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A Confident Offer on a Yacht
Isabella
No, I'm afraid not.
Carter
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you rode in the best of circles. If you need anything, champagne, caviar, my yacht is your yacht.
Isabella
This is your yacht?
Carter
I'm the captain. El capitan.
Isabella
El capitan....
Carter
Look, I'm not gonna play games with you. I want you. I can imagine me and you in one of those bathrooms in about five minutes.
Isabella
Oh, it's such a beautiful yacht. What's it called?
Carter
What's it called? The S.S. Minnow Johnson.
[''Isabella nods'']
Isabella
The S.S. Minnow Johnson? Funny. The name on the back was the Red Dragon.
Carter
The Red Dragon?
Isabella
Yes. Because this is my friend's yacht. And this is his party.
Carter
Your's friend yacht? Man, no wonder my key didn't work. All these yachts look all the same these days.
Steven Reign
Who's your friend?
Isabella
Someone who got on the wrong yacht.
Carter
Hey I know you, you're Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire. You must have a private plane as well. It's fun, isn't it? What are you doing out here in Hong Kong?
Reign
I'm here for the weekend, taking in the sights. Shall we?
[''Looks at Isabella'']
Isabella
Enjoy the party, Mr. Carter.
[''Gets up to slow-dance with Reign'']
Carter
I will, Miss Isabella.
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Boredom Amidst Anticipation in Rush Hour 2
Carter
What's going on?
Lee
She.... uh.... is just standing around, not doing much.
[''Watches as she disrobes'']
Carter
Well, stay awake, something bound to happen.
Lee
I try to stay awake... this is so boring. Slow down baby....
[''While watching Isabella disrobing, whispers'']
Carter
What did you say?
Lee
Huh? Uh.... I said nothing!
Carter
I heard you say something!
Lee
No, no, nothing.
Carter
What is going on Lee?
[''Notices Lee's shifting, gets up from bed'']
Lee
She's.... getting undressed!
Carter
What?
Lee
She's getting undressed! Hey! It's not right.
[''Carter forces Lee out of the telescope'']
Carter
LORD, HAVE MERCY! She's taking off her skirt!
Lee
I cannot hear this!
[''Walks away'']
Carter
Black bra, black panties... ] spring catalogue, page 27. Girl's got class. She got a tattoo, that's cute. It looks like.... Snoopy.
[[w:Victoria's Secret|Victoria's Secret; ''Zooms in'']
Lee
Snoopy! I love Snoopy!
[''Tries to grab [[w:periscope|periscope]
Carter
Hold up, I love Snoopy too. Wait, it looks like somebody dropping off a package. Hey, that's the same person that dropped off the package at your office.
[''Isabella opens the door for a delivery woman'']
Lee and Carter
It's a bomb!
[''They scramble to the suite'']
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Carter's Theory on Criminal Investigation
Carter
Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's Theory of Criminal Investigation: follow the rich white man!
Lee
Follow the rich white man?
Carter
Exactly, now you're learning. Every big crime has a rich white man behind it waiting for his cut. Now, in our case we know who the rich white man is. Steven Reign!
Lee
Who?
Carter
Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire, I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat. When the shooting started he was way too cool. Now lemme tell you something: when people start shooting, white people ain't that cool. They either running around hiding behind tables or screaming like,...
[''imitates a scream'']
Lee
You sound like that all the time!
Lee
Maybe, but not like ]. We never panic.
[[w:Asian people|Asians]
Carter
Yeah, right. When ], y'all be tripping. I've seen the movie, ]
[[w:Godzilla (franchise)|Godzilla's coming; [w:Kaiju|everyone goin' "gaicka, gaicka"!]
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Confrontation and Tension Among Characters
Carter
Hey, Ricky. How you doin'? Lee, I see you got everything under control, man. I'mma go back downstairs and.... DAMN! What happened to Reign?
[''Just walked into the room''; notices Reign's body]
Ricky
Would you like me to tell you how your father died?
[Lee cocks the gun]
Carter
Hey. Wait one second, Lee. It ain't worth it man. He tryin to trick you. Don't go too far, man.
Ricky
He never begged for his life or tried to make a deal.
Carter
Put the gun down.
Ricky
All he asked me, just seconds before I pulled the trigger, was that I promise not to kill you. Oh, it was so pathetic.
Ricky
What are you gonna do, Lee?
[''Lee's face is showing hesitation'']
Carter
All you gotta do is pull that trigger back and BAM!
Ricky
Are you gonna spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?
Carter
Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that! Shoot him, Lee!
Ricky
You can't do it, can you?
Carter
Yes, hell you can, Lee. Ain't nobody up here but us, man.
Ricky
Just as I thought.
Carter
Go off on him, man! He tryin to punk you! Shoot him!
Ricky
Go on!
Carter
If you ain't gonna shoot him, ] his ass or somethin'!
[[w:kung-fu|kung-fu]
Lee
CARTER!
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East Meets West in Action-Packed Reunion
Taglines
The Mouth Of The West And The Hands Of The East Are Back!
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Police Officers Seek Clothes for Case
Salesman
Hi, nice to see you. Can I help you gentlemen?
Carter
Yeah. I'm gonna need black, 42-long, and nothing touches this body but pure silk. And get my partner something from the kid's department.
Salesman
Okay, would your partner like to be wrapped in silk too? Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike.
Carter
No - wait a minute - no! This ain't no couples thing, man. We're police officers; we're working a very dangerous case and we need some clothes.
Lee
Yes, there are alot of men chasing us.
Salesman
As well they should be. Listen, you have nothing to worry about, OK? Because I'm going to turn you two into the belle of the ball.
Lee
Thank you.
Salesman
Absolutely. Let's start with you, shall we? You've got the mochaccino face, beautiful skin, and the big broad shoulders, okay? Let's put a dead animal on you! Croc-skin... buttercream... buttercream... croc-skin... buttercream... what size is the waist? Let's go in!
[''To Carter''; ''Approaches Carter with open arms'']
Carter
Hey! Watch it, sweetness!
Salesman
He's got some fire to him!
Carter
Honeycups!
Salesman
I like that!
Carter
Go get the clothes! Hurry up!
Salesman
I'll go pull some items. Oh, Jesus! Lil Kim! I'll be back.
Carter
You saw that?
[''Looks to Lee'']
Lee
He likes you.
Carter
I'm not shoppin with you no more.
[''Stares'']
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Discussion on Diversity in Casino Entertainment
Carter
How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you?
Pit Boss
We got Lionel Richie performing here tonight!
Carter
Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores! How about Peaches and Herb? Gladys Knight and the Pips? Ike and Tina? They can get back together, this is crazy-
Pit Boss
Sir, please calm down.
Carter
I ain't calming down no more! I'm sick, you people tryin to calm me down.
[''With hands wailing manically in the air'']
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Carter's Comment on Appearance Differences
Carter
Sorry, man!
Lee
Carter!
[''Holds his nose painfully'']
Carter
All y'all look alike!
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Prepare for the Next Adventure
Taglines
Get Ready For A Second Rush!
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