Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) - Quotes

Taglines: Get the hot girl. Defeat her evil exes. Hit love where it hurts.

Taglines: This summer it's on like Donkey Kong.

Taglines: An epic of epic epicness.

Knives: Go get her.

Scott: [shocked] What?

Knives: You've been fighting for her all along.

Scott: But what about you?

Knives: [chuckles and kisses Scott's cheek.] I'll be fine. I'm too cool for you anyway.

Scott: [hesitantly] Ciao, Knives.

Knives: [encouragingly] Go.

Scott: [to Ramona] Hey! Hey. Mind if I tag along?

Ramona: You want to come with me?

Scott: [takes Ramona's hand and they walk through a door with a star on it, and the door closes] Yeah. I thought maybe we could try again.

Video Game Announcer: Continue? 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Scott: [talking to Nega Scott] They have this incredible French toast with, like, bananas on it, and you get bacon on the side.

Nega Scott: Oh, I'm likin that.

Scott: Well, let's do it next week.

Nega Scott: Yeah, Tuesday.

Scott: Yeah, all right. Be good.

Nega Scott: Yeah, yeah.

Scott: Hey.

Knifes: What happened?

Scott: Oh, nothing, we just shot the shit. He's, he's just a really nice guy. We're gonna get brunch next week. We, uh, we actually have a lot in common.

Knifes: Your hair, it's getting really shaggy.

Scott: [his hat appears in a comedic manner] It is?

Knifes: [removes Scott's hat] Yeah. You should probably get it cut.

Scott: [smiles] Yeah, you're right. I should get it cut.

Knifes: At a salon.

Scott: [to Ramona] Salon, yeah. That sounds really nice. Hey. You're-- You're goin'?

Ramona: I should probably disappear.

Scott: After all that?

Ramona: I still need a new life. I came here to escape, but the past keeps catching up. I'm tired of people getting hurt because of me.

Scott: I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get over it.

Ramona: I don't mean just you.

Scott: [saddened] I understand.

Ramona: I should thank you, though.

Scott: For what?

Ramona: For being the nicest guy I ever dated.

Scott: That's kind of sad.

Ramona: It is kind of sad.

Scott: Well, bye, and stuff.

Ramona: Yeah. And stuff.

Ramona: [gets up and sees Scott and Knives walking down the stairs] You two make a good combo.

Scott: [happily] Yeah?

Ramona: Yeah.

Gideon's Voice: [whispering; chuckles] Scott Pilgrim. You can defeat me, Scott. But can you defeat yourself?

Knives: Uh-oh. Nega Scott.

Announcer: [Knives and Ramona prepare to fight] Nega Scott.

Scott: [stops Knives and Ramona; walks toward Nega Scott; tosses Gideon's glasses] No. This is something I have to face. Myself.

Announcer: Solo round!

Scott: [landing] How's it going back there?

Gideon: [slumps, earning Scott 7,000 points] You... dick!

Scott: [calling] Knives? I know you're in here. Don't attack Ramona.

Knives: [They turn just as Knives flying-kicks Ramona in the head, knocking her to the ground, and unknowingly breaks the chip on the back of her head; twirls sai; lunges to attack Ramona, but Scott blocks her] SCOTT!!! Steal my boyfriend, taste my steel!

Scott: Enough!

Knives: [kicks Scott in the neck] No, Scott! This fat-ass hurt me, and I will have my revenge!

Scott: [Scott turns to each of the girls. Ramona gets up.; turns to Ramona] No, Knives, I hurt you. I cheated on you. I cheated on both of you. I'm really sorry. And you're not a fat-ass. She didn't mean that. So, are we all good?

Ramona: [relieved] Never felt better.

Gideon: [they all turn to Gideon, who is standing directly behind them; puts a new piece of gum in his mouth] Yoo-hoo! Are we done with the hugging and the learning? I thought we had a fight going on here!

Scott: [prepares himself, and a VS. sign appears between him and Gideon] Oh, you've got a fight, all right.

Gideon: [Gideon summons an 8-bit pixelated katana, and they begin to fight. Scott blocks Gideon's swings, and Scott falls to the floor. Gideon almost kills Scott with his pixelated katana, but Knives blocks and forces Gideon back, causing him to swallow his gum. "2 Player Mode" appears.; adjusts his glasses.; Scott and Knives fight Gideon, but Gideon kicks Knives off, and Gideon and Scott continue to fight; Scott slashes Gideon's cheek, earning 3,500 points, but Gideon breaks Scott's sword; to Ramona; Ramona puts her arms around him, and Scott looks up nearly heartbroken.] Wrong move, baby. You made me swallow my gum. It's gonna be in my digestive tract for 7 YEARS! Yeah. Still my girl.

Ramona: [knees Gideon in the groin causing him to scream in pain. Knives steals the pixelated katana, and Gideon angrily slaps Ramona] Let's both be girls.

Announcer: [Ramona falls to the floor; Gideon kicks Ramona down the stairs.] Bad! Bad! Bad!

Gideon: [cockily] What?

Announcer: [Gideon's cocky smile disappears; Scott and Knives charge toward Gideon and beat him up.; Scott grabs Gideon by the tie, flips him upside-down, and Knives kicks him.; Gideon is flipped around and is gravely wounded, as he flashes and glitches angrily.] Get ready! Here we go! Good! Good! Good! Combo! Perfect!

Gideon: [voice distorted; coughs and hacks out coin] Who do you think you are, Pilgrim? You think you're better than me? I'll tell you what you are. A pain in my ASS!! Do you know how long it took to get all the evil exes contact information so I could form this stupid League? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS! You're not cool enough for Ramona. You're zero. You're nothing! Me, I'M what's hip! I'M what's happening! I'M blowing up right now!

Scott: [drop-kicks Gideon in the head] You are blowing up. RIGHT NOW!

Narrator Voice: K.O.!

Kim: [deadpan] There goes our deal.

Stephen: We're still getting paid, right?

Kim: There goes our deal.

Neil: Oh.

Stephen: [panicked] Oh, God!

Scott: [after being fatally stabbed in the heart and killed by Gideon; moaning] Oh, man.

Ramona: Sorry. Dying's got to suck.

Scott: You know what sucks? Getting killed by that guy. Why him?

Ramona: It's complicated.

Scott: Well, I'm not going anywhere, so... now might be a good time to get into it.

Ramona: Truth is...it was me who was obsessed. I was crazy about him. But he ignored me. I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own. That's why I had to leave. And that's when he started paying attention.

Scott: So, why go back?

Ramona: I can't help myself around him, Scott; He just...has this way of getting into my head.

Scott: Well, that's legitimately disappointing. I really will leave you alone forever now.

Ramona: [shows chip on the back of her neck] No, he literally has a way of getting into my head.

Scott: [shocked] That is evil.

Ramona: I didn't mean for you to get dragged into this, Scott. I just wanted something simple. I'm sorry it had to end this way.

Scott: Well, I really fought for you.

Ramona: [turns to dust] Maybe I'm not the one you should have been fighting for.

Scott: [saddened; collapses to his knees in despair] What? But-- But-- I feel like I learned something. Which would be great if I wasn't dead. So-- So alone.

Ramona: You're not alone.

Scott: [notices a video game 1-UP; determined; uses 1-UP to revive and re-enters the Chaos Theatre from the beginning.; to one of Gideon's goons; Goon gasps in shock and turns into coins, earning Scott Pilgrim 700 points. Two goons block the elevator] Right! Your hair looks stupid.

Right Goon: [Scott defeats both of them, earning 700 points each, and goes down the elevator.] Second password?

Comeau: [chatting to partygoers.; notices Scott; Scott barges past him, earning 350 points per person, to the stage where Sex Bob-Omb, as before, notice Scott and stop playing] I mean, I saw it. It's just the comic book is better than the movie. Hello.

Stephen: Scott! Let it go.

Scott: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Stephen, the new line-up rocks. You guys sound way better without me. Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... Neil.

Neil: [pleasurably] Ohh.

Scott: [Kim raises an eyebrow; surprised, Kim smiles at him for the first time] And Kim... I'm sorry about everything. I'm sorry about me.

Gideon: [from the other side of the club] Scott Pilgrim! Hey, buddy!

Scott: [charges toward Gideon] Save it! You're pretentious. This club sucks. I've got beef. Let's do it.

Gideon: [Scott stops running] Wait, wait, w-w-wait! You wanna fight me... for her?

Scott: [falters back] No. I want to fight you for me.

Narrator Voice: Scott earned the Power of Self-Respect.

Gideon: [confused] Umm--

Scott: KIM!

Kim: [extremely enthusiastically; Sex Bob-Omb starts playing a faster upbeat rock song] WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN!!!! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!!!!

Stephen: [notices Scott] Scott! Let it go. Don't give him the satisfaction.

Scott: What if I want the satisfaction?

Gideon: [[w:Coca-Cola Zero Sugar|Coke Zero] Scott Pilgrim! He-hey! Buddy, welcome to the Chaos Theatre. Somebody, get this man a drink. A ], right?

Scott: [knocks drink away] I'm not here to drink.

Gideon: Whoa. I've got no beef with you.

Scott: [angrily] Well, what if I have a beef...with you?

Gideon: Are you still mad about the whole thing with The Guild?

Scott: You mean The League?

Gideon: The Guild, League, whatever. It's ancient history.

Scott: [charges at Gideon] I'll show you how ancient of history it is!

Gideon: [Scott stops running] Wait, wait, w-w-wait! There's no use crying over spilt Coke, buddy. The lady made her choice, and we're all just gonna have to...move on.

Scott: Well, I ain't movin', buddy.

Gideon: You wanna fight me... for her?

Scott: [arch; to the members of Sex Bob-Omb] Was that not clear? Was that not clear?

Sex Bob-Omb: [they shrug] I don't know.

Gideons: Now, why on Earth... would you want to do... that?

Scott: [gasps and falters back] Because I'm in love with her.

Narrator Voice: Scott earned the Power of Love.

Gideon: Aw, I think this deserves a song. Kimberley!!

Kim: [unenthusiastically, subtly flipping off Gideon] We are Sex Bob-Omb. We are here to make money and sell out and stuff. One-two-three-four!

Scott: Wallace?

Wallace: Uh-huh?

Scott: This is happening, right?

Wallace: [yelling] Oh, yeah. Kick her in the balls!

Roxy: [throws the hammer out of the window; people outside yell in shock; turns around, Ramona axe-kicks her in the head and she falls to the floor.] I'm sending you back to Gideon in a thousand pieces, you slag! Ha!

Ramona: I'd rather be dead than go back. He's a creep, you're a bitch, and you all deserve each other.

Roxy: Give it a rest, Ramona; This is a League game.

Ramona: Meaning?

Roxy: [stands up] Meaning your precious Scott must defeat me with his own fists!

Scott: [nervous] Uh, I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft.

Ramona: You don't have a choice.

Roxy: [vanishes; seven seconds later; re-materializes, forcing Scott and Ramona apart, and punches Scott into the rafters. He falls and lands in a pile on the ground.; raises her leg in an axe kick; brings her leg down in slow-mo] Fight your own battles, lazy ass! Lazy ass! Every Pilgrim reaches the end of his journey, some sooner than others. Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!

Ramona: [voice slowed down] Her weak point's the back of her knees.

Scott: [voice slowed down] Wait, how does that work?

Ramona: [voice slowed down] Whenever we were making out, I would just--

Scott: [voice slowed down] Okay, enough!

Roxy: You'll never... be able to do this... to heeerrr!!!

Ramona: We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.

Scott: No, I'm fine. It's just--

Ramona: It's just"?

Scott: Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?

Ramona: Well, so far, you're not a total ass.

Scott: But I'm part ass?

Ramona: If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.

Scott: Wait, is that good?

Ramona: It's what I need right now.

Scott: But not later?

Ramona: Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.

Scott: [he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.] I'd just like to live.

Ramona: Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.

Scott: Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?

Ramona: Exes.

Scott: Whatever.

Ramona: No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?

Scott: I believe I broke up with her.

Ramona: And was she cool with that?

Scott: Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.

Ramona: You're sure about that?

Scott: Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.

Knives: [whines; echoing] No!

Ramona: What about you and Kim?

Scott: Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.

Ramona: That's it?

Scott: Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.

Ramona: That's really the whole story?

Scott: Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall, purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?

Ramona: Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.

Scott: I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.

Ramona: Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.

Scott: [rubbing his eyes] I think this "ex-boyfriends" thing is messing with my head.

Ramona: Exes.

Scott: [gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.; stands up, thinking] Why do you keep saying that? The girl from earlier?

Ramona: Roxy?

Scott: You know this girl?

Roxy: Oh, boy, does she know me.

Scott: [deeply confused] What is she talking about?

Roxy Richter: He really doesn't know?

Scott: [realisation dawning] Wait.

Roxy: [smiles suggestively] Hmm.

Scott: [to Ramona; shocked] You and her?!

Ramona: It was just a phase.

Roxy: [incensed] Just a phase"?

Scott: You had a sexy phase?

Ramona: It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.

Roxy: [angrily] It meant nothing"?!

Ramona: I was just a little bi-curious.

Roxy: [cracks knuckles; performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.] Well, honey... I'm a little bi-FURIOUS!

Ramona: Do that again, and I will end you!

Roxy: [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! The League has spoken!

Ramona: [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse] Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North!

Stephen: We're still going to the after-party, right?

Kim: I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party. I think a third of the band just went poom.

Stephen: Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.

Kim: [realizing] Then why would we--? Oh.

Stephen: [to Neil; to Scott] Neil, you down? Scott, you're in, right?

Ramona: You want to go?

Scott: Well...I kind of almost died back there.

Ramona: I'm not saying I want to go.

Scott: Yeah, we can totally go.

Ramona: I'll do whatever you want to do.

Scott: So, let's go.

Scott: [to Envy] Uh...sorry, I guess.

Envy: [in disbelief] Sorry"? You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst.

Scott: You kicked my heart in the ass, so, I guess we're even...Natalie.

Envy: [confused] Natalie"? No one calls me that anymore.

Scott: [to Ramona; he and Ramona leave, and Scott also holds his back.] Maybe they should. Let's get out of here.

Julie: [appearing out of nowhere] For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.

Envy: [annoyed; bleep] Shut the up, Julie.

Julie: [nonchalantly] Okay.

Vegan Police Officer #1: Freeze! Vegan Police!

Vegan Police Officer #2: Vegan Police!

Vegan Police Officer #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: Imbibement of half-and-half.

Todd: Wh--? That's bullroar!

Vegan Police Officer #1: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!

Todd: But-but I-- It's only my first offence. D-Don't I get three strikes? I mean--

Vegan Police Officer #1: [to Vegan Police Officer #2] Take it.

Vegan Police Officer #2: [whips out notepad] At 12:27 am, on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato.

Todd: Gelato isn't vegan?

Vegan Police Officer #1: It's milk and eggs, bitch.

Vegan Police Officer #2: [still reading] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook a plate of chicken Parmesan.

Todd: [feeble] Chicken isn't vegan?

Vegan Police Officer #1: [both fire De-Veganizing Rays at Todd, stripping him of his powers. Scott tosses his coffee cup behind him, and the Vegan Police Officers step back and blow smoke from their De-Veganizing Rays as Scott steps forward purposefully. Todd's hair sags.] The De-Veganizing Ray. Hit him!!

Envy: [gasps] Oh, my God.

Todd: [shocked] No. No...

Scott: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.

Todd: [incredulous; his last words] Ve-gone"?

Todd: Hey, lovebirds. We have unfinished business, I and he.

Scott: He and me.

Todd: Don't you talk to me about grammar.

Scott: I dislike you, capisce?

Todd: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Scott: What?

Todd: Because you'll be dust by Monday.

Scott: [confused] Ummm...

Todd: Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. And the cleaning lady? She cleans up dust. She dusts.

Scott: S-so, what's on Monday?

Todd: [also confused] Well, cause... it's Friday now, she has the weekends off, so... Monday. Right?

Envy: [sighs; translating for Todd Ingram] Basically, you can't win this fight, so you're gonna have to give up on this girl, cause Todd's gonna kill you.

Scott: [offended; charges toward Todd in slow-mo, but Todd psychically throws Scott through a brick wall.] You used to be so NICE!

Stephen: [[w:Pizza Pizza|Pizza Pizza] Uh, Scott, we're gonna go to ] for a slice. Call us when you're done.

Envy: Oh, he'll be done. Real soon.

Todd: [hears a bass note] Sounds like someone wants to get...funky.

Todd: [psychically; normally] I can read your thoughts. Your will is broken. You're through.

Scott: [offering him a cup of coffee, innocently.] What say we drink to my memory? Fair-trade blend with soy milk?

Envy: Heh. I'm sorry, but that's pathetic.

Todd: [levitates the other cup from Scott's hand and brings it to his own; sips the coffee] Dude, I can see in your mind's eye, that you put half-and-half into one of those coffees in an attempt to make me break Vegan-edge. I'll take the one with soy. Thanks, tool.

Scott: [sips his own coffee] Actually, muchacho, I poured the soy in this cup, but I thought real hard about pouring it in that cup. You know, in my "mind's eye" or whatever.

Todd: [eyes return to normal, baffled] What are you talking about?

Scott: You just drank half-and-half, baby.

Julie: [changing the subject] So, uh, you guys doing anything fun while you're in town?

Todd: Fun"? In Toronto?

Envy: Ha!

Scott: [angrily; slams fists on table as Envy gasps in horror; lunges to attack Todd but is frozen by psychic energy. Todd, eyes glowing and hair standing on end, levitates Scott into the air; gasping; stunned] THAT'S IT! YOU COCKY COCK! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity! My neck. Your hair.

Envy: Didn't you know? Todd's vegan.

Scott: [coughs] Vegan?

Todd: [psychically moves couch out of the way; kicks and breaks off part of the brick wall] It's not really that big of a deal.

Scott: [coughs and stands up] No kidding. Anyone can be vegan.

Todd: Ovo-lacto-vegetarian, maybe.

Scott: Ovo-what?

Todd: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum of any creature with a face.

Envy: Short answer: Being vegan just makes you better than most people.

Todd: [punches Scott and sends him, screaming, leaving a trail of A's high into the air and out of sight.] Bingo.

Stephen: Hey, man, question. I always wondered, how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?

Todd: Okay, you know how you only use 10% of your brain? That's because the other 90% is filled with curds and whey.

Kim: [deadpan] Did you learn that at Vegan Academy?

Todd: [annoyed] Go ahead and get snippy, baby. If you knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying.

Scott: [weakly] If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?

Ramona: It's not raining.

Scott: Oh. Then, why don't you give me the Cliff Notes on how and why you ended up dating this A-hole.

Ramona: Is it really important right now?

Scott: Well, if there's a key element in his backstory that's gonna help me out in a critical moment of not dying, yes.

Ramona: [looking defeated] I was only dating Lucas until the minute Todd walked by. Guess that's not very nice, but I used to be kind of...like that. We hated everyone, we wrecked stuff, nobody cared. He punched a hole in the moon for me. It was pretty crazy. A week-and-a-half later, he told me his dad was sending him to Vegan Academy, so, I dumped him.

Scott: Have you dumped everyone you've ever been with? You've never been the dumpee?

Ramona: Look, I've dabbled in being a bitch. It's part of the reason I moved here. I was really hoping to just...leave it all behind me.

Todd Ingram: [to Ramona] Hey, Ramona.

Ramona: Hey, Todd.

Todd: It's been a while.

Ramona: Mmm-hmm.

Todd: Mmm-hmm?

Ramona: [to Scott] I think we should get out of here.

Julie: So how was the tour? You guys play with the Pixies? You're like a superstar now.

Envy: Yeah, it's, uh, not really something I can put into words.

Knives: [everyone glares at her] Um, Envy... I read your blog.

Envy: So, Scott and Ramona, eh?

Ramona: What of it?

Envy: [Todd scoffs] You guys make a cute couple you know. Suit each other.

Knives: [pleasurably] You're my role model, Envy.

Envy: Ramona, I like your outfit. Affordable?

Julie: [interrupts] Envy, I was just gonna say, did you get those jeans in New York?

Envy: [stops Julie, not wanting to explode] I'm talking to Ramona right now.

Julie: Ramona lived in New York.

Envy: Oh, did she? I was just there. Played the Chaos Theater for Gideon. You know him, right?

Knives: [gasps in horror and everyone looks at her; to Envy] I've kissed lips that kissed you!

Scott: [stands up, horrified] Knives!

Todd: [nonchalant] What? I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rock star.

Young Neil: [shocked; glares at Todd, angrily; to Scott; worried] Oh, my God. You punched the highlights out of her hair. He punched the highlights out of her hair!

Envy: You are incorrigible.

Todd: I don't know the meaning of the word.

Caption: HE REALLY DOESN'T.

Knives: [buying blue hair dye from a drugstore while explaining her situation to Tamara Chen] OH, MY GOD! He's dating a fatass hipster chick! I hate her stupid guts! He only likes her because she's old! She's probably, like, 25! Oh, she's just some fatass white girl, you know?!

Tamara Chen: I think you mentioned she was fat.

Knives: [preparing to dye her hair] She's got a head start. I mean, I didn't know there was good music until, like, two months ago! Hey, this really burns.

Tamara Chen: You should rinse.

Knives: [rinsing her hair] When I got this idea, I just thought, "I have to do it!

Tamara Chen: I can't hear anything you're saying.

Knives: [looking at her hair in the mirror] Oh, God! I look so...good. Ramona Flowers stole my Scott, but I know how to get him back.

Tamara Chen: How?

Lucas: [rips off part of set] Prepare-- Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.

Scott: The League of Evil Exes?

Lucas: You really don't know about the League?

Scott: Um...

Lucas: The Seven Evil Exes? Coming to kill you? Controlling the future of Ramona's love life?

Scott: No.

Lucas: Oh. Well, hey, listen, man. Don't worry about it.

Scott: [stunned] Really?

Lucas: [reaches to help him up] Yeah. Let's go get a beer.

Scott: That's great.

Lucas: [punches Scott in the face; laughs] BOOM! OOH!

Scott: You are a pretty good actor.

Lucas: I'm going for the Oscar this year.

Scott: But are you a pretty good skater?

Lucas: [pulls his shirt collar down to reveal a double-L tattoo on his chest] I'm more than pretty good, Esé. I have my own skate company.

Scott: [indicates railing on a set of steps] But can you do a thingy...on that rail?

Lucas: It's called a grind, bro.

Scott: So, can you do a grindy thingy now?

Lucas: Are you serious? There are, like, 200 steps, and the rails are garbage.

Scott: [innocent] Well, hey, if it's too hardcore, then--

Lucas: [glaring] You really think you can goad me into doing a trick like that?

Scott: [deadpan] There are girls watching.

Lucas: [looks at his fans, and back at Scott; beat] Somebody get me my board.

Wallace: [pops into view, taps Lucas on shoulder; passes him his skateboard] Hi. Big fan.

Lucas Lee: [cracks neck; his last words; starts his run, hopping from rail to rail, picking up speed, by kilometers] Why wouldn't you be?

Scott: [watching; Lucas' kilometer speed increases rapidly; Lucas is now going dangerously fast, the bottom of the rail in sight; going too fast to stop, Lucas reaches the bottom of the steps at 309 kilometers, and explodes into coins] Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wallace: Wow.

Scott: Yes!

Wallace: He totally bailed.

Scott: [realizing] Ah! I didn't get his autograph.

Wallace: No.

Director: And that's a wrap, everybody.

Scott: [doesn't see Ramona] Hey, where's Ramona? Is she still here?

Wallace: [he also doesn't see Ramona] No, she totally bailed.

Scott: What's the deal? Seriously.

Director: Okay, let's get everybody out of here. Let's move, people, the sun is coming up.

Kim: Where's Knives? Not coming tonight?

Scott: [[w:Final Fantasy II|Final Fantasy II; strums "Final Fantasy II" bass line.] No, we broke up. Hey, check it out. I learned the bass line from ].

Kim: Scott, you are the salt of the Earth.

Scott: [obliviously] Oh, thanks.

Kim: I meant, "Scum of the Earth.

Scott: [obliviously] Thanks.

Young Neil: You broke up with Knives?

Scott: Yeah. But don't worry. Maybe soon, you'll meet my new-new girlfriend.

Young Neil: New-new"?

Stephen: Okay. From here on out, no girlfriends or girlfriend talk at practice, whether they're old, new, or new-new.

Young Neil: [at the same time as Stephen] New-new.

Stephen: We were lucky to survive the last round. It's sudden death now, okay?

Scott: [he and Sex Bob-Omb play "Summertime," but a doorbell ringing interrupts him; excited; opens door from Ramona; notices Ramona's hair is blue.] Okay. That's for me! That's for me, that's for me. Hey, you're here.

Ramona: [Ramona enters and Scott closes the door.] Yes, like you said.

Scott: You know your hair?

Ramona: I know of it.

Scott: It's all blue.

Ramona: [Scott stares at Ramona's hair] I change my hair every week-and-a-half, dude. Get used to it. So...how do you guys all know each other?

Young Neil: Um, high school, I guess.

Stephen: What Neil said.

Young Neil: [introducing himself] I'm Neil.

Kim: [to Ramona, sarcastically smiling] Believe it or not, I actually dated Scott in high school.

Ramona: Oh, got any embarrassing stories?

Kim: [chuckles; smile disappears; seriously] Yeah. He's an idiot.

Scott: [puts on hat] Okay, bye. See you guys tomorrow.

Stephen: What about rehearsal?

Scott: [he and Ramona leave] Neil knows my parts.

Young Neil: [Kim and Stephen stare at him] I'm Neil.

Scott Pilgrim: We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!