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Celebrating the True Star of the Show
Don Lockwood
Ladies and Gentlemen! Stop that girl! That girl running up the aisle - stop her! That's the girl whose voice you heard and loved tonight! She's the real star of the picture! Kathy Selden!
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A Humorous Exchange About Calling a Cab
Don
Hey Cos, do something, call me a cab.
Cosmo
OK, you're a cab.
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Celebrating Joyful Moments in Life
Taglines
What a Glorious Feeling!
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The Illusion of Fame and Loneliness
Don
Well, we movie stars get the glory. I guess we have to take the little heartaches that go with it. People think we lead lives of glamour and romance, but we're really lonely - terribly lonely.
Kathy
I don't go to the movies much - if you've seen one, you've seen them all...Oh, no offense. Movies are entertaining enough for the masses, but the personalities on the screen just don't impress me. I mean, they don't talk. They don't act. They just make a lot of dumb show...
Kathy
Acting means great parts, wonderful lines, speaking of glorious words, Shakespeare, Ibsen.
Don
Words, tell me, what's your lofty mission in life that lets you sneer at my humble profession?
Kathy
I'm an actress.
Don
What?...
Kathy
On the stage.
Don
Oh, on the stage. Well, I'd like to see you act. What are you in right now? I could brush up on my English, or uh, bring along an interpreter, that is, if they'd let in a movie actor.
Kathy
Well, I'm not in a play right now, but I will be. I'm going to New York.
Don
Oh, you're going to New York and then some day we'll all hear of you, won't we? Kathy Selden as Juliet, as Lady Macbeth, as King Lear. You'll have to wear a beard for that one, of course.
Kathy
Oh, you can laugh if you want to, but at least the stage is a dignified profession.
Don
Dignified profession!
[scoffing]
Kathy
And what do you got to be so conceited about? You're nothing but a shadow on film, a shadow. You're not flesh and blood.
Don
Oh, no?
[He moves closer to kiss her amorously]
Kathy
Stop!
[She pushes him away]
Don
What can I do to you? I'm only a shadow.
Kathy
You keep away from me. Just because you're a big movie star, wild parties, swimming pools, you expect every girl to fall in a dead faint at your feet. Well, don't you touch me.
Don
Fear not, sweet lady! I will not molest you. I am but a humble jester. And you. You are TOO far above me. Farewell, Ethel Barrymore! I must tear myself from your side.
[Kathy then laughs hysterically as Don's suit rips while he gets out of her car]
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Moses' Misconception About His Toes
Cosmo Brown
Moses supposes his toeses are rosesBut Moses supposes erroneouslyMoses he knowses his toeses aren't rosesAs Moses supposes his toeses to be.
[singing]
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A Gentle Hint and Irresistible Charm
Don
What's the matter with that girl? Can't she take a gentle hint?
[about Lina]
Cosmo
Well, haven't you heard? She's irresistible. She told me so herself.
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Clarifying Misunderstandings About Relationships
Don Lockwood
Now Lina, you've been reading those fan magazines again. Now look Lina, you shouldn't believe all that banana oil that Dora Bailey and the columnists dish out. Now try to get this straight. There is nothing between us. There has never been anything between us. Just air.
[Lina believes the tabloid reports of a romance between her and Don]
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Transitioning to Talking Pictures and New Opportunities
R.F. Simpson
The public is screaming for more...talking pictures...Every studio is jumping on the bandwagon, Dexter. All the theatres are putting in sound equipment. We don't want to be left out of it.
Cosmo
Talking pictures, that means I'm out of a job. At last I can start suffering and write that symphony.
R.F. Simpson
You're not out of a job, we're putting you in as head of the new music department.
Cosmo
Well, thanks, R.F.! At last I can stop suffering and write that symphony.
R.F. Simpson
Don, it'll be a sensation! "Lamont and Lockwood: they talk!
Lina Lamont
Well of course we talk. Don't everybody?
[with a voice to peel paint]
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Filming a Scene in Singin' in the Rain
Roscoe Dexter
All right, here we go! QUIET!! ROLL EM!!
Lina Lamont
Oh, Pierre! You shouldn't have come!
Recorder
She's gotta talk into the mike. I can't pick it up.
Roscoe Dexter
CUT!!
Don Lockwood
What's the matter, Dexter?
Roscoe Dexter
It's Lina! Look, Lina, don't you remember? I told you. There's a microphone right there in the bush.
Lina Lamont
Yeah.
Roscoe Dexter
You have to talk into it.
Lina Lamont
I was talking. Wasn't I, Mrs. Dinsmore?
Dinsmore
Yes, my dear. But please remember, round tones. "Pierre, you shouldn't have come!
Lina Lamont
Pierre, you shouldn't have come!
Dinsmore
Yes, yes, my dear. That's much better.
Roscoe Dexter
Hold it a second! Now, Lina, look. Here's the mike, right here in the bush.
Lina Lamont
Yeah!
Roscoe Dexter
Now you talk towards it. The sound goes through the cable to the box. A man records it on a big record in wax. But, you have to talk into the mike first. In the bush! Now, try it again.
Lina Lamont
Gee, this is dumb.
Don Lockwood
She'll get it, Dexter. Lina, don't worry. We're all a little nervous on the first day. Everything's gonna be okay. Oh, Roscoe! You know the scene where I say, "Imperious princess of the night?" I don't like those lines there. Is it okay if I say what I always do? "I love you, I love you, I love you!
Roscoe Dexter
Sure. Anyway, it's comfortable. BUT, INTO THE BUSH!! Okay, again! QUIET!! ROLL EM!!
Lina Lamont
Oh, Pierre, you shouldn't have come! You're flirting with danger. You'll surely find you out.
Roscoe Dexter
CUT!! Lina, you're missing every other word. You've got to talk into the mike!
Lina Lamont
Well, I can't make love to a bush!
Roscoe Dexter
Alright, alright! We'll have to think of something else.
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Lina Lamont's Defiance Against Being Undermined
Lina Lamont
You mean it's gonna say up on the screen that I don't talk and sing for myself?...They can't DO that!...They can't make a fool out of Lina Lamont. They can't make a laughingstock out of Lina Lamont. What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why I make more money than—than—than ]! Put together!
[[Calvin Coolidge]
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Betrayal and Ambition in Hollywood
Lina
I arranged it...Well, they weren't gonna fire her, so I called em up and told em they'd better.
Don
Why, you rattlesnake you. You got that poor kid fired.
Lina
That's not all I'm gonna do if I ever get my hands on her.
Don
I never heard of anything so low...What did you do it for?
Lina
Cause you liked her, I could tell.
Don
So that's it. Believe me. I don't like her half as much as I hate you. You reptile!
Lina
Sticks and stones may break my bones...
Don
I'd like to break every bone in your body.
Lina
You and who else, you big lummox?
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Finding Joy in Hard Work
Lina Lamont
If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothing. Bless you all.
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The Cost of Fame and Glory
Cosmo
The price of fame. You've got the glory, you gotta take the little heartaches that go with it. Now look at me: I've got no fame, I've got no glory, I've got no big mansions, I've got no money! But I've got - what have I got?
Don
I don't know, what have you got?
Cosmo
I gotta get out of here.
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A Star's Declaration of Grandeur
Lina Lamont
People? I ain't people! I am a---'a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firm-a-mint! It says so - right there.
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MGM's Timeless Musical Legacy
Taglines
MGM's Musical Treasure!
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A Hero's Determination Amidst Chaos
Pierre
What's this? Yvonne!? Captured by Rogue Noir of the purple terror!? Oh, Oh, my sword! I must fly to her side! Yvonne, Yvonne, my own.
[out of sync]
Yvonne
Pierre will save me!! PIERRE!!
Noir
Pierre is miles away, you wench! No, no, no!
[Noir kisses Yvonne against her will]
Yvonne
Yes, yes, yes!
[Noir's voice]
Noir
No, no, no!
[Yvonne's voice]
Yvonne
YES!! YES!! YES!!
[Noir's voice. But the sound is getting lower]
Noir
NO!! NO!! NO!!
[Yvonne's voice. But it gets even way more lower and began to slow down]
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Flirting with Danger in a Hostile Night
Yvonne
Oh, Pierre! You shouldn't have come. You are flirting with danger! They will surely find you out. Your head is much too valuable!
Roscoe Dexter
She never could remember where the microphone was, boss.
[to R.F.]
Pierre
T'was Cupid himself who called me here. And I, smitten by his arrow...
Yvonne
The night is full of our enemies.
[lightly hits Pierre with her fan, generating several loud thuds]
Boy in audience
Hey, Lina, what are you hitting him with? A blackjack?
Pierre
I love you.
Yvonne
Oh, Pierre...
Pierre
I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!
[starts kissing Yvonne up her arm, as the audience laughter grows louder]
Man in audience
Did someone get paid for writing that dialogue?
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The Cost of Maintaining Star Image
Rod
Lina, you're a beautiful woman. Audiences think you've got a voice to match. The studio's gotta keep their stars from looking ridiculous at any cost.
Cosmo
Nobody's got that much money.
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A Comedic Banter on Kissing and Tarantulas
Lina
Oh, Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy, weensy bit!
[after filming a love scene]
Don
Meet the greatest actor in the world. I'd rather kiss a tarantula.
Lina
Oh, you don't mean that.
Don
I don't -- Hey, Joe, bring me a tarantula.
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Cake Incident Revelation
Kathy Selden
You might as well know. I'm the one who hit Miss Lamont with a cake. Believe me, it was meant for Mr. Lockwood.
[looks at Don angrily]
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Self-Reflection and Humor in Show Business
Don
Everything you ever said about me is true, Kathy. I'm no actor. I never was. Just a lotta dumb show. I know that now.
Cosmo
Well, at least you're taking it lying down.
Don
No. No kidding, Cosmo. Did you ever see anything as idiotic as me on that screen tonight?
Cosmo
Yeah, how about Lina?
Don
All right. I ran her a close second. Maybe it was a photo finish. Anyway, I'm through, fellas.
Kathy
Don, you're not through!
Cosmo
Why of course not. Why, with your looks and figure, you could drive an ice wagon or shine shoes!
Kathy
Block hats!
Cosmo
Sell pencils!
Kathy
Dig ditches!
Cosmo
Or worse still, go back to vaudeville.
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Progress Often Faces Skepticism and Doubt
Cosmo Brown
That's what they said about the horseless carriage.
[after Dexter says Talking Pictures will never amount to a thing]
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The Triple Threat of Talent Deficiency
Cosmo Brown
She can't act, she can't sing, and she can't dance - the Triple Threat.
[on Lina Lamont]
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