Planet 51 (2009) - Quotes

Skiff: Totally ridiculous. Brains for dinner? Come on. Brains are for breakfast with cereal and milk. Dinner's organs and eyeballs.

Chuck: [Last line] You're a great planet and your 50s are fine, but gimme a call when you get to the 60s… cause that's gonna be fun!

Chuck: [The teens come to rescue him; Noticing Neera standing next to Lem] Guys! This is so Luke Skywalker! Uh, by the way. You're not brother and sister, right?

Chuck: [To Grawl after the chain reaction] You're not thinking all of this is my fault, right?

Chuck: [To Lem, while after pretending to release him from his control] Kid, I'm going down, anyway. There's no need for you to come with me. Thanks... for everything.

Chuck: [About the universe; [galaxy; [stars] There's billions of galaxies, and in each ] there's billions of ]. Next to that, kid, our planets are just... dust in the wind.

Chuck: [In a room with elderly women holding a tea party; to Lem; Clears throat; Ladies throws cups at him; [Facebook] Let the doctor handle this. Ladies, who wants to meet an astronaut? Ladies, one at a time! I'm on ].

Chuck: [A tank pointing at him and Lem] We better RUN!!

Chuck: [Giving advice on love; suavely] Why do chicks dig me? Because I'm handsome? Because I'm an astronaut? Yes and yes. But, it's also because of Chuck Baker's three steps to romance: Spot your prey. Make your move. Show no mercy. Hey, baby. I saw you across the bar. Are sparks flying or is this place on fire.

Chuck: [To Rover] Hey! A planet full of aliens, and you sent back pictures of rocks?! Bad boy! Bad boy!

Chuck: [Thinking of a lie to convince Lem to help] But I suppose you could leave me stranded. My wife will have to support the kids. 11. We have eleven kids, always hungry. Yeah, yeah, but hey, they'll get by without a father. The important thing here is for you to avoid a little trouble.

Chuck: [Taking off his helmet; realizes the air is breathable] I can breathe, I can breathe!

Chuck: [Steps on a rubber duck; sees Neera and Lem's parents staring at him, and gulps] What the...? A duck?

Lem: [To soldiers & Kipple as Base 9 is about to blow] Wh-Wh-What are you looking at?! RUUUUUUN!!

Lem: [To Grawl] I know what you are afraid of... and it is not Chuck. It's not monsters or, or aliens. it's the unknown. I spent my whole life running from it. And I think, maybe, you have, too. But, I'm telling you. The unknown isn't something to be afraid of. It can be your best friend. And just when you think that it means the end of everything you know, it's really... just the beginning.

Lem: [To the crowd; [galaxy; [planet; Pause; Leaves the Planetarium] Space isn't 500 miles. It's not. It's so much bigger than we could imagine. There is billions of galaxies, and each ] has billions of stars! Next to that, our ] is just -- Excuse me.

Lem: No! You're making a mistake; he's friendly!

Lem: [After getting fired; Slams door] Oh, great! Just great! Fired! Say, why don't you harvest my organs, and GET IT OVER WITH!!

Lem: We got to get out of here, now!

Lem: [Sees Chuck on TV, quoting Darth Vader] SKIFF!!!!!!!

Lem: [After Neera rejects him] Oh, great. This day just keeps getting better and better.

Lem: [After several knocks on his door] Oh, great. let's just have a party!

Lem: [To Chuck as they hide in his bedroom; looks out the window; sighs] Look, I said I will take you to your flying saucer, okay? Well, there it is! Now leave! I'll get you a blanket and a pillow for the night.

Lem: [Mimicking Neera] Neera, you have to choose. It's either me or Glar. Oh, Lem, There is no question. It's you, of course.

Lem: [After Chuck's landing; sees Chuck] Mom, Dad! There is a ship in the--

Lem: [Watching Neera and Glar walk in the park with a protesting group; mimicking Glar; Normal voice; [PAIN; Hits the telescope, which hits his face; To his three fish; The fish hold it in and one of them fails] Oooh, the cause, man!" I'd like to cause him some ]! I don't want to hear a single bubble. Especially you, Bubbles.

Lem: [After getting his job] Hey, I can see my whole life! A house, a car, two kids, they'll grow up and have kids. They'll come home to visit on holidays.

Lem: [To Skiff and Eckle after the show; Lem and Skiff does a "high four"] You are looking at the new Junior Assistant Curator! High four!

Lem: [To a panicked crowd; Crowd stares; picks out a yo-yo and does a trick; crowd cheers] Okay, everyone, everyone, please, listen up. We're not getting eaten, or harvested, or having our brains barbecued. The universe isn't scary. It's really amazing. And don't forget to pick up your planetary yo-yos! We've got one for each of you.

Lem: [During a show at the Planetarium; [Space; [universe; [mystery; [science; [star] ]... a ] of mystery. Well, today, the ] will be unveiled. Thanks to ], we know the universe is nearly 500 miles long, and it contains—you're not going to believe this—over 1,000 ]s.