You were right. With a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough!

Lou and Penny Shape up there.

Hammy I am a crazy rabid squirrel! I want my cookies! I'M RABID! I'm foaming at the mouth! I'm foaming! Very scary rabid squirrel! RABIES!!!]

RJ That's just a human being. And they are just as scared of us as we are of them.

RJ ...And there they are. America's most coveted cookies. Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener-Neeners and Smackeroons! And guess what?! They're all yours! Whoa, Hamilton! Hold on there, fella. I love your energy, but you just can't take them.

RJ Verne, believe me, you should not be jealous of me. You got a good thing here. You're trying to do what's best for your family. And I think you're what's best for them now.

Stella That's just the sound of my heart. Can't you hear it?

Verne Can we just get the food and go? Really, do they have it, or not?

RJ Hey, everybody! This way to the food!

RJ Animals are in the house.

Verne Just for the record, if you had told us that all that food you were trying to get was to pay back an angry bear (like Vincent), we would have given it to you. Yeah, that's what families do. They look out for each other.

RJ That is what gets the humans out of bed in the morning.

RJ Humans ride around in it because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.

Vincent Moon's full, RJ. See you in the morning.

RJ That was great! You, my friend, are a natural. Or should I say, "au naturel.

Hammy I'm not stupid.

Verne You're the devil.

Ozzie and Heather I learned best, Dad. That's my girl. Rosebud.

Verne I shouldn't have taken all that food. I was just trying to return things to the way they were, that's all. I was just being cautious. Cause that's what I am. I'm naturally tentative. There's even places in my shell I haven't been. You, on the other hand, you're like... cool. And crazy and fearless. I think they're right. I think I'm just jealous.

Tiger My father.... he had an exceptionally flat face. It was so beautiful, he could barely breathe!

RJ They've always got food with them. We eat to live, these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about. The human mouth is called a "pie hole". The human being is called a "couch potato". That is a device to summon food. That is one of the many voices of food. That is the portal for the passing of food. That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive the food, they wear the food! That gets the food hot! That keeps the food cold! That...I'm not sure what that is. Well, what do you know? Food! That is the altar where they worship food. That's what they eat when they've eaten too much food. That gets rid of the guilt so they can eat more food! Food, food, food, food, FOOD! So, you think they have enough? Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming, silver cans just for us. Dig in!