30 quotes
A Clarification About Personal Loss
Dr. Whitby
No, it's not your dead wife.
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Uncle Albert's Humorous Distress in Superhero Movie
Uncle Albert
I can't breathe; you're kneelin on my balls!
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A Cautionary Note on Hard Work
Lou Landers/Hourglass
Good. You're a hard-working fine young man. Let's hope you're not brutally murdered, too!
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Acknowledging the impossibility of togetherness
Rick Riker/Dragonfly
I realize, we can never be together.
[to Jill]
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Confronting Daily Thoughts of Suicide
Stephen Hawking
That's a lie. I think of suicide every single day.
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Visionary or Crazy: A Character's Reflection
Lou Landers/Hourglass
No, crazy is hearin voices, talkin to cats, datin Paula Abdul. I am not crazy; I...am a visionary!
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Misunderstanding in a Medical Context
Dr. Whitby
Yes, you see, we confused you with one of our sex-change patients, but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis. We did, however, cut off your testicles, but since your wife's dead, you won't be needin em!
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A Hero's Regret After a Close Call
Rick Riker/Dragonfly
If I hadn't pushed her out of the way she would have die...aaaaaaah!
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Unexpected Situations and Choices
Professor Xavier
Squatting on a glass table...two girls...one cup...you know what to do!
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Questioning Paternity and Responsibility
Professor Xavier
How do I know that baby's even mine?!
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Coughing Blood: A Concern for Health
Lou Landers/Hourglass
Why yes. This is, healthy cough blood.
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Discovery of Unexpected Abilities
Rick Riker/Dragonfly
I think I have...superpowers!
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Perceptions of Ability and Reality in Superheroes
Professor Xavier
We have people who can walk through walls. And we have people who think they can walk through walls!
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Observing the City from a Unique Angle
Rick Riker/Dragonfly
I'm looking seriously over the city...in a squatting position.
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Questioning Unexpected Medical Intervention
Uncle Albert
You did surgery on me?
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Unexpected Mishap in Superhero Movie
Lou Landers/Hourglass
I just shat my pants.
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Questioning Sanity in a Superhero Context
Lou Landers/Hourglass
Are you frickin insane?!
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Caution in Slow Motion
Lance Landers
Watch where you're going in slo-mo, dipshit!
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Critique of Unhealthy Choices and Deception
Uncle Albert
Look at you, eatin junk food, wearin fake beards.
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Power and Attraction in Superhero Life
Uncle Albert
With great power comes hot bitches.
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Taking Control of the Situation
Lance Landers
I'll drive.
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Acknowledgment of Understanding
Dr. Whitby
Yes I know...
[while fainting]
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Uncle Albert's Monthly Reminder on Menstruation
Uncle Albert
And once a month you'll bleed from your vagina!
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A Reminder to Remember Relationships
Uncle Albert
Don't forget about the bitches.
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Reference to Celine Dion Lyrics
Rick Riker/Dragonfly
Those are Celine Dion lyrics!
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Unconventional Offer from a Notable Figure
Stephen Hawking
Hey anyone want to get high? I have some hash with me. White guy in the dreads, you know what I am talking about? Can I get a what-what? Holla! I've got a stiff pole for your sweet hole. Anyone? Anyone? Pussies!
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Unexpected Compliment from Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking
You have an incredible ass!
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Unexpected Encounter Through Craigslist
Rick Riker/Dragonfly
I met a guy at Craigslist.
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Unexpected Exclamation from a Renowned Scientist
Stephen Hawking
Shiiiit!...
[before falling down after Albert pushed him]
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Meeting a Girl Through Craigslist
Lou Landers/Hourglass
I met a girl at Craigslist.
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