Football Fun and Family Moments
Greg:
Now, throw me a pass.
Peter: [''Peter throws the football way over Greg's head'']
24, 32, set, hike!
Marcia: [''The football hits her in the face'']
Dinner's ready... Oh, my nose!
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A Brief Exchange Between Neighbors
Mrs. Dittmeyer:
Hi sweetie.
Cindy:
Hi Mrs. Dittmeyer.
Mrs. Dittmeyer:
How's your daddy?
Cindy:
He's fine.
Mrs. Dittmeyer:
(to Mr. Dittmeyer) Mrs. Brady is lucky to have a strong, virile man in her house. (back to Cindy) You tell your daddy I'd be happy to help him wrap his packages this Christmas.
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A Casual Encounter in the Neighborhood
Greg:
Hey Mrs. Dittmeyer.
Mrs. Dittmeyer:
Greg!
Greg:
I was looking for Eric.
Mrs. Dittmeyer: [''he begins walking''; ''she puts the mail in his front pocket very slowly to try and seductively touch his leg'']
Oh, he's in the garage. Oh wait, Greg, I think we got some of your mail again. Oh, but your hands are full, let me put it in your pocket. Oh my, you're so tall. You're almost as big as your daddy.
Greg:
Yeah, and I'm still growing.
Mrs. Dittmeyer: [''admiring his body'']
Right before my eyes. Oooh, and you're so strong.
Peter:
Hey Mrs. Dittmeyer.
Mrs. Dittmeyer:
Peter!
Peter:
I was wondering if you needed any chores done around the house.
Mrs. Dittmeyer: [''she gently touches both of their chins'']
Two Bradys. Yummy. I'll tell you what, when you boys are done, you could come inside and help me make a sandwich.
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A Long-Awaited Gift in the Evening
Sam:
Wait a minute, I've got something for you.
Alice: [''rolls her eyes'']
Unless it fits on my fingers, I got to hit the hay.
Sam:
It better fit, or I'm going to have to take it back.
Alice: [''gets excited, closes her eyes and sticks out her hand'']
Sam, I thought this day would never come!
Sam: [''gives Alice a bowling ball'']
When I saw it, I thought it was right up your alley.
Alice:
I'm bowled over.
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The Journey of Self-Acceptance
Mike:
As a wise man once said, "Wherever you go, there you are.
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Awkward Moment During a First Kiss
Charlie:
Marcia, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
Marcia:
It's called a French kiss, Charlie.
Charlie:
Um. Marcia, I got to go. Uh... something suddenly came up.
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Confrontation Over Marcia's Treatment
Charlie:
Hey. I heard hat you said, Doug. And I'm not going to let you talk to Marcia like that.
Doug:
Yeah?
Charlie:
Yeah.
Doug:
Well. What are you going to do about it, geek?
Charlie:
I'm going to... lose... consciousness...
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Family Outing to Sears Announcement
Mike:
Put on your Sunday best kids; we're going to Sears!
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Cultural Misunderstandings in Young Romance
Marcia:
Doug! I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
Doug:
It's called a French kiss.
Marcia:
But I thought you were from Nebraska!
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