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Family Outing to Sears Announcement
Mike
Put on your Sunday best kids; we're going to Sears!
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Cultural Misunderstandings in Young Romance
Marcia
Doug! I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
Doug
It's called a French kiss.
Marcia
But I thought you were from Nebraska!
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Football Fun and Family Moments
Greg
Now, throw me a pass.
Peter
24, 32, set, hike!
[''Peter throws the football way over Greg's head'']
Marcia
Dinner's ready... Oh, my nose!
[''The football hits her in the face'']
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Confrontation Over Marcia's Treatment
Charlie
Hey. I heard hat you said, Doug. And I'm not going to let you talk to Marcia like that.
Doug
Yeah?
Charlie
Yeah.
Doug
Well. What are you going to do about it, geek?
Charlie
I'm going to... lose... consciousness...
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A Long-Awaited Gift in the Evening
Sam
Wait a minute, I've got something for you.
Alice
Unless it fits on my fingers, I got to hit the hay.
[''rolls her eyes'']
Sam
It better fit, or I'm going to have to take it back.
Alice
Sam, I thought this day would never come!
[''gets excited, closes her eyes and sticks out her hand'']
Sam
When I saw it, I thought it was right up your alley.
[''gives Alice a bowling ball'']
Alice
I'm bowled over.
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A Brief Exchange Between Neighbors
Mrs. Dittmeyer
Hi sweetie.
Cindy
Hi Mrs. Dittmeyer.
Mrs. Dittmeyer
How's your daddy?
Cindy
He's fine.
Mrs. Dittmeyer
(to Mr. Dittmeyer) Mrs. Brady is lucky to have a strong, virile man in her house. (back to Cindy) You tell your daddy I'd be happy to help him wrap his packages this Christmas.
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Awkward Moment During a First Kiss
Charlie
Marcia, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
Marcia
It's called a French kiss, Charlie.
Charlie
Um. Marcia, I got to go. Uh... something suddenly came up.
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A Casual Encounter in the Neighborhood
Greg
Hey Mrs. Dittmeyer.
Mrs. Dittmeyer
Greg!
Greg
I was looking for Eric.
Mrs. Dittmeyer
Oh, he's in the garage. Oh wait, Greg, I think we got some of your mail again. Oh, but your hands are full, let me put it in your pocket. Oh my, you're so tall. You're almost as big as your daddy.
[''he begins walking''; ''she puts the mail in his front pocket very slowly to try and seductively touch his leg'']
Greg
Yeah, and I'm still growing.
Mrs. Dittmeyer
Right before my eyes. Oooh, and you're so strong.
[''admiring his body'']
Peter
Hey Mrs. Dittmeyer.
Mrs. Dittmeyer
Peter!
Peter
I was wondering if you needed any chores done around the house.
Mrs. Dittmeyer
Two Bradys. Yummy. I'll tell you what, when you boys are done, you could come inside and help me make a sandwich.
[''she gently touches both of their chins'']
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The Journey of Self-Acceptance
Mike
As a wise man once said, "Wherever you go, there you are.
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