30 quotes
Unexpected Arrival of a Spaceship
Lem
Mom, Dad! There is a ship in the--
[After Chuck's landing; sees Chuck]
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Frustration Over Job Loss and Despair
Lem
Oh, great! Just great! Fired! Say, why don't you harvest my organs, and GET IT OVER WITH!!
[After getting fired; Slams door]
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Acceptance of Fate and Gratitude
Chuck
Kid, I'm going down, anyway. There's no need for you to come with me. Thanks... for everything.
[To Lem, while after pretending to release him from his control]
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Urgent Escape from Danger
Lem
We got to get out of here, now!
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Chuck's Astronaut Encounter at Planet 51
Chuck
Let the doctor handle this. Ladies, who wants to meet an astronaut? Ladies, one at a time! I'm on ].
[In a room with elderly women holding a tea party; to Lem; Clears throat; Ladies throws cups at him; [Facebook]
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Urgent Call to Action
Chuck
We better RUN!!
[A tank pointing at him and Lem]
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A Choice Between Two Characters
Lem
Neera, you have to choose. It's either me or Glar. Oh, Lem, There is no question. It's you, of course.
[Mimicking Neera]
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Visions of a Future Family Life
Lem
Hey, I can see my whole life! A house, a car, two kids, they'll grow up and have kids. They'll come home to visit on holidays.
[After getting his job]
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Anticipating Future Fun on Planet 51
Chuck
You're a great planet and your 50s are fine, but gimme a call when you get to the 60s… cause that's gonna be fun!
[Last line]
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Character Exclaims Name in Excitement
Lem
SKIFF!!!!!!!
[Sees Chuck on TV, quoting Darth Vader]
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Embracing the Unknown as a New Beginning
Lem
I know what you are afraid of... and it is not Chuck. It's not monsters or, or aliens. it's the unknown. I spent my whole life running from it. And I think, maybe, you have, too. But, I'm telling you. The unknown isn't something to be afraid of. It can be your best friend. And just when you think that it means the end of everything you know, it's really... just the beginning.
[To Grawl]
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Embracing the Freedom to Breathe
Chuck
I can breathe, I can breathe!
[Taking off his helmet; realizes the air is breathable]
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Unexpected Encounter with a Duck
Chuck
What the...? A duck?
[Steps on a rubber duck; sees Neera and Lem's parents staring at him, and gulps]
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Unwelcome Visitor Offered Basic Hospitality
Lem
Look, I said I will take you to your flying saucer, okay? Well, there it is! Now leave! I'll get you a blanket and a pillow for the night.
[To Chuck as they hide in his bedroom; looks out the window; sighs]
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Chuck Baker's Steps to Romance
Chuck
Why do chicks dig me? Because I'm handsome? Because I'm an astronaut? Yes and yes. But, it's also because of Chuck Baker's three steps to romance: Spot your prey. Make your move. Show no mercy. Hey, baby. I saw you across the bar. Are sparks flying or is this place on fire.
[Giving advice on love; suavely]
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A Day of Frustration for Lem
Lem
Oh, great. This day just keeps getting better and better.
[After Neera rejects him]
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The Vastness of Space Explained
Lem
Space isn't 500 miles. It's not. It's so much bigger than we could imagine. There is billions of galaxies, and each ] has billions of stars! Next to that, our ] is just -- Excuse me.
[To the crowd; [galaxy; [planet; Pause; Leaves the Planetarium]
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Embracing the Wonders of the Universe
Lem
Okay, everyone, everyone, please, listen up. We're not getting eaten, or harvested, or having our brains barbecued. The universe isn't scary. It's really amazing. And don't forget to pick up your planetary yo-yos! We've got one for each of you.
[To a panicked crowd; Crowd stares; picks out a yo-yo and does a trick; crowd cheers]
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Stranded and Concerned for Family's Future
Chuck
But I suppose you could leave me stranded. My wife will have to support the kids. 11. We have eleven kids, always hungry. Yeah, yeah, but hey, they'll get by without a father. The important thing here is for you to avoid a little trouble.
[Thinking of a lie to convince Lem to help]
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Questioning Blame and Responsibility
Chuck
You're not thinking all of this is my fault, right?
[To Grawl after the chain reaction]
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Character's Excitement for a Celebration
Lem
Oh, great. let's just have a party!
[After several knocks on his door]
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Excitement of a New Role
Lem
You are looking at the new Junior Assistant Curator! High four!
[To Skiff and Eckle after the show; Lem and Skiff does a "high four"]
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Frustration with Unwanted Distractions
Lem
Oooh, the cause, man!" I'd like to cause him some ]! I don't want to hear a single bubble. Especially you, Bubbles.
[Watching Neera and Glar walk in the park with a protesting group; mimicking Glar; Normal voice; [PAIN; Hits the telescope, which hits his face; To his three fish; The fish hold it in and one of them fails]
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Unveiling the Universe's Mysteries
Lem
]... a ] of mystery. Well, today, the ] will be unveiled. Thanks to ], we know the universe is nearly 500 miles long, and it contains—you're not going to believe this—over 1,000 ]s.
[During a show at the Planetarium; [Space; [universe; [mystery; [science; [star]
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Unexpected Family Resemblance in Space Adventure
Chuck
Guys! This is so Luke Skywalker! Uh, by the way. You're not brother and sister, right?
[The teens come to rescue him; Noticing Neera standing next to Lem]
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Misunderstanding an Alien's Intentions
Lem
No! You're making a mistake; he's friendly!
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The Vastness of the Universe Explained
Chuck
There's billions of galaxies, and in each ] there's billions of ]. Next to that, kid, our planets are just... dust in the wind.
[About the universe; [galaxy; [stars]
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A Humorous Take on Dinner Choices
Skiff
Totally ridiculous. Brains for dinner? Come on. Brains are for breakfast with cereal and milk. Dinner's organs and eyeballs.
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Disappointment Over Alien Planet Photos
Chuck
Hey! A planet full of aliens, and you sent back pictures of rocks?! Bad boy! Bad boy!
[To Rover]
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Panic and Urgency in a Surprising Situation
Lem
Wh-Wh-What are you looking at?! RUUUUUUN!!
[To soldiers & Kipple as Base 9 is about to blow]
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