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Queen Victoria's Hatred for Pirates
Queen Victoria
Exactly, hate them, with their idiotic shanties! And their ridiculous hats! And their endless blasted ROARING!!! I want them sunk, Admiral!! Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks!! Do you hear me?! I... HATE... PIRATES!!!
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Favorite Moments in Adventure
The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate
Sorry, It's just, That's my favourite bit.
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Confidence in Beauty and Danger
Cutlass Liz
Hello, Boys. You're probably all wondering, If I'm still as deadly as I am beautiful. Well, I am.
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Join the Crew for Adventure and Fun
Taglines
Join the crew and kick some booty.
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The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! - The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate
The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate
I'd take a jellyfish in the face of that man.
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A New Era of Pirates Awaits
Taglines
Prepare for a new breed of pirates.
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A Beard That Drives Me Crazy
Cutlass Liz
And that beard of yours, it drives me, crazy.
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Navigating Challenges and Misunderstandings at Sea
Pirate Captain
Right, then, Charles. When is this science show of yours?
Charles Darwin
A week tomorrow.
Pirate Captain
Ahhh, confound it. You see, we could've made that with a good wind behind us, but unfortunately, there's this dirty great sea monster in the way.
Charles Darwin
Um, I... I... I think they just add those on the maps for decoration, Captain.
Pirate Captain
Is that a fact? Well blow me down.
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Debate Over Parrot Size and Pirate Status
Black Bellamy
You want to be Pirate of the Year? Do they just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot?
Pirate Captain
She's not fat, she's just big-boned!
Black Bellamy
She's fat, dude.
Black Bellamy
Oh, come on!
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Humorous Adventure Awaits on the High Seas
Taglines
Laugh your booty off.
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Command to Fire Cannons
Pirate Captain
Fire those long things that go bang!
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Shark vs. Dracula: An Unlikely Showdown
Pirate Captain
And that's why, in a straight fight, a shark would probably beat Dracula.
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Questioning Worth of Treasure and Ship
Cutlass Liz
Really?, If you've got so much booty, Then how come you're still sailing that old wreck?
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Pirates and Girl Scouts: A Humorous Encounter
Pirate Captain
What pirates? Nobody here but us girl scouts! (Girl Guides, UK Version)
Albino Pirate
I got a badge for looting
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Desperate Times on a Plague Boat
Pirate Captain
Avast! I’m the pirate captain, and I’m here for your gold!
Sailor
Gold? This is a plague boat, old man. I’d give my right arm for gold. Or my left.
[his left arm falls off]
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Pillaging and Skewering in Adventure Tales
Taglines
Places to pillage. People to skewer.
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A Question of Re-Entry
The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate
Are you going to... Are you going to enter again?
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A Well-Deserved Congratulations to the Captain
Cutlass Liz
Congratulations, Pirate Captain, Nobody deserves this more than you.
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A Conversation About Social Interactions
Pirate Captain
You don't get many girls, do you?
[looks at Darwin's house]
Bobo
No. He. Doesn't.
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Queen Victoria's Thoughts on Pirates and Polly
Queen Victoria
Pity you can't eat pirate, really. But you'd probably taste of barnacles. Whereas dear little Polly here is going to be absolutely... delicious!
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Acknowledgment of Prior Statement
Pirate Captain
(from the trailer) You see I told you.
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A Life Full of Adventure and Plunder
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It's a plunderful life.
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Darwin's Discoveries Amidst Pirate Encounters
Charles Darwin
Journal of Charles Darwin. Day 93 aboard the Beagle. I have today discovered a new kind of barnacle, which I have categorized as in the order of Pygophora. I'll never get a girlfriend. I am so unhappy. And now I'm being attacked by pirates.
[writing in his journal; a few cannonballs whiz through his office; continues writing in his journal]
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Queen Victoria's Affection for a Pirate
Queen Victoria
One doesn't why. Perhaps its his luxuriant beard, or his gleaming teeth, or the way he smells faintly of coconuts, but we have taken a shine to this pirate.
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Darwin's Discovery Amidst Pirate Troubles
Charles Darwin
Journal of Charles Darwin. Day 93 aboard the Beagle. I have today discovered a new kind of barnacle, which I have categorized as in the order of Pygophora. I'll never get a girlfriend. I am so unhappy. And now I'm being attacked by pirates.
[writing in his journal; a few cannonballs whiz through his office; continues writing in his journal]
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Cutlass Liz's Ambition for the Diamond
Cutlass Liz
Peg-Leg, You pile of squid bait, Check it out, lubbers, The world's biggest diamond, That's baby's got my name on it.
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Appreciation for an Exceptional Crew
Pirate Captain
You're the best crew a captain could wish for!
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The Importance of a Diverse Crew
Pirate Captain
Behind every captain, there's a crew. Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber, some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate, and some of you are fish I've just dressed up in a hat...
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A Call to Adventure and Plunder
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Let's go plundering.
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The Limits of Pirate Language
Pirate With A Scarf
You can't always just say "arrr" at the end of a sentence and think that makes everything feel alright.
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Naval Dominance Confirmed by Admiral Collingwood
Servant
Admiral Collingwood!
Queen Victoria
Well, Admiral?
Admiral
Great news, Your Majesty! The French are defeated at last. Also the Russians, the Portuguese, the Chinese, and the Welsh.
Queen Victoria
Then our navy rules the ocean?
Admiral
Almost entirely, your Majesty.
[nervously]
Queen Victoria
Almost?
Admiral
Unfortunately, just here we're still having a little trouble with p- p-pirates.
[gulps]
Queen Victoria
What does it say on my Royal Crest, Admiral?
[contained fury]
Admiral
I hate pirates", ma'am.
Queen Victoria
Exactly, hate them, with their idiotic shanties! And their ridiculous hats! And their endless blasted ROARING!!! I want them sunk, Admiral!! Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks!! Do you hear me?! I... HATE... PIRATES!!!
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets & Kittens
It's the looting.
The Pirate With Gout
It's the cutlasses.
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets & Kittens
It's... the LOOTING!
The Pirate With Gout
It's the cutlasses!
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets & Kittens
LOOTING!!!
The Pirate With Gout
CUTLASSES!!!
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets & Kittens
LOOTING!!!
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets & Kittens
Sorry, captain.
The Pirate With Gout
We were just discussing, "What's the best bit about being a pirate?
Pirate Captain
Oh, you were, were you?
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets & Kittens
I've suggested it might be the looting.
The Pirate With Gout
Whereas I content, it's the shiny cutlasses.
Albino Pirate
And I thought it was a chance to catch exotic diseases.
Pirate Captain
Hmm. Well, you're all of you wrong. The best bit about being pirate isn't the looting or the cutlasses. It's not the grog, or the scurvy, or the scantily clad mermaids. The best bit about being a pirate... iiiiiissssssssss HAM NITE!!!
[cuts a rope revealing a banner saying "HAM NITE"]
Pirates
HAM!!
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets & Kittens
Go, Captain! Go, Captain! Go, Captain!
Albino Pirate
It's like a meat ballet!
The Pirate With Gout
To Ham Nite! And to the Pirate Captain!
Albino Pirate
Pirate Captain!
Pirate Captain
How was that, Number Two?
[chuckles]
The Pirate With The Scarf
You still got it, Captain.
The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate
I'd take a jellyfish to the face for that man.
[dreamily]
Pirate Captain
Now, now, shush, shush, shush. Settle down. Shush. It's not all about me.
The Pirate With Gout
Don't be modest.
Pirate Captain
No, no, no, behind every captain with glittering eyes and luxuriant beard, the crew of briny rogues!
Pirates
Briny rogues!
Pirate Captain
Ah, sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber!
The Pirate With Gout
Get away with ya!
[chuckles]
Pirate Captain
Some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate! And some of you are just fish I've just dressed up in a hat. But you're still the best crew a captain could wish for!
[gestures to a pirate with a peg leg, eyepatch, mechanical arm, and a cork nose; gestures to a fish dressed as a pirate]
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets & Kittens
Oh, oh! Don't forget Polly!
Pirate Captain
Ah, ah, ah! And not forgetting... never forgetting... Polly! The finest parrot to sail the Seven Seas!
[The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets & Kittens pulls out Polly and puts her on the table]
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