23 quotes
Struggling with Choices and Consequences in Life
Lulu
I need money for a cab. Have you forgotten today's the day for my abortion?
Francine
Lulu, there's a living thing inside of you. Oh Lulu, have the baby. We'll raise it together, We'll get a little bassinet and some Pampers. Oh Lulu, that baby is part of you!
Lulu
It's stealing part of me, you mean! I can feel it like cancer, getting bigger and bigger like the blob! One day it'll rip me open, and it'll be there in my life, ready to rob me of every bit of fun I deserve to have!
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Contraceptives and Communication in Relationships
Sandra
Elmer, I have something to show you! Yes sir-ee, oral contraceptives! They'll suppress my ovulation through hormones!
Elmer
I got something for you, Sandra! I got condoms! Red hot prophylactics, black, your favorite color!
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Exploring Life's Odors and Social Commentary
Dr. Quackenshaw
Through this nose, come some of life's most rewarding sensations, and we plan to share with you some of the most beautiful odors known to mankind. Unfortunately, this same nose is also responsible for bringing us some odors that are rather... repulsive. We have not shied away from this distressing fact. You may experience some odors that will shock you! But the producers of this film believe that today's audiences are mature enough to accept the fact that some things in life just plain stink!
Protester
You bought this house with the profits of porno!
Sister
White honkey! You crazy cracka! What's wrong with these children of today? Don't he know he just hit one of the sisters of the church! I'm sick and tired of what these children are doing!
[''after getting hit in a drive-by brooming''; ''hijacks a bus'']
Footstomper Victim
Some people think this is funny, but I have three broken toes to show for it!
Francine's Mother
Good Lord Francine, don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home?
Principal
It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane and a hazard to the safety of the other students.
Sandra Sullivan
See these rings? Guess who bought them for me! if you want you can look at my clothes. They're the finest of polyester and I didn't pay for them!
Footstomper Witness
I seen it, man, I seen this weird lookin dude run right out and stomp on this honkey lady's feet!
Elmer
Francine Fishpaw lives at 538 Wyman Way. She weighs 300 pounds and is an alcoholic! She eats an entire cake in one sitting. You should see her stretchmarks. Because of her drunkenness, both of her children are delinquents! She's the hairiest woman I've ever laid eyes on!
[''while driving around, speaking into a loudspeaker''; ''laughs maniacally'']
Nun
Prostitutes and devils witches lose their babies! PRAY with us, girls!
Todd Tomorrow
Let me kiss away your DTs, honey!
Lulu
I never wanted to use macramé to kill!
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Feeling Restless and Anxious
Cuddles
I got ants in my pants!
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Frustration with Fashion Designers
Cuddles
God damn these designers.
[''after ripping a garment trying to squeeze into it'']
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Misinterpretation of a date's intention
Cuddles
At first I thought he was walking the dog. Then I realized it was his date.
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Experience the film in ODORAMA
Taglines
Filmed in ODORAMA
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The Power of Scent in Perception
Taglines
Smelling is believing.
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Cuddles Describes a Woman's Background
Cuddles
Oh Heintz, she's straight from the gutter ... a fille de joie!
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Cuddles' Take on Home Aesthetics
Cuddles
This house is just like Architectural Digest, Francine!
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Questioning Strength and Resilience
Francine Fishpaw
Do you think I'm made of steel, Miss Lu-Lu?
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Cuddles' Unfiltered Critique of Sophistication
Cuddles
You're really gauche, madam—a regular little coo-chon. And that means PIG!
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Nostalgic Humor in Polyester's Tagline
Taglines
It'll Blow Your Nose!
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Struggling to Speak in an AA Meeting
Francine
I really don't know what to say.
AA meeting crowd
SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!
Francine
My name is Francine Fishpaw...
AA meeting crowd
AND? AND? AND?
Francine
And I am an alcoholic!
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Misunderstood Grades and a Mother's Disbelief
Francine
Lulu, you have failed every single subject again!
Lulu
Oh no Mom, they changed the grading system! F is for Fantastic!
Francine
You little liar. It's a good thing you're not Pinocchio, your nose would be a mile long!
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Struggles with Optimism and Uncertainty
Francine Fishpaw
I wish I could be more like you, Cuddles, always optimistic. I look into my future and all I see is a long, dark highway, filled with endless tollbooths and no exits.
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Protester Voices Strong Anti-Abortion Sentiment
Protester
Don't have this abortion!
Protester
How does it feel to be a murderer?!
Protester
Killer! Murderer!
Protester
Babies want to live too you know!
Protester
Suppose Einstein's mother had an abortion!
Protester
Or John F. Kennedy's, huh?!
Protester
What if Mary and Joseph had had an abortion, what then!?
Group
PRO LIFE PRO LIFE PRO LIFE PRO LIFE!
Protester
That's from Jesus! That's what he would do, you murderer!
[''slaps Lulu'']
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A Fresh Perspective on Life's Scents
Francine Fishpaw
Oh, everything smells so much better now.
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Aromatic Appeal in Polyester
Taglines
It's Scentsational!
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A Mother's Frustration Over Shopping Delays
Francine's Mother
Can't you do that later? I don't have all day you know! I'm missing valuable shopping time!
[''walks in on Francine on the toilet'']
Francine
Mother, please, I'll be out in a second.
Francine's Mother
I don't know why you bother, you've always retained your fluids!
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Theater Controversy Sparks Heated Exchange
Protester
Our children are going to hell because of your theater, what do you have to say to them!?
Elmer
Children under 12 are a dollar fifty!
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Discussion on Dexter's Expulsion from School
Principal Kirk
Is Dexter ill today?
Francine
Why, no, Mr. Kirk. Dexter's in school.
Principal Kirk
I'm afraid he's not, Mrs. Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand, and the Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system.
Francine
Oh Mr. Kirk... I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer!
Principal Kirk
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer. It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane.
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A Discussion on Fashion Choices and Integrity
Francine
Where did you get that outfit?
Lulu
I borrowed it! Do you like it?
[''while gyrating wildly'']
Francine
That's a new garment, Lulu. I can smell it! Have you been shoplifting again?
Lulu
I bought it with money I saved!
Francine
What money? You don't have a job.
Lulu
Boys at scool give me money.
Francine
For what?
Lulu
For dancing at lunch period!
Francine
You dance lewdly for the boys at lunch period?
Lulu
For a quarter I will!
Francine
Stop THAT DANCING!!!
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