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Tension Among Unlikely Companions
Carl Shackler
Remember me, motherfucker?
Frank Theodorakis
Wow, that looks great.
Carl Shackler
Hey, dickfuck. You're not gonna like Tommy. He doesn't cut off fingers, he cuts off heads.
Tommy Papouli
Shut up.
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Scott's Frustration with Martha
Scott Johansen
Eat her fucking face off, Martha!
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The Truth Behind Clichés and Winning
Frank Theodorakis
Are you guys familiar with the cliché, "It's a cliché because it's true? Well, that cliché about clichés being true has never been more true than right now with the cliché, the house always wins.
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High-Stakes Jackpot Humor Unleashed
Taglines
A hilarious high-stakes jackpot!
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Confronting the Wrong Opponent
Kate Johansen
Wrong couple to fuck with, pal!
[Scott and Kate hold up their weapons to intimidate a bad driver]
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Robbery Reveals Empty Safes and Tension
Tommy Papouli
Where's the money?
Frank Theodorakis
We just got robbed.
Scott Johansen
Yeah.
Frank Theodorakis
Look, the saves are all empty.
Tommy Papouli
Do you know how many times I see someone point to any empty safe and say we have no money?
Frank Theodorakis
A hundred?
Scott Johansen
500?
Frank Theodorakis
30,000.
Tommy Papouli
It's rhetorical, fuckstick.
Frank Theodorakis
Okay.
Tommy Papouli
Shut up. This your daughter?
Scott Johansen
Where? Who, her?
Tommy Papouli
Right here.
Scott Johansen
That's such a compliment. This is my wife.
Kate Johansen
Alex?
Scott Johansen
In fact, there's our daughter.
Kate Johansen
There she is. Hello, daughter.
Scott Johansen
Hi, honey.
Kate Johansen
Don't overthink it, just be our daughter.
Scott Johansen
Come right here.
Rachel
I'm not your daughter, that's your--
Scott Johansen
Sorry, Rachel!
Tommy Papouli
The fuck's the matter with you?
Scott Johansen
What?
Tommy Papouli
Shoving a girl like that?
Scott Johansen
We are strict diciplinarians in our household.
Tommy Papouli
Get out of my way. I know this is your daughter.
Alex Johansen
Mom!
Scott Johansen
No, no, no!
Tommy Papouli
Cuff her.
Scott Johansen
Sweetie.
Alex Johansen
Mom.
Kate Johansen
Honey.
Scott Johansen
No.
Frank Theodorakis
Wait, no. Take me, not her.
Tommy Papouli
No. No one cares if you die.
Frank Theodorakis
Oh, thank god.
Tommy Papouli
Help em find the money. Oh, and hey... 300 grand. Or you'll never see your daughter again.
Alex Johansen
Mom! Dad! Help!
Carl Shackler
Fuck you.
[raises his crooked middle finger at Scott, Kate, and Frank]
Alex Johansen
Help!
Carl Shackler
Fuck you.
Alex Johansen
Let go of me.
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Italian Accessories and Gender Perceptions
Joe
Are those women's sunglasses?
[gestures to the feminine sunglasses Scott is wearing]
Scott Johansen
No, they're Italian.
Joe
Well, that's a woman's cigarette - that's nice.
[gesturing to the thin long cigarette Scott is smoking]
Scott Johansen
No - also Italian. Italian sunglasses, Italian cigarettes.
Joe
Okay. Ciao!
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