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Planet of the Apes Quotes

PG-13 2001 · 2h
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58
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31 quotes
Consequences of Teaching Violence to Apes
Lt. Col. Grace Alexander The others have fled with the children into the mountains. The apes are out of control. One male named Semos, who I raised myself, has taken over the group. He is extremely brutal, violent and very dangerous. We have weapons, but I don't know how much longer we'll last. Maybe I saw the truth when they were young, and I wouldn't admit it! We taught them all too well. They were good students and–
[sounds of very loud ape noises, followed by a scream]
Urgent Call to Action for Cleanup
Limbo All right, get em out and get em clean! Chop chop!
Unrequited Feelings and Ambition Are Revealed
Thade I came to see you.
Ari Oh, how sweet. You've wasted your time.
Thade My feelings haven't changed. I still care about you.
Ari You only care about my father's influence. And your own ambition.
Thade I know about the trouble you caused today. I could have you arrested.
Thade You feel so much for these humans... yet you feel nothing for me.
Stranded on an Uncharted Planet with Apes
Lt. Gen. Karl Vasich We were searching for a pilot lost in an electromagnetic storm. When we got too close, our guidance systems went haywire. We haven't had any communications since we crash-landed. This planet is... uncharted and uninhabited. We're trying to make the best of it. The apes we brought along have been very helpful. They are a lot stronger... and a lot smarter than we ever imagined.
The Challenges of Raising Human Teenagers
Limbo The young ones make wonderful pets! But be sure you get rid of it by puberty. The one thing you don't want in your house is a human teenager.
Critique of Human Culture's Focus on the Physical
Thade Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist.
The Cost of Humanity in Thade's Words
Thade So you want to be human? Then wear their mark!
Betrayal and Disillusionment in Attar's Revelation
Attar Everything I have believed is a lie! You and your family have betrayed us! I won't help you anymore.
The Ethics of Human Treatment
Ari It's disgusting the way we treat humans. Demeans us as much as them.
Flirting with Controversy in a Challenging World
Attar The Senator's daughter flirts with blasphemy.
Humans and Apes: A Unique Encounter
Attar These humans are different. They travel with apes.
Observation of a Significant Encounter
Thade This one looked at me.
Critique of Government Welfare Policies
Nado The government tried that once, and all we got for it was a welfare state that nearly bankrupted us.
Questioning the Humanity of Beasts
Nado Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul.
Identity and Purpose in Unfamiliar Territory
Daena What tribe are you from?
Captain Leo Davidson United States Air Force, and I'm going back.
Understanding the Nature of Power
Attar * Note: This is a reference to a similar popular quote form the ].
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Evolutionary Perspectives on Humanity and Apes
Krull ]! ] are further down the evolutionary ladder... just above humans.
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Human Overpopulation and Ape Decline
Thade The humans infest the provinces. They breed too quickly while we grow too soft in our affluence. Even now, they outnumber us, four to one.
The Consequences of Unconventional Choices
Lieutenant General Karl Vasich Delta Pod, your flight is not authorized!
Captain Leo Davidson I'm going to get my chimp.
Lieutenant General Karl Vasich You bring that thing back here now! Return to base!
Capt. Leo Davidson Never send a monkey to do a man's job.
Confrontation Over Violence Against Humans
Ari Stop it! Who told you, you could throw stones at humans?
Gorilla kid My father
Ari Did he? He's wrong, very wrong. You can tell him for me I said so.
Gorilla kid Human lover!
A Prayer for Peace and Gratitude
Attar We give thanks to you, Semos, for the fruit of the land. Bless us, holy father, who created all apes in his image. Hasten the day when you will return and bring peace to your children. Amen.
Confrontation Between Human and Ape
Attar Take your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!!
Concerns Over Human Disease and Cost
Nado The cost would be prohibitive... although our scientists do tell me these humans carry terrible diseases.
Relaxation Away from City Life
Nado We just returned from our country house.
Sandar How was it?
Nova Boring.
Nado I find it relaxing being away from the bustle of the city.
Nova There was no place to go. Nothing but trees and rocks. All you did was nap.
Nado Exactly. Time away from politics. . . . . .is what I needed. We'd lose ourselves for days in the forest when we were young. Now I can barely climb a tree.
Sandar Trite but true: "Youth is wasted on the young. " Oh, how did I get so old so fast?
Thade Living with your daughter would age any ape quickly.
Sandar You've been a stranger lately.
Thade I apologize for my lateness, senator. I stopped to see my father.
Sandar How's my old friend?
Thade Slipping, I'm afraid. I'd like to see him more, but these are troubled days. The humans infest the provinces.
Ari We encroach upon their habitat. They breed while we grow soft in our affluence.
Thade They outnumber us four to one!
Nova Why can't we simply sterilize them all?
Nado The cost would be prohibitive. Although scientists tell me. . . . . .these humans carry terrible diseases.
Ari How would we know? The army burns the bodies before they're examined. Father?
Sandar At times, perhaps, the senate feels that the army has been. . .. . .a tad extreme.
Thade ] in defense of apes is no vice, senator! Your ideas threaten our prosperity! The human problem can't be solved with money!
[[Extremism]
Nado We tried that once, and all we got was. .. . .a welfare state that nearly broke us.
Nova I think the city has about as much diversity as I can handle.
Ari This garment was made by one of my humans. And can you deny the skill? Obviously, they're capable of a real culture.
Thade Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist.
Attar Bow your heads! We give thanks for the fruit of the land. Bless us, holy father, who created all apes in his image. Hasten the day when you will return and bring peace to your children. Amen.
Apes Amen.
Nado Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul.
Ari Of course they do.
Attar The senator's daughter flirts with ].
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Thade Is there a soul in there? Do you have a towel?
Ari I've lost my appetite.
Critique of Human Intelligence and Preferences
Limbo Humans! Ha! You don't know your right from your left. An inferior species of primates. You don't even know what tastes good!
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Conflict over a captured senator's daughter
Thade When you find them, kill them all. Except for the troublemaker. I want to talk to him before he dies.
Attar Sir, the senator's daughter is with them.
Thade They took her?
Attar She's helping them. I saw her myself.
Thade She had no choice. They threatened her life. I'll report to the ]. They'll beat their chests and ask for my help.
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Attar They are weak without you, sir.
Questioning the Existence of a Soul
Thade Is there a soul in there?
Extremism and Prosperity in the Ape Society
Thade Extremism in defense of apes is no vice, Senator. Your ideas threaten our prosperity. The human problem cannot be solved by simply throwing money at it.
Ari Questions Unfamiliar Words
Ari These "]s"-- What are they? This word is not familiar.
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Handling Humans Requires Proper Precautions
Limbo How many times do I have to tell you? Wear your gloves when you handle humans!
The burdens of parenting across species
Thade Living with your daughter, Senator, would age any ape quickly.