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A Nostalgic Reflection on a Summer Day
Winnie the Pooh
This is one of my favorite once-upon-a-times, although I'm not quite sure which time it was once upon. But it had been so nice and summery in the Hundred Acre Wood and the sunshine was as warm as a blanket. And the streams were ] happily. As - as happily as a ] full of honey, hoo, which is very happy. But all that changed when... the stranger came.
[narrating; [wikt:gurgle|gurgling; [wikt:tumbly|tumbly; sound of heffalump [[wikt:trumpet|trumpeting]
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A Confession About Honey Consumption
Winnie the Pooh
The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.
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Leaving a Trail for Navigation
Pooh
Um... Piglet?
Piglet
Yes, Pooh?
Pooh
Why are you setting out little pink jelly beans?
Piglet
I've been leaving a trail so we can find our way back from the Heffalump expedition.
Pooh
Oh, bother.
[freezes and realizes]
Piglet
Oh, no. ]
[gasps; [Arthur (TV series)|WE'RE... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!; the cameras zooms outs in fastest]
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A Conversation About Fear and Familiarity
Lumpy
I think I'd better go home now.
Roo
Why?
Lumpy
Cause I'm not supposed to go in that part of the woods. Scary things live there.
Roo
Huh? That's where I live. There aren't any scary things there.
Lumpy
Are too. There's a stripy thing that bounces and it goes hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Roo
Whoa! No, no, that's Tigger. You're wrong about him. He's great.
Lumpy
And there's this little pig monster that squeals and shrieks all the time. And it will get you if you don't watch out.
Roo
Oh no. You're wrong about Piglet too. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
[giggles]
Lumpy
And then there's that loud thing. He's got long ears. And he yells at everybody.
Roo
Yeah, you're kind of right about Rabbit. But he's okay, once you get to know him.
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Reflections on the Heffalump Encounter
Winnie the Pooh
You know, we never really did capture a heffalump that day. It was more like... like Lumpy captured all of us.
[narrating]
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Heffalump Discovery Sparks Confusion Among Friends
Pooh
I caught a heffalump, Piglet! And so did you! Won't Rabbit be proud of us?
[Piglet have unintentionally captured Rabbit and Tigger, mistaking them for heffalumps]
Piglet
Pooh, have you noticed that heffalumps look a lot like rabbits?
Rabbit
And why do you think that is, PIGLET?
[angrily sarcastic; Rabbit's ears poke up through the butterfly net]
Piglet
Oh dear! The heffalump knows my name!
[stuttering in panic]
Pooh
Well, hello there, Tigger! Did you happen to see the Heffalump I just captured?
[taking off his goggles]
Tigger
Hmm, you got me there...
[hanging from Pooh's rope]
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Celebration of Freedom and Friendship
Roo
Lumpster?
Lumpy
Yeah?
Roo
You're not captured anymore.
Lumpy
Yay!
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A Mother's Assurance in Uncertain Times
Mama Heffalump
Roo, can you hear me, love? Now don't be frightened. I'm Lumpy's mummy.
Roo
Here I am. I'm right here.
Mama Heffalump
Don't you worry, love. Just leave it to me.
[tosses two logs out of the way, Rabbit yells in shocks]
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Unexpected Encounters in the Dark
Rabbit
Alright?! What?
[Opens the doors, to everyones]
Tigger
Rabbit!
[Everybody's talks at once to Rabbit about their experiences with the mysterious sound]
Pooh
Thank goodness you're alright.
Piglet
It came at me in the dark!?
Roo
I heard this really neat sound!
Tigger
It was terrible!
Rabbit
What's this all about?
Tigger
It chilled me to the bone!
Roo
I was asleep...
Rabbit
Alright!
Pooh
There's somethin like this.
Rabbit
ONE AT A TIMMMMMME!? Thank you. Now what is goin'...?
[overwhelms; pushes the honeypots; everyone stops and sighs]
Tigger
Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
[interrupts]
Rabbit
Er, Tigger?
Tigger
There I was, sleepin', dreamin Tiggerish ]... and suddenly, everything starts shakin', ] And then, it stops! And I look around. And there it wasn't, my most "favoritest" family portrait. It was clean gone.
[[dream|dreams; [The Lego Movie|and there's stuff fallin' everywhere!; sobs]
Pooh
Did it look something like this, Tigger?
[pulls the portrait off Tigger's head]
Tigger
Yeah, it was... Actually, it had a little less Pooh in it.
[sniffs; We see a hole in the picture, and we see Pooh's face in it]
Rabbit
I see. And, uh, Pooh Bear, what about you?
[clears throat]
Pooh
Well, whatever it was, it ate my honey. Oh...
Roo
And-- Aw!
[Some honey falls on his face from the pot]
Pooh
Well, actually, I ate my honey. But it made me do it.
Rabbit
Humph.
Roo
I was asleep in bed, and I heard this neat trumpety sound, and--
Rabbit
Thank you, Roo. Very good. Now, Piglet, tell us what happened to you.
[clears throat]
Piglet
Actually, I-I-I'd like very much to forget.
Rabbit
Well, what we have here is a mystery of the most mysterious kind.
Roo
Wow!. H-hey everybody, look what I found!
[gasps]
Tigger
It's a swimming pool.
[points]
Eeyore
The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.
Piglet
Oh, m-m-m-my!
Roo
It looks like a footprint.
Tigger
That's "impossibibble.
Rabbit
A footprint, indeed. Anyone can see it's only a... a... a...
Pooh
Rabbit, what sort of creature do you suppose would be attached to a foot that... big?
Rabbit
There's only one thing it could be. A Heffalump.
[inhales; Tigger, Pooh and Piglet all gasps]
Roo
Excuse me. What's a heffalump?
Rabbit & Tigger
What's a heffalump?!
Rabbit
Hem hem. Everyone knows what a heffalump's like.
[singing]
Tigger
It's got fiery eyes and a tail on its spike.
Rabbit
Claws on its paws are sharp as a tack.
Tigger
And wing-a-ma-things coming out of its back.
Roo
Out of its back?
Rabbit
Of course, Roo. Precisely.
Tigger
Exact-tickally." Cause its bottom is up and its top's really down.
Rabbit
So its nose is its tail or the other way round.
Tigger
Yeah, and it's wide as a river and tall as a tree.
Rabbit
Imagine gigantic.
Tigger
And times it by three.
Rabbit
It clomps here and there.
Tigger
And it stomps to and fro.
Rabbit
It's got three horns above.
Tigger
And eleven below!
Piglet
Those are its good points.
Pooh
There's much more to know...
All
About the dreadfully dreaded, thoroughly three-headed, horribly hazardous Heffalumps!
Roo
Wow, neat!
Rabbit
Neat?! It's most certainly not neat! Everyone knows they lurk and they creep.
[singing]
Tigger
The best time to see one is when it's asleep.
Rabbit
If you sneak up behind it and get it to jump...
Tigger
You can tell which part's Heffa-hee-hee.
Rabbit
And which part is lump!
Singers
They'll steal all your honey and eat your last crust. They'll stomp on your house till it's nothing but dust. The worst part of all is...
Roo
They're different from us?
All
They're... the... dreadfully dreaded, thoroughly three-headed, fiercely ferociously, mostly atrociously, horribly hazardous... HEFFALUMPS!
Roo
Yeah!
[The fantasy ends, and they are all back in the wood. They all sigh in relief.]
Rabbit
And they live right over there. Heffalump Hollow.
[points to another forest over a fence]
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Discovery in the Hundred Acre Wood
Taglines
There's something new in the Hundred Acre Wood
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Introducing Lumpy the Heffalump to Friends
Roo
This is Lumpy! He's a Heffalump!
Tigger
A real Heffalump?!
[gasps]
Rabbit
And it's got Roo too!
Tigger
Stop him!
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Big Screen Fun Awaits You
Taglines
So much fun it could only fit on the big screen.
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A Pleasant Day with Heffa
Taglines
Heffa nice day.
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A Playful Chase for a Heffalump
Lumpy
Now you gotta catch me.
Roo
I really need to go, cause...
Lumpy
Aw. How come?
Roo
Because... I've gotta catch a heffalump.
Lumpy
Oh, really?
Lumpy
You can catch me. I'm a heffalump.
Roo
A heffalump?
Lumpy
Heffalump. Heffalump. That's what I am all right. A heffalump.
[hops up and down, singsong]
Roo
But you can't be.
Lumpy
Actually, I am.
Roo
If you're a Heffalump... then where's your horns and spiky tail?
Lumpy
I don't know. Wow, a spiky tail. I wish I had one.
Roo
Are you sure you're a heffalump?
Lumpy
My mummy says I am.
Roo
Well, if you are a heffalump, then in the name of the Hundred Acre Wood, I capture you!
Lumpy
Okay!
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