Scream (1996) - Quotes

Billy: It works better without the safety on.

Billy: [when Sidney asks why they're murdering people] It's all part of the game, Sidney. It's called "Guess How I'm Gonna Die?"!

Billy: [to Sidney after she says that life isn't a movie; [movie] Sure it is, Sid. It's all a ]. It's all a great big movie.  Only you can pick your genre.

Billy: [after he tells Sidney to play a game called "Guess How I'm Gonna Die?" and she says "Fuck you!"] We already played that game, remember?

Billy: It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up.

Billy: [to Sidney; [Sharon Stone] That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was ] or something!

Billy: [after Stu tells Sidney she dies if she gets a question wrong] If you get it right, you die.

Billy: Loose the titties.

Billy: [after Sidney says that they've seen one too many scary movies; [movies] Now, Sid, don't you blame the ]; movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!

Billy: [after Randy says that Stu has gone completely mad; shoots Randy in the shoulder; [Psycho (1960 film)|Psycho; [Carrie (1976 film)|Carrie] We all go a little mad sometimes." Anthony Perkins, ]. Mmm, corn syrup: same stuff they used for pigs blood in ].

Billy: What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?

Stu: [after dragging out Sidney's beaten, bound, and gagged father] What's behind door number three, Sidney?

Stu: See, it's a fun game, Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die.

Stu: I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.

Stu: [after he finds that Gale has stolen the gun] Um, Houston, we have a problem!

Stu: [after Billy compares Sidney's mother to [[Sharon Stone] ].] We put her out of her misery, cause, let's face it, Sid, your mother was no Sharon Stone!

Stu: [after Gale reveals that she was still alive] She looked dead, man. Still does.

Stu: I can't, Billy. You cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man.

Stu: [[Jamie Lee Curtis|Jamie Lee] When do we see breasts? I wanna see ]'s breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?

Stu: [after Sidney calls the police] My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!

Stu: Everybody dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel, cause—let's face it, baby—these days, you gotta have a sequel.

Stu: [after Randy tells him to never say "be right back"; '''Randy:''' Yeah, sure.] I'm getting another beer. Want one? I'll be right back!!

Sidney: How do you...gut someone?

Sidney: [[movie] But this is life. This isn't a ].

Sidney: You know, if, if I was wrong about Cotton Weary, then the killer's still out there.

Sidney: ['''Ghostface:''' Do you like scary movies?] What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.

Sidney: ['''Billy:''' Hello?; as Ghostface; '''Billy:''' Bitch! You bitch! Where the fuck are you?!; normal voice; '''Billy:''' Find her, you dipshit! Get up!; '''Stu:''' I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man.; '''Billy:''' ''[puts phone on Stu and whispers; '''Stu:''' Hello?; [motive; '''Stu:''' Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.; '''Billy:''' We'll rip you up, you bitch, just like your fucking mother!] Are you alone in the house? Not so fast. We're gonna play a little game. It's called "Guess Who Just Called the Police and Reported Your Sorry Motherfucking Ass"! {{small|Talk to her. Talk to her.}}] Ohh, Stu, Stu, Stu. What's your ]? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them? You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass mama's boy!

Sidney: [[movies] You sick fucks. You've seen one too many ]!

Sidney: I'm sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence.

Sidney: [[w:Motion Picture Association of America film rating system|PG-13] Would you settle for a ] relationship?