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Smokin Aces - Trailer No. 2

Smokin' Aces Quotes

"Nobody gets away clean."

R 2007 · 1h 49m
65
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65
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30 quotes
Cinnamon Roll Comparison to Unpleasant Substance
Buddy "Aces" Israel A cinammon roll, the roll of the cinammon? That looks like a jizz. Yeah, Eastern European jizz. That looks like some fuckhead shot his load on a $12,000 calf skin jacket. The twist is it's my $12,000 calf skin jacket. Okay so you got the semen. You got the human ejaculate that has been allowed to sink in for seven hours alright, work its way into the fabric fucking fibers.
[mimicking Russian accent]
Questioning the Authenticity of the Feds
Georgia Sykes Man are these feds fake or for real, Sharice? Please Sharice?
Confidence in a Plan to Succeed
Jack Dupree Rip hand to god you've got nothing to worry about. Yeah, I've assembled a team. We're gonna go in and get this guy Israel and everyone is gonna leave the theater grinning.
Direct Communication Over Clichés
Agent Messner Shitcan the cue card rhetoric and talk to me like a man.
Frustration Over Inaction During Surveillance Operation
Agent Messner We're getting robbed here, man. Sixteen hours of staring at Sparraza's house and this guy's got hookers up there fist fighting.
Threat of Violence in High-Stakes Situation
Agent Messner Put that gun down or I'll fucking drain you.
Agent Carruthers Addresses Volume Control
Agent Carruthers Why don't you talk a little louder, Steve? Just keep your fucking voice down.
Unremovable Stains of Life's Choices
Buddy "Aces" Israel Hugo, there isn't a fucking laundry detergent or cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some shit, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.
The Illusion of Control and Perception
Buddy "Aces" Israel What do you see right now? You see exactly and only what I choose to show you. That is illusion, Ivy. That is the lie that I tell your eyes. Makin the magic happen in the moment, in that split second you can see past this motherfucker and find that's all bullshit. I can shape it, I can shift it, I can make it as real as this room. That is why I am valuable here Ivy, and that is why you are not. I am sorry. I love you. I never wanted it to be like this, you know that.
Questioning the Nature of Loyalty
Buddy "Aces" Israel Do I believe in loyalty?
Confronting the Aftermath of Violence
Georgia Sykes These two dudes are just lying in the elevator all shot up. What ever it was, it got way past words.
Questioning Intelligence and Decision-Making
Buddy "Aces" Israel Are you a colossal fucking idiot?
Questioning a Colleague's Tenure at Work
Agent Carruthers How long have you been working here?...Bill?
[While reaching for his gun]
Seeking Clarity Amid Chaos
Agent Messner Make it make sense.
Israel's Awakening and Uninvolvement in Fight
Agent Carruthers Israel's awake. There was apparently a fight with some prostitutes, but he wasn't involved.
The Allure of a Mystic Figure
Jack Dupree For some fucking reason the wise guys love him. They think he's a mystic you know, something special.
Agent Carruthers' Mission to Reach Israel
Agent Carruthers I'm gonna get to Israel before they do.
Confrontation Over Miscommunication in Smokin' Aces
Buddy "Aces" Israel Hugo, you're looking at me like I just asked you the fucking square root of something. What did you say to Mecklen on the little motherfucking machine?!
The Infamous Tremor Brothers and Their Mayhem
Jack Dupree How about the Tremor brothers? Three of them. Same skank mom, different deadbeat dads. They're used for that suicide style, kamikhaze shit. You heard about that dinner club in Cleveland, right? Well the Tremor brothers go rip shit riot on the whole fucking place. Seven dead, twenty-eight wounded. All to get this one fucking guy. Of course in the melee one of them gets shot in the neck passes out, the other gets blowback from a jammed piece is temporarily blinded, the last takes a bullet in the back, can't walk. These are speed freak, neo nazi assholes who read and recite Mein Kampf like it was mother goose, they're meaner than shit, they're dumber than hell. And these motherfuckers will go megaton at the drop of a hat.
Staying Together in Tough Times
Buddy "Aces" Israel We just gotta keep ourselves together. Stay with me. Stay with me man. Hugo, you with me? You with me baby?
Agent Messner Demands Accountability for Lack of Communication
Agent Messner You are going to tell me why no call was made to inform us that the Israel situation had been altered. Why I and my partner and friend, who's body is going into a furnace tomorrow, weren't fucking contacted.
Approaching the Final Destination
Buddy "Aces" Israel We're almost home.
Confrontation and Choices in a Tense Situation
Georgia Sykes I didn't kill your man downstairs I found him like that. Whether you believe or not, man that shit ain't even important. We can either work this out and live or we can keep doin the same shit we been doin'. Now I don't have any problem with you or your bureau so I think you should just roll off and just let us move on.
[while in a standoff with an enraged Messner.]
Agent Messner's Warning Against Contamination
Agent Messner Oh, you're fucking sick, man. Hey and don't put it up against the water there. Don't even let it rub shoulders with it.
Questioning the Need for Excessive Firepower
Georgia Sykes You got the .50. What you trying to shoot a jumbo jet out the sky?
Aces Israel Advocates for Retirement
Buddy "Aces" Israel And I say this from the bottom of my heart: retire.
Aces' Observation on Wilting Flowers
Buddy "Aces" Israel These flowers have wilted. Call the florist.
Acknowledgment of Human Mortality
Agent Carruthers Mortal. Mortal.
[Last words]
A Moment of Regret
Buddy "Aces" Israel Forgive me.
[last words]
Countdown to Expiration: A High-Stakes Gamble
Jack Dupree So there it is. The bond on Buddy Israel expires in eighteen hours, after that it's jump ball.