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Surprise at Professionalism in Unexpected Situations
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
I never knew it could be like that! So… so… professional!
[After Dolores finally consummates her marriage to Dr. Hfuhruhurr…; sighs]
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Citizen's Divorce Declaration in Marriage Scene
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Dolores, I am making a citizen's divorce.
[Exasperated]
Dolores
What?
[laughing]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
By the powers vested in me, I hereby declare our marriage null and void! E pluribus unum!
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A Marriage in Shambles and Fragments
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite! Ahhh! Oh-ho! 19th-Century Indian rubber vase, eh?!
[Grabbing an expensive vase during a marital spat; He slams the vase to the ground, but it bounces back up into his hands.]
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Health Warning for Viewing This Film
Taglines
DANGER: HEALTH WARNING: Watching This Movie May Cause Severe Brain Damage
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Innovative Surgeon Promotes Unique Brain Surgery Technique
Taglines
Steve Martin Is A World Famous Surgeon. He Invented Screw Top, Zip Lock Brain Surgery. Trust Him.
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A Unique Expression of Happiness
Anne Uumellmahaye
I don't think there's a girl floating in any jar anywhere who's as happy as I am! Oh, Michael, you do so much for me, and I do nothing for you!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Are you out of your head? Sorry, I forgot.
[pauses]
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The Dilemma of Playing God
Inspector
You are playing God!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
SOMEBODY has to!
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The Ethics of Life and Death Decisions
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence!
Dr. Necessiter
Nonsense! If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it!
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Trusting a deceased surgeon's expertise
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
But there's only one other person I'd trust to perform this operation — Beckerman!
Dr. Brandon
Well Dr. Beckerman was murdered in Europe! You know that!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Exactly! Not only is he dead, he's six thousand miles away!
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Humor That Will Leave You in Stitches
Taglines
So funny you'll laugh your head off.
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Counting to Ten in Distress
Anne Uumellmahaye
I… I think I'm alright.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Count to ten!
Anne Uumellmahaye
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 10.
[pause]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
You! You cooked her nines!
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Surgical Chaos in the Operating Room
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Metzenbaum scissors!
Nurse
Metzenbaum scissors!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr
Get that cat out of here!
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