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The Italian Job Quotes

"Get in. Get out. Get even."

PG-13 2003 · 1h 50m
68
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68
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9 quotes
Plans and Consequences in The Italian Job
Charlie Steve, What the hell are you doing?
Steve Bendel Made a few plans of my own.
John Bridger There's nowhere you can go where we won't find you, Steve. You know that.
Steve I think that's probably right, John.
[shoots him]
Unexpected Morning Call from Father
John Bridger Hello, sweetie.
Stella Daddy... it's early.
[checks the clock]
John I just wanted to let you know that I'm sending you something.
Stella Mmm. Does it smell nice?
John No...But it's sparkly.
Stella Does it have a receipt?
[suddenly wide awake]
John I'm sending it to you from the store.
[chuckles]
Stella Hmm. Why don't you just come by? We'll have some breakfast.
John It'd be a long trip. I'm in Venice.
[pause]
Stella With your parole officer's approval, of course?
[sits up in bed]
John I like the guy, Stella, you know that. But we never really connected. So I think I've paid my PO his last visit.
Stella What are you into, Dad? Don't break my heart. You told me you were through.
John After this, I am through. I swear to you.
Confrontation Over a Family Death
Steve Bendel Who the hell are you?
Mashkov I am Mashkov. And you killed my cousin Yehven.
Charlie Croker Gotta have some insurance, Steve.
Steve Look, Yehven was already dead when I got there. I'm sorry about that, but he dealt with some pretty unsavory types. This guy's trying to play you.
Mashkov You were right... No imagination.
[to Charlie]
Innovative Traffic Control Heist Strategy
Lyle You want all greens? Cause, ah, cause you got em.
[chuckles]
Charlie Croker What have you got?
Lyle Welcome to LA's Automated Traffic Surveillance and Control Operations Center. See, they use video feeds from intersections and specifically designed algorithms to predict traffic conditions, and thereby control traffic lights. So all I did was come up with my own... kick-ass algorithm to sneak in, and now we own the place.
Croker You want to do a dry run?
Lyle I thought you'd never ask! See, red light. Green light.
[singsong; turns to his computer, showing a camera; presses button to turn all lights on an intersection green; Cars start moving from each direction, causing one vehicle to get T-boned by a car on each side]
Media Attention and Personal Rivalry
Lyle And then ]'s just the media darling... He's on the cover of all the magazines, I should have been on the cover of WIRED magazine. You know what he said? He said he named it ] because it was his nickname because of the nappy hair under the hat. But he, it's because I was NAPPING when he STOLE it from me. He didn't even graduate.
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Handsome Rob I think it's time to move on, don't you? They shut him down, I wish they'd do the same to you.
Unexpected Introductions and Cold Remarks
Wrench Hi, we didn't get a chance to meet. Wrench.
[offers hand]
Stella Bridger Ham and cheese.
[gives him a sandwich]
Wrench Oh, that's cold. Damn, that's cold.
The Value of Relationships Over Wealth
John Bridger Charlie, there are two kinds of thieves in this world: the ones who steal to enrich their lives, and the ones who steal to define their lives. Don't be the latter. Makes you miss out on what's really important in this life.
Charlie Croker What are you talking about, John? You've been a good father.
John Sending presents doesn't make you a good father. I spent half my kid's life in prison. Don't get to be my age with nothing but this, Charlie. Find somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with and hold onto her forever. Okay?
Calculating a Fortune in The Italian Job
Lyle That's about 2.7 million dollars.
Charlie What?
Lyle No, wait. That's 27...27 million dollars. YEAH! I got the... Holy Spirit...you should get on it...it's a good train.
[A brief pause; everyone in the station is staring at him]
Investing in Gold: A Practical Discussion
Left Ear So come on, gentlemen, shopping list. Who's doing what? Spare no dirty details.
John Come on, guys. Take a lesson from an old man. Don't spend it. Invest.
Left Ear In what?
John In gold.
Left Ear What are you getting, Rob?
Handsome Rob Ah, I don't know. There's a lot of things you can get with a lot of money. You know, I'm just thinking about naked girls in leather seats.
Left Ear Obviously. See?
Handsome Rob Suppose I'll get the ]. There's not a lot a girl won't do in the passenger seat of one of those things.
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Lyle I'm gonna get a NAD T-770 digital decoder with a seventy-watt amp and and Burr Brown DAC's.
Left Ear Yeah...
[at a loss]
Lyle It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off.
Handsome Rob Now you're talking!
Left Ear Thirty-five million dollars, you can't get more creative than that, man? I'm going to Andalusia. The south of Spain. Right over there. Get me a big house, get me a library full of first editions, get a room for my shoes... What about you, Steve?
[points]
Steve Bendel I don't know. I haven't decided yet.
Left Ear You haven't decided yet? Come on, man. Is it the mountain air? Just —
Steve I liked what you said. I'll take one of each of yours.
Left Ear Well here's to two of everything for Steve!
[Laughs]