Innovative Surgeon Promotes Unique Brain Surgery Technique
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Steve Martin Is A World Famous Surgeon. He Invented Screw Top, Zip Lock Brain Surgery. Trust Him.
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Health Warning for Viewing This Film
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DANGER: HEALTH WARNING: Watching This Movie May Cause Severe Brain Damage
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Humor That Will Leave You in Stitches
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So funny you'll laugh your head off.
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Citizen's Divorce Declaration in Marriage Scene
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: [Exasperated]
Dolores, I am making a citizen's divorce.
Dolores: [laughing]
What?
Dr. Hfuhruhurr:
By the powers vested in me, I hereby declare our marriage null and void! E pluribus unum!
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The Dilemma of Playing God
Inspector:
You are playing God!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr:
SOMEBODY has to!
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Counting to Ten in Distress
Anne Uumellmahaye:
I… I think I'm alright.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr:
Count to ten!
Anne Uumellmahaye: [pause]
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 10.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr:
You! You cooked her nines!
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A Unique Expression of Happiness
Anne Uumellmahaye:
I don't think there's a girl floating in any jar anywhere who's as happy as I am! Oh, Michael, you do so much for me, and I do nothing for you!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: [pauses]
Are you out of your head? Sorry, I forgot.
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The Ethics of Life and Death Decisions
Dr. Hfuhruhurr:
The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence!
Dr. Necessiter:
Nonsense! If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it!
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Trusting a deceased surgeon's expertise
Dr. Hfuhruhurr:
But there's only one other person I'd trust to perform this operation — Beckerman!
Dr. Brandon:
Well Dr. Beckerman was murdered in Europe! You know that!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr:
Exactly! Not only is he dead, he's six thousand miles away!
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Surgical Chaos in the Operating Room
Dr. Hfuhruhurr:
Metzenbaum scissors!
Nurse:
Metzenbaum scissors!
Dr. Hfuhruhurr:
Get that cat out of here!
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Surprise at Professionalism in Unexpected Situations
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: [After Dolores finally consummates her marriage to Dr. Hfuhruhurr…; sighs]
I never knew it could be like that! So… so… professional!
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A Marriage in Shambles and Fragments
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: [Grabbing an expensive vase during a marital spat; He slams the vase to the ground, but it bounces back up into his hands.]
Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite! Ahhh! Oh-ho! 19th-Century Indian rubber vase, eh?!
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