The King's Speech Quotes

Lionel Logue What was your earliest memory?

Bertie What on earth do you mean?

Lionel Logue Your first recollection.

Bertie I'm not... here to discuss... personal matters.

Lionel Logue Why are you here then?

Bertie BECAUSE I BLOODY WELL STAMMER!

Lionel Logue You have a bit of a temper.

Bertie One of... m-my many faults.

Princess Elizabeth ] speaking] What's he saying?

King George VI I don't know but... he seems to be saying it rather well.

King George V I told him straight, no divorced person can ever be received at court! He said, it made him "sublimely happy." I imagine that was because she was sleeping with him. "I give you my word" - this is what he said - "I give you my word, we've never had immoral relations." Stared square into his father's face, and lied. When I'm dead, that boy will ruin himself, this family, and this nation within twelve months.

King George VI You give a very noble account of yourself.

Lionel Logue Make inquiries. It's all true.

King George VI Inquiries have been made. You have no idea who I have... breathing down my neck. I vouched for you. And you have no... credentials.

Lionel Logue But lots of success! I can't show you a certificate. There was no training then. Everything I know, I know from experience, and ] was some experience. My plaque says, "L. Logue, Speech Defects", not "Doctor". There are no letters after my name. Lock me in the Tower.

King George VI I would, if I could.

Lionel Logue On what charge?

King George VI Fraud. With war looming you've saddled this nation with a voiceless... king! You've destroyed the happiness of my family, all for the sake of ensnaring a star patient you couldn't... possibly hope to assist! It'll be like ]. Only... Mad King George The Stammerer. Who let his people down so badly in their hour of need- What are you doing? Get up! Y-you can't sit there! GET UP!

Lionel Logue Why not? It's a chair.

King George VI T-that... that is not "a chair", that is ]'s chair!

Lionel Logue People have carved their names on it.

King George Y-y-you... That is the seat on which every king and queen-

Lionel Logue It's held in place by a large rock.

King George Th-that is the ]! You are t-trivializing everything...! You trivialize-

Lionel Logue I don't care how many royal arseholes have sat in this chair.

King George VI L-listen to me... listen to me!

Lionel Logue Listen to you? By what right?

King George VI By divine right, if you must. I am your King!

Lionel Logue No, you're not. You just told me you didn't want it. Why should I waste my time listening to you?

King George VI Because I have a right to be heard! I HAVE A VOICE!

Lionel Logue Yes, you do. You have such perseverance, Bertie. You're the bravest man I know. You'll make a bloody good king.

Taglines Find your voice.

Lionel Logue It's true, I'm not a doctor. And yes, I acted. A bit. Well...I recited in pubs, I taught elocution in schools. When the Great War came, all our soldiers were returning to Australia from the front, a lot of them shell-shocked, unable to speak. Somebody said, "Lionel, you're very good at all this speech stuff, you think you could possibly help these poor buggers?" I did muscle therapy, exercises, relaxation, but I knew I had to go deeper. Those poor young blokes cried out in fear. No one was listening to them. My job was to give them faith in their own voice, and let them know a friend was listening.

Lionel Logue Forget everything else, and just say it to me. Say it to me, as a friend.

Lionel Logue Deep breath, and up comes Her Royal Highness... and slowly exhale, and down comes Her Royal Highness...

Elizabeth You all right, Bertie?

Bertie Yes.

Elizabeth It's actually quite good fun.

Lionel Logue Do you know any jokes?

Prince Albert, Duke of York ...Timing isn't my strong suit.

Queen Elizabeth Apparently she has certain skills - acquired at an establishment in Shanghai.

King George VI In this grave... hour... perhaps the most fateful in our history, I send... to every household of my... a-peoples, both at home... and overseas... this message... spoken with the same depth of feeling for each one of you as if I were able to cross... your threshold and speak to you... myself. For the second time in the lives of most of us, we are at... at war. Over and over again, we have tried to find... a peaceful way out of the differences between ourselves and those who are now... our enemies. But it has been... in vain. We have been forced into a conflict, for we are called to meet the challenge of a principle, which, if it were to prevail, would be fatal to any civilised order... in the world. Such a principle, stripped of all... disguise, is surely the mere... primitive doctrine that might... is right. For the sake of all that we ourselves hold dear, it is unthinkable that we should refuse to meet... the challenge. It is to this... high purpose that I now... call my people, at home, and my people across... the seas, who will make our cause their own. I ask them to stand calm, and firm, and united in this time of trial. The task will be hard. There may be dark days ahead, and war... can no longer be... confined... to the battlefield. But we can only do the right... as we see the right, and reverently... commit our cause... to God. If one and all we keep resolutely faithful... to it, then... with God's help, we shall... prevail.

Lionel Logue Take a nice deep breath, expand the chest, put your hands onto your ribs, deeper... how do you feel?

Bertie Full of hot air.

Lionel Logue Isn't that what public speaking's all about?

Archbishop of Canterbury Your Majesty, I am... speechless!

Taglines When God couldn't save The King, The Queen turned to someone who could.

King George VI Waiting for me to... commence a conversation, one can wait rather a long wait.

Bertie David, I've been trying to see you

King Edward VIII I've been terribly busy.

Bertie Doing what?

King Edward VIII Kinging.

Bertie Really? Kinging... is a precarious business these days. Where's the Russian Tsar, Where's... cousin Wilhelm?

King Edward VIII Ugh, you're being dreary.

Bertie Is Kinging laying off... 80... staff and buying more pearls for Wallis while people are marching across Europe singing The Red Flag?

King Edward VIII Stop your worrying, Herr Hitler will sort them out.

Bertie And who will sort out Herr Hitler?

King Edward VIII Where's the bloody 23?

Bertie AND YOU PUT THAT WOMAN IN OUR MOTHER'S SUITE!

King Edward VIII Mama's not still in the bed, is she?

Bertie That's not funny.

King Edward VIII Here it is, Wallis likes the very best.

Bertie I don't care what... woman you carry on with at night as long as you... show up for duty in the morning.

King Edward VIII Wallis is not just some woman I'm carrying on with, we intend to marry.

Bertie Excuse me?

King Edward VIII She's filing a petition for divorce.

Bertie Good God... can't you just give her a nice house and a title?

King Edward VIII I'm not having her as my mistress.

Bertie The Church doesn't recognize divorce and you are the... head of the Church

King Edward VIII Haven't I any rights?

Bertie Many privileges.

King Edward VIII Not the same thing. Your beloved common man may marry for love, why not me?

Bertie If you were... a common man on what basis could you... possibly claim to be king?

King Edward VIII Sounds like you've studied our wretched constitution.

Bertie Sounds like you haven't.

King Edward VIII That's what this is about, brushing up. Hence the elocution lessons, that's the scoop around town.

Bertie I'm trying to...

King Edward VIII Yearning for a larger audience, are we B-B-B-B-Bertie?

Bertie Don't...

King Edward VIII What's that? I'm sorry, I... younger brother trying to push older brother off the throne, p-p-p-p-positively medieval.

Lionel Logue Myrtle!

King George VI It's all right.

Lionel Logue Bertie, over here.

King George VI Are you all right, Logue?

Lionel Logue Yes.

King George VI Well, shouldn't we go through? What is it?

Myrtle Logue You're... You're..!

Queen Elizabeth It's "Your Majesty" the first time. After that, it's "ma'am." As in "ham." Not "mum" as in "palm.

Lionel Logue I haven't told her about us. Sit down, relax.

Queen Elizabeth I'm told that your husband calls my husband "Bertie," and my husband calls your husband "Lionel." I trust you won't call me "Liz?

Myrtle Logue Your Majesty, you may call me "Mrs. Logue," ma'am.

Queen Elizabeth Very nice to meet you, Mrs. Logue.

King George VI Logue, we can't stay here all day.

Lionel Logue Yes we can. I have to choose the right moment.

King George VI Logue, you're being a coward.

Lionel Logue You're damn right.

King George VI Get out there, man!

Lionel Logue Hello, Myrtle, darling. You're early. I believe you two have met. But I don't think you know... King George VI.

King George VI It's very nice to meet you.

Myrtle Logue Will their Majesties be staying to dinner?

Queen Elizabeth We would love to, such a treat, but alas... a previous engagement. What a pity.

King George VI If I am King, where is my power? Can I form a government? Levy a tax? Declare a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority because they think that when I speak, I speak for them. But I can't speak.

Lionel Logue You still stammered a bit on the "w".

King George VI Well, I had to throw in a few so they knew it was me.

King George V In the past, all a king had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off his horse. Now we must invade people's homes and ingratiate ourselves with them. This family's been reduced to those lowest, basest of all creatures. We've become actors.

King George VI We're not a family, we're a firm.

Taglines It takes leadership to confront a nation's fear. It takes friendship to conquer your own.

Queen Elizabeth You know, I refused your first two marriage proposals not because I didn't love you, but because I couldn't bear the idea of a royal life. Couldn't bear the idea of a life of tours, duty, and... well, a life that really no longer to be my own. But then I thought, he stammers so beautifully, they'll leave us alone.

King George VI In this... grave hour fuck fuck fuck perhaps the most fateful in our history bugger shit shit I send to every household of my... you see "P" is always difficult, even when I'm singing.

Lionel Logue Bounce onto it. "apeoples".

King George VI Ape... apeoples, Household of my apeoples both at home and overseas...

Lionel Logue Beautiful.

King George VI ...this message doo dah, Spoken with the same depth of feeling doo dah day for each one of you, as if I were able to shit FUCK Bugger cross your threshold and speak to you...

Lionel Logue In your head now, I have a right to be bloody well heard.

King George VI Bloody well heard, bloody well heard, bloody well heard, Bloody Well Heard, BLOODY WELL HEARD MYSELF!

Lionel Logue Now waltz, move, get continuous motion.

King George VI For the second time in the lives of most of us we are at...

Lionel Logue We are, take a pause.

King George VI : Lionel, I can't do this.

Lionel Logue Bertie, you can do it. Have a look at the last paragraph.

Queen Elizabeth Bertie, it's time.

Lionel Logue Please don't do that.

Bertie I'm sorry?

Lionel Logue I believe sucking smoke into your lungs, well, it'll kill you.

Bertie My physicians say it relaxes the throat.

Lionel Logue They're idiots.

Bertie They've all been knighted.

Lionel Logue Makes it official, then.

Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon, Duchess of York My husband, well... he's required to speak publicly.

Lionel Logue Perhaps he should change jobs.

Elizabeth He can't.

Lionel Logue Indentured servitude?

Elizabeth Something of that nature, yes.

King George VI All that work down the drain. My own brother, I couldn't say a single word to him in reply.

Lionel Logue Why do you stammer so much more with David than you ever do with me?

King George VI Cos you're b... bloody well paid to listen.

Lionel Logue Bertie, I'm not a geisha girl.

King George VI St... stop trying to be so bloody clever.

Lionel Logue What is it about David that stops you speaking?

King George VI What is it about you that bloody well makes you want to go on about it the whole bloody time?

Lionel Logue Vulgar, but fluent; you don't stammer when you swear.

King George VI Oh, bugger off!

Lionel Logue Is that the best you can do?

King George VI Well... bloody bugger to you, you beastly bastard.

Lionel Logue Oh, a public school prig could do better than that.

King George VI Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

Lionel Logue Yes!

King George VI Shit!

Lionel Logue Defecation flows trippingly from the tongue!

King George VI Because I'm angry!

Lionel Logue Do you know the f-word?

King George VI F... f... fornication?

Lionel Logue Oh, Bertie!

King George VI Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! Fuck, fuck and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse!

Lionel Logue Yes...

King George VI Balls, balls...

Lionel Logue You see, not a hesitation!

King George VI ...fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and... tits.

Logue's son Dad, what's going on?

King George VI Is the nation ready for two minutes of radio silence?