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Reflections on Hunting and Joylessness
Bill Pardy
I will never understand what joy a grown man gets using a $1,000 weapon to blow the face off a cute little deer.
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Childhood Memories and Aspirations Unfulfilled
Bill Pardy
Hey, Starla. You remember that time we were kids and you came knocking on my window in the middle of the night? So Starla here, 12. I guess I was 14. I said, "Starla, what the hell are you doing out there?" She says that she's gonna run away to Hollywood and be a big star. And she knew I was in the ROTC, so she says she needs a bodyguard and invites me to come along. And I said, "Starla, if there's anyone who can take care of herself, "I think it's you. I'm gonna have to decline.
Wally Whale
How far did you get?
Starla Grant
About the bus stop. Because Ranger Rick here called my dad.
Wally Whale
Damn. A cop from the get-go. You son of a bitch!
Starla Grant
You fucked up our fame and fortune there, Bill Pardy.
Bill Pardy
Yeah. Yeah, I guess maybe I did.
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Discussion on Lyme Disease and Its Effects
Jack McReady
Well, it's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease.
Bill Pardy
What?
Jack McReady
Lyme disease. You touch some deer feces and then you eat a sandwich without washing your hands, you got your Lyme disease.
Bill Pardy
And that makes you look like a squid?
Jack McReady
Well, fuck you all for laughing.
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Invasive Curiosity and Transformation
Taglines
What's Gotten Into You?
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Skepticism Amidst the Unfathomable
Mayor Jack McReady
Praise Jesus? That's fucking pushing it. This shit's about as far from God as shit can get. Either of you ever seen anything like that? You ever heard of anything like that? Huh? Me neither. And I watch Animal Planet all the fucking time!
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Bill's Opinion on Grant's Affinity for Dogs
Bill Pardy
I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk. He just don't strike me as a real dog lover, is all.
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Confrontational Demand from Mayor McReady
Mayor Jack McReady
Get the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
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Unexpected Reaction to Disturbing Situation
Bill Pardy
Well, now that is some fucked up shit.
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Unexpected Comparisons in Unusual Circumstances
Bill Pardy
Grant looks like a squid, don't know where he's gonna hide... Seaworld maybe.
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A Plea for Understanding and Connection
Grant Grant
Come on, baby, don't... Don't look at me like that.
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Dominion and Deer Season in Wheelsy
Mayor Jack McReady
Ladies and gentlemen, right after God invented this world of ours, he came unto Adam and he said that man should have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the Earth. Now, I believe when God said that, he was thinking of deer season in Wheelsy and how much damn fun it is to shoot a buck or two!
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Regrets of a Missed Opportunity
Starla Grant
Bet you regret not running off with me to Hollywood now, hey, Bill?
Bill Pardy
Oh, hell, Starla, I always regretted that.
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Protective Instincts and Confrontation
Grant Grant
You ain't gonna shoot me, Starla! I told you: You always needed me to protect you! You for damn sure ain't got the balls to--
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Unexpected Confession in a Small Town
Jack McReady
Town Council lit a Roman candle, stuck it up my ass!
Bill Pardy
Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business.
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Unexpected Insults Among Friends
Wally Whale
Surprised you're able to lift a mug, you've been carrying that torch for so long.
Bill Pardy
Oh, that reminds me of something I want to tell you.
Wally Whale
What's that?
Bill Pardy
Fuck you, fat ass.
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Curiosity Amidst Fear and Panic
Mayor Jack McReady
If I weren't about to shit my pants, I'd be fucking fascinated.
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Tested Patience in Challenging Circumstances
Bill Pardy
My easygoing nature is getting sorely fucking tested.
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Rancher Theft Sparks Characters' Banter
Bill Pardy
Two nights ago, a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon. That rancher with the cleft palate?
Wally Whale
Yeah. I know that guy. He looks like a chipmunk.
Bill Pardy
Your mama weren't too proud when you came out neither, Wally.
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Frustration Amidst Chaos and Absurdity
Jack McCready
Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon and worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars. People are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no fucking goddamn Mr. Pibb!
Bill Pardy
Jesus Christ, Jack. Let me get right on it.
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Life and Death in Unlikely Conversations
Brenda Gutierezz
I thought maybe you was dead after the other night.
Grant Grant
I am dead. Don't I look it?
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A Threat from an Ancient Presence
Grant Grant
I've been around a billion years. You think you can fuck with me?
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A Day Full of Negativity
Kylie Strutemyer
What are we gonna do now?
Bill Pardy
Probably turn into a couple of these fucked-up things.
Kylie Strutemyer
That's kind of negative.
Bill Pardy
Well, it's been that sort of day.
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Struggling with Nature and Love
Grant Grant
I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all. I lost my head. I didn't mean to do none of them things I done. Not kill them pets. Not make Brenda a womb. But it's my nature, ain't it? How can you blame someone for acting according to his own nature? I wanted to tell you what was going on, but I was afraid you wouldn't love me no more. I never knew love, Starla...
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Betrayal and Transformation in Slither
Grant Grant
It's all over, Starla. And I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere. Till I'm all that is! Then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed. Won't you, sugarplum?
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Horror Redefined in Slither's Unique Style
Taglines
Horror Has a New Face
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Embrace the Fear Within
Taglines
Feed the fear.
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Commitment in Difficult Times
Starla Grant
You're just sick. We're just here to take you to get some help. Right now. And I'm gonna stay by you. Just like I swore I would. For better or worse.
[to a transformed Grant]
Bill Pardy
Much fuckin worse...
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Confrontation and Aggression in Slither
Grant Grant
Open this door, you little whore! Don't mess with me, you little slut.
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Embrace the Challenge of Confrontation
Taglines
Slug it out.
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A Greeting to an Unlikely Companion
Grant Grant
Hey there, killer!
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Evolution and Survival in a Changing World
Starla Grant
When Darwin said "fittest," he didn't necessarily mean the strongest, or the most intelligent, or any one trait. He merely meant those organisms most well-suited to their environments. Now, we humans, we think we're more fit, more evolved, because we're smarter. But we're neophytes. We've only been on this Earth two million years, give or take. The cockroach, that fellow's been around 350 million years. So, based on that, which of us is the more successful species?
Brenda
Those little fuckers are tearing me apart!
[as the alien slugs tear her apart on the inside]
Tourneur
He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war.
Kylie Strutemyer
His real face looks like a needle. But he's always got another. He goes from place to place, worids, planets, killing them. Some he gets pregnant, others he just takes over with his worms. And the rest he eats till they're gone. Now he's here.
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Debate Over Martians and Their Definition
Jack McCready
He's a goddamn Martian?
Bill Pardy
Martians is from Mars, Jack.
Jack McCready
Or it's a general term meaning "outer space fucker.
Bill Pardy
No, it isn't.
Jack McCready
Look it up, cocksucker.
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