Snatch (2001) - Quotes

Silent Messages in Size and Presence

Mickey: Nobody brings a fella the size o him, less they're tryin to say somethin without talkin'.

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Commitment to Completing the Task

Mickey: Ya stay until the job is done!

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Mickey's Preferences for Stylish Home Decor

Mickey: Now look, she wants the Heki 2 roof lights, uh, the stylish ash frame furniture, and the scatter cushions with, uh, matching shag pile cover. Yeah. Right. And she's terrible partial to the periwinkle blue boss.

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Observation of Physical Stature

Mickey: Fook, e's a big fella.

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Urgent Personal Need Expressed by Character

Mickey: [Roused from his drunken stupor] I need to have a shite.

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A Deadly Kick for a Target

Mickey: Deadly kick fer a fat focker, eh?

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Save Your Breath for Cooling Porridge

Mickey: Save your breath for cooling your porridge

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A Bold Warning About Masculinity and Power

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol pussy, and have brought your two little, mincey, faggot balls along for a good ol time. But you've got your parties muddled up; there's no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns…and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine…should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now…fuck off!

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The Predictability of Stupidity

Bullet Tooth Tony: Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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Confrontation and Consequences Await

Bullet Tooth Tony: [To a would-be assassin who has just run out of bullets] You're in trouble now, boy.

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Appreciation for Music in Snatch

Bullet Tooth Tony: [Madonna's "Lucky Star" comes on on the radio] Oh, I love this track.

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A Unique Greeting in Snatch

Bullet Tooth Tony: [In French version] * Bonjourrr?

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Unyielding Surveillance and Threats

Brick Top: I'm gonna be watching you, and I don't care where you go. You can fuck off to Tibet, and I shall have men, nutters, from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers ready to chop your tarty fuckin legs off!

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A Warning Against Submissive Behavior

Brick Top: Pull your tongue out of my arsehole Gary. Dogs do that, You're not a dog are yer Gary?

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Understanding Nemesis and Retribution

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a orrible cunt: me.

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Confrontation and Consequences in Snatch

Brick Top: Listen here, you fucking fringe. If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm talking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

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A Request for Tea

Brick Top: Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, will you, Errol?

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A Warning of Consequences and Threats

Brick Top: [To Turkish] You are on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks! Now, fuck off.

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Fighters Remain Unchanged Regardless of Skill

Brick Top: I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm-hard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters!

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Brick Top's Unique Perspective on Repetition

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary … come again?

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A Dire Situation Unfolds

Turkish: Now … we are fucked.

Unexpected Discoveries in a Week's Time

Turkish: [The dog barks] Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog; I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found a squeaky toy, an undigested shoe, and an eighty-six carat diamond lodged in the dog's stomach. Lot can happen in a week. Still didn't shut it up, though.

The Consequences of Fear and Action

Turkish: [Voiceover] Ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? And hey presto, a car's nearly on you, so what do you do? You freeze. And your life doesn't flash before your eyes, cause you're too fucking scared to think – you just freeze, and pull a stupid face. The pikey didn't – why? Because he had plans on running the car over. It had previously occurred to me that the pikey had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. For every action, there is a reaction. And a pikey reaction … is quite a fucking thing.

Controlling Chaos in Unpredictable Situations

Turkish: [[w:pig|pig] You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy, and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, ]-feeding gangster.

The Resilience of Boris "the Blade

Turkish: [Voiceover] Boris "the Blade", or Boris "the Bullet Dodger". As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.

Perceptions of Danger in Unlikely Appearances

Turkish: Now, I know he looks like a fat fucker … well, he is a fat fucker … but he's dirty and he's dangerous.

The Business of Identity in Diamonds

Turkish: That's Doug the Head. Everybody knows Doug the Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey. He thinks it's good for business. And in the diamond business, it is good for business.