Serendipity Quotes

Dean Contrary to popular New York myth the Times is not omniscient.

Dean Maybe we're lying here because you don't wanna be standing somewhere else.

Taglines Sometimes True Love Can Have More Than One Face

Taglines The love of your life could be in line for popcorn.....

Eve They should make pills for this.

Jonathan Happy anniversary.

Sara When did you get to be so unimaginably romantic?

Jonathan I think that it's good luck that we return this year to the scene of the crime. (pours a paper cup of champagne) Cheers.

Sara Cheers.

Eve You know who plays golf? Guys who are too fat to play tennis, like this guy.

Jonathan Fortunate accidents. Lucky discoveries. Columbus in America.

Sara Yeah, or Fleming discovering penicillin.

Jonathan Penicillin.

Jonathan Fleming is his name?

Sara Yes.

Jonathan Or "Jonathan and the Gloves.

Sara I don't know that one.

Jonathan You don't know that story? It's an old folk tale classic. Our hero, Jonathan, goes out in search of black gloves. And in a perfect act of "serendipiocity" or "serendipaciousness," he runs into a beautiful, attractive English girl with a boyfriend.

Jonathan You have a boyfriend, right?

Taglines Destiny ... With A Sense Of Humor.

Eve Sara, it was a movie poster, it's no big deal.

Sara It's peculiar though, right? Don't you think?

Eve I thought you were through with all this new-age bullshit, feng-shuey and all that crap.

Sara Eve, for someone who owns a new-age store you're incredibly earth-bound

Eve Oh yeah, well, for a shrink-in-training, you're a little bit crazy, I'll tell you that much.

Eve Prada! Ooh! Prada! I love this stuff!

Salesman That's 20 bucks.

Sara Eve, that's a horrific knockoff! At least my knockoff says Prada, yours says Prado!

Eve Well, I say for a dollar I can buy a magic marker and fix it. I'll take it!

Lars How does Bora Bora sound?

Sara Very sexy sexy.

Jonathan So are you gonna meet your boyfriend now or what?

Sara No, I think he's out probably doing what you're doing.

Jonathan Getting a crush on somebody else's girlfriend? No, I'm sorry, I just meant I had a really nice time. You know, maybe you should give me your phone number. Just in case.

Sara In case of what?

Jonathan In case of life. I just had a really great time and for all we know I wouldn't be able to find you again.

Sara Well, if we're meant to meet again, we'll meet again. it's just not the right time now.

Jonathan Maybe we're supposed to meet on British time and we're five hours too early.

Dean {obituary for Jonathan} Johnathan Trager, prominent television producer for ESPN, died last night from complications of losing his soul mate and his fiancee. He was 35 years old. Soft-spoken and obsessive, Trager never looked the part of a hopeless romantic. But, in the final days of his life, he revealed an unknown side of his psyche. This hidden quasi-Jungian persona surfaced during the Agatha Christie-like pursuit of his long-reputed soul mate, a woman whom he only spent a few precious hours with. Sadly, the protracted search ended late Saturday night in complete and utter failure. Yet even in certain defeat, the courageous Trager secretly clung to the belief that life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. Uh-uh. But rather, its a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite, sublime plan. Asked about the loss of his dear friend, Dean Kansky, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author and executive editor of the New York Times, described Jonathan as a changed man in the last days of his life. "Things were clearer for him," Kansky noted. Ultimately Johnathan concluded that if we are to live life in harmony with the universe, we must all possess a powerful faith in what the ancients used to call "fatum", what we currently refer to as destiny.

Dean You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?".

Dean You're the shit!

Jonathan That would be me, the shit.

Jonathan Would $20 help?

Bloomingdale's Salesman It might if I were a health inspector.

Dean They should make pills for this.

Sara Ok, favorite movie?

Jonathan The correct answer is Cool Hand Luke.

Sara I've never seen it?

Jonathan Oh, come on! You've never seen Cool Hand Luke? Paul Newman? Oh my god! Come on! "Failure to communicate", sadistic cop with sunglasses with no name, who reminds me of you in that way.

Jonathan This is the ultimate blend to drink. How'd you find this place?

Sara I first came in because of the name: Serendipity. It's one of my favorite words.

Jonathan It is? Why?

Sara It's such a nice sounding word for what it means: a fortunate accident.

Taglines No name. No address. Just fate.

Taglines When Love Feels Like Magic, It's called Destiny. When Destiny Has A Sense of Humor, It's Called Serendipity.

Taglines Can Once In A Lifetime Happen Twice?

Dean I'm telling you right now British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like...

Jonathan Old Spice.

Jonathan You're insane.

Sara Come on.

Sara Okay, get in. Take a breath, and then when the door closes, hit a button.

Jonathan I don't understand this.

Sara You don't have to understand. You just have to have faith.

Jonathan Faith in what?

Sara Destiny.